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Post by strykerdarksilence on Jan 27, 2009 9:12:16 GMT -5
After reading a bit more into the Square/Stryker thing, it kind of seems that it feels that Styker is Square's dad, and that Square is the rebellious teenager. Anybody else get this vibe? Nope ;D It's largely our (myself and Square's) brainchild based on our own individual personal histories which have some symmetry.
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Post by TromboneMan on Jan 27, 2009 9:22:30 GMT -5
To answer the Character question, my character is basically inspired from the fact that I play Trombone, and based off of the arrogant talkers like Orton, Jericho, Heel Punk etc, who have to be right (in their minds) each time they speak.
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Post by The Tank on Jan 27, 2009 9:48:53 GMT -5
WWCF.com exclusive (we see G.Neric standing backstage in front of the "King of the Wrestlecrap" banner holding a microphone) G.Neric - Hello folks, G.Neric here at "King of the Wrestlecrap". We saw a lot of winners tonight. We have crowned our first Heatz champion and our first King of the Wrestlecrap. Congratulations to both Men. We saw the Inter-Forum champion and the Hardcore champion retain their titles. We saw the heated rivalry between the Non-American Heroes and Stryker Duck Silence come to a head here tonight and last but not least, we saw the crowning of new WWCF Tag Team champions. And speaking of the Tag Team titles, I am here to interview the Manager of the former tag team champions, The Sam, speaking of which here he is now(The Sam storms onto the set looking physically upset) The Sam - THAT'S NOT FAIR! THEY CHEATED! THEY ALL CHEATED!!!G.Neric - You seem upset Sam?(The Sam grabs Neric by his tie) The Sam - YOU'RE DARN RIGHT I'M UPSET! WHY I OUGHTA!Neric - Hey! Take it easy Sam.The Sam - THOSE PEOPLE ALL CHEATED! THEY'RE CHEATERS! ALL OF THEM!Neric - Who cheated?The Sam - ALL OF THEM! THEY ALL CHEATED! ALL THOSE...CHEATERS!Neric - Do you wish to give an example?The Sam - FIRST, YOU HAVE TANK AND SETH CHEATING! THEY HAD TO DO UNDERHANDED TACTICS IN ORDER TO GAIN AN ADVANTAGE OVER THE TROMBONEWEIGHT CHAMPION! Tromboneman won by the way, so Seth, just remember that. Tromboneman beat you. You didn't beat Tromboneman.Neric - Ok? What else?The Sam - THEN YOU GOT THAT.......WOMAN! THAT ELI! THOSE WOMEN HUMILIATED ME! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO DESERVE THAT! SO THEREFORE, I TOOK THE HIGHER GROUND, THEREFORE I AM THE WINNER BY MORAL STANDARDS!Neric - Well i'm not going there. Anything else?The Sam - THEN, THIS SUPPOSED "PRIDE"! I GUESS YOU HAVE TO HAVE PRIDE IN CHEATING!Neric - Now, how did they cheat Sam, I didn't see any cheating in that match. At least not from The Pride.The Sam - YOU DIDN'T SEE IT BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO BUSY STANDING IN FRONT OF THIS CHEAP BANNER! I JUMPED UP ON THE APRON TO TELL THE OFFICIAL HOW TO DO HIS JOB AND THEN, FOR NO REASON AT ALL METYLERCA ATTACKS ME! THAT SHOULD OF BEEN A DQ RIGHT THERE! BUT THE REFEREE, BEING AS BLIND AS HE IS DUMB LET THE MATCH CONTINUE! SWC SHOULD STILL BE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! THEREFORE WE WON!Neric - ....is that all?The Sam - no.....no there is one more person who cheated. Not just The Family but the entire WWCF fan base....that person in Motor Colt.Neric - ....Motor Colt?The Sam - Motor Colt. Motor, Wordlife, Above Average, the Story shouldn't be. The Stry should not be on top. In every encounter The Story and The Family had with each other, The Family always ALWAYS...came out on top. The Family brought fame and glory to The WWCF. We made WWCF what it is today. The Family made history where ever we went. And how were we repaid? By giving our glory to The Story. The Family made history....and we will do it again, mark my words, The Family will grow and The Family will be on top again. And Story, just remember, Revenge is a dish best served cold. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!(The Sam walks off laughing) Neric - .....I'm G.Neric and thankyou for watching. Well, Sam, you're right about a few things......The Story shouldn't be on top. The Story WON'T be on top. The Story won't be on top, The Pride won't be on top, and The Family sure as hell won't be on top. Because, gentlemen? The game has just changed.
See, when I left so very long ago, I thought I was leaving this organization in good hands. I thought men who would keep the legacy the men like me, and Bob, and JD, and Buggy and Amigo and all the others here since the start had begun. But when I return...this. Everything that made this place great has died. And it's taken me until recently to realize that it's never gonna change until something drastic happens. It's time for a whitewash.
This company needs to be cleansed. And if the only way that can happen is through tearing it apart right down to it's very foundation, then so be it. The Crusade has begun. And no one, and no thing, regardless of whatever power it may profess will ever be able to stop it.
To quote a great man, "Enough is enough....it's time for a change."
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Jan 27, 2009 10:25:19 GMT -5
*Aaron Enigma is seen in his personal study wrapped in bandages from his House of Fun match* Last Sunday, I believe that I proved why I am here and that I belong in this business. I have a few people to thank for that.
First off, I want to thank you Koda, for giving me the best fight of my life. I don't exactly remember how I even lost the match because we fought so hard you knocked me unconscious. Your mind is truly a great puzzle, and I will solve it one day.
Secondly, I want to thank Motor-Colt. Through our little back and forth a couple weeks ago, I learned some important information about what it means to be in this business and it got me more focused than before. I look forward to the day where I square off with you in the ring my friend.
Lastly, I want to thank myself. Now I know that sounds cocky, but hear me out. During that match I pushed my body to the absolute limits and it still held up under the pressure and the beating it took.
I may not have won the match, and it is true I'm still looking for my first singles win, but you gotta keep on trying if you ever want to succeed. I came out of this match stronger and smarter, and eventually, you will all see my name announced as the winner. Until then, I'm the Head Detective, and I'm always watching.
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Jan 27, 2009 10:36:16 GMT -5
*Camera pans around in one corner of a gym, scanning the rest of the room, coming to rest on Stryker having bumps and bruises from the cage match iced by a trainer. The camera zooms in, Stryker smiles and sends the trainer off, then sits up on the weights bench he's on*
It's a good day for me. I'm in a good place. I'm sore, I ache, but I won. Read! My! Lips! I won! And now I'm in a good place, I can focus on the good stuff, but I have a few statements for WWCF management. Milo, you're World Champion and I'm proud to be in your corner. You had my back. You went off the cage for me and nearly put yourself in the hospital, and I will do the same for you. So statement number 1) Where Milo goes, I go. You screw with him, management, champion or jobber, you screw with me, and you can be damn sure it's reciprocated too. Milo keeps that belt, I'll do everything I can to help that.
Next...I've heard a lot of talk about The Family, The Southwest Connection, The Story, The Non-American Heroes. I heard the Connection talking smack about being established. Now I hear talk about The Crusade. Let me tell you something. StrykerDuckSilence were the first EVER tag team champions. We were the first EVER TWO TIME tag team champions, and we will become THREE TIME tag team champions when the time is right. I don't care what team you're in...you're on notice. Statement number 2 Dave... WE are you primary tag team, and don't you ever forget that. We helped you build the company. We are your core. You do NOTHING without us.
Finally, I'm one part of the greatest tag team in this company. Last night I scored the pinfall win in the greatest match in WWCF history, and vanquished my rival. Square I know you all too well, and I'm watching you. You have potential. You walked out last night after I near as a damnit killed you, and everybody knows how tough you can be, and you'll likely be a star, but don't you forget what happened when you crossed me. You'll never remove that loss from your record. I'm watching you. Milo is world champion. I'm with him in his corner, Dave you know that now, but now there is one thing missing from my CV. Singles Gold. Statement number 3 Dave...I want some singles Gold. By the next Niteraw, you better have some good news for me. I've made you money, I've drawn you fans and left them open mouthed with the things only I can do. Now it's time I get my dues. StrykerDuckSilence's tag team success will come again, that's inevitable. You owe me my shot. I don't care what belt, you know I'll make it bigger. You give me that shot. You have until Niteraw.
Finally, a statement for you all. I don't care who you are and what you do. Last night was the cumulation of 3 months of personal hell. And I won. I walked away. I'm here in the gym, making sure I'm on top form. Sure I'm getting iced and I've got a few sore spots, but nobody works harder than me. I learned to walk TWICE, so no damn ddt will stop me getting back up. You want to pit yoursef against me? Good for you. I look forward to it. I'll shake your hand before and raise your hand, win or lose afterwards, but get ready to stare at some lights. Come challenge me and I welcome you to it.
In the meantime Dave, I'm waiting...the rest of you. Check what happened last night. I'm a man of my word. I will STRYKE YOU OUT!
*The camera pans away as the trainer comes back in with a bag of ice, as Stryker lies back on the bench and startes pressing again*
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Post by Tyfo on Jan 27, 2009 12:10:01 GMT -5
*The camera finds Tyfo in the trainers room*
I told you, I'm fine, get your hands off me damn it!
Hey, camera man, get in real close here and listen up.
Last night, a crime was committed. A robbery to be exact. Because today, some kids who have no idea what it means to be GREAT are walking around claiming to be the WWCF Tag Team Champions. The so called "Pride", you have no idea what it means to be a champion. You don't have a tenth of the ability, the fortitude, and the shere will to be the best in the world that littlenaitch and myself posses! You want to go around calling yourself champions? You don't even know the meaning of the word champions. So enjoy your fluke, because trust me, it won't last long. Because as far as I'm concerned, you are just temporarily holding onto our belts while we take care of some other business. Which brings me to that.
Stryker, I heard a lot of chatter from you about you and MiLo being the best tag team in the world. Sure your good, but your no Southwest Connection. littlenaitch and myself are the greatest tag team to ever set foot in a ring. We have proved it over and over again. I saw your little match last night, it was pretty good. But the Southwest Connection wouldn't have even given those punks an inch.
*Tyfo walks out of the trainers room and heads down the hallway as the camera follows him*
*Tyfo walks outside to the parking lot and picks up a tire iron*
Stryker, you and MiLo really want to be the best? Then why don't you two meet littlenaitch and myself right here next week. The two greatest tag teams in the world today......in a parking lot brawl. I don't blame you if you back out. I'm sure your still hurting from the beating you just took. And of course, the fact that neither of you have an ounce of guts in those pathetic bodies. But if your the team you say you are, then you will accept this challenge!
Hey camera man, put that camera down and come here!
*camera man sets the camera on a car so we can still see what's going on and walks over to Tyfo*
*Tyfo puts his arm around the camera man*
Stryker, MiLo, next week, we'll show you what it means to be the best in the WORLD!
*Tyfo throws the camera man onto a nearby car and piledrives him through the windshield*
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Post by Jazzman on Jan 27, 2009 12:42:42 GMT -5
Well... I get it. I understand totally what happened last night. I got caught up in the moment and I thought that it would be easy. Kudo Double A, I let you in through a small crack and you retained. But last night wasn't a total failure. Congrats to my good friends Metylerca and M.O.P. on becoming the new tag team champs! But I know alot of you guys are probably thinking, whats next for The Jazzman? Well, it's funny you ask.
You see, The Sam, you think that there have been a bunch of crimes committed against you. Well, how about one more? I've been itchin' go get back at you ever since you guys laid me up with some injuries after that six-man tag. No, I feel like returning the favor. Since you just got humbled badly by Eli and The Connection is now without gold, there's only 1 highpoint for you left.
It's funny actually Trombone Man that we haven't met before. We're each muscians. I respect that you enjoy the sound of Glenn Miller and some other great jazz music I'm sure. So, whatta you say. Next Monday night, you and me meet in the ring and we give these people a show. The first ever WWCF Bandstand Jazz-off. I win, I get a shot at The Sam for 5 minutes You win and The Connection get a re-match for the tag titles in 2 weeks on Nite-Raw, if they survive Stryker and Milo
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jan 27, 2009 12:54:28 GMT -5
*Simply the Best plays*
*The Phat One walks out angrily*
Well, I lost last night. I can admit that. But I was not pinned, I did not submit, and I was not disqualified. Which leads me to believe I deserve another shot at the "champion". So, whatta ya say, "champ"? Me and you, one more time? And just to keep out the interferance this time, how about we make it Hell in a Cell? One more time, "champ", one more chapter in the saga of the greatest wrester of times career.
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Jan 27, 2009 13:06:19 GMT -5
Tyfo. You got your match bitch. I will Stryke YOU...OUUUUUUUUT!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2009 13:34:31 GMT -5
Can I ask why I was in the Hardcore match??
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Dave at the Movies
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VINTAGE D-DAY DAVE! Always cranking dat thing.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Jan 27, 2009 13:48:43 GMT -5
I think my gimmick in the boss role is kind of a mix between a biker gimmick and Paul E. Dangerously during 1996-1999 ECW.
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Post by Tyfo on Jan 27, 2009 14:17:10 GMT -5
I think my gimmick in the boss role is kind of a mix between a biker gimmick and Paul E. Dangerously during 1996-1999 ECW. Then you better have a skullet and a press pass!
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Dave at the Movies
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
VINTAGE D-DAY DAVE! Always cranking dat thing.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Jan 27, 2009 14:27:09 GMT -5
I think my gimmick in the boss role is kind of a mix between a biker gimmick and Paul E. Dangerously during 1996-1999 ECW. Then you better have a skullet and a press pass! Okay I correct myself. I'm a cooler Paul E. Dangerously.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 27, 2009 15:27:32 GMT -5
*"Unforgiven" by Metallica plays and out comes Seth, Tank, and the cloaked figure involved in that beatdown, followed by other cloaked and masked men. All three of them enter the ring as Seth grabs the mic and All of the other cloacked men surround the ring.*
Seth: All in a good day's work.
TromboneMan and Sam, you can chime in all you want about you defeating me via DQ. What you seem to forget was that I defeated TromboneMan one on one in a regular match. You also seemed to forget that with TheSam being at ringside, you decided to break the agreement on the rules of honor. That means that LittleNaitch wont be getting his match any time soon so congratulations Sam, you just did what I thought you would do and screwed your own client. Now, your family will have to do something else for me before Little Naitch gets the match he wants. Maybe your good friend Motor Colt could make a certain agreement that will get you the match you want.
There is no honor in beating a man who cant even follow the rules of honor so I decided to not win the match. The most important part of what happened was The Crusade revealed the second member of its ranks in my old rival, The Tank. Now as you can see there is a third man among us. He is the closest of these men to being able to show his face. While he isnt there yet, he has done some good deeds for the cause, he has earned the right to be in the ring with us. Soon you will find out who he is, but until then....his identity will remain a secret to anyone outside of The Crusade.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 27, 2009 15:36:34 GMT -5
You know, looking back at it....the character isnt based off a certain wrestler. He is based off of a villian Adam Sutler from the V For Vendetta movie
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Post by Cyno on Jan 27, 2009 15:43:22 GMT -5
(backstage)
G.Neric: G.Neric back here with one half of the NEW WWCF Tag-Team Champions, M.O.P.! How you feeling right now?
M.O.P.: How do you think I feel? I feel great! Last night at King of Wrestlecrap, my good buddy Metyl and I proved not only to every single person in the WWCF locker room, but to the entire world that The Pride is more than just talk. We went out there, and despite The Sam's shenanigans, came out on top. I mean, I never thought I'd be a champion a mere two months after debuting! We proved that the Pride is the hottest rising stable in the WWCF today, and these tag titles are only the beginning!
G.Neric: And congratulations to you and Metylerca for winning those titles. But not all of you were successful. Grbjazzman failed to capture the Inter-Forum title from Above Average.
M.O.P.: Well, crap happens. Jazzman might've lost, but he gave Double A a hell of a match and we're proud of him for that. Sure, we might not be all champions after the PPV like we said we would, but we're two thirds of the way there.
But *holds up his tag-team title* these WWCF Tag Team Championships are only the beginning. The Family found out firsthand last night that Pride never dies. Now, it's time for the rest of the WWCF locker room to learn that lesson!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2009 15:53:08 GMT -5
*In the Story's locker room, wordlifeecw is sitting on a bench. His mask is laying next to him. He looks at the camera and starts to speak*
"Let me start off by saying this. Motor-Colt... congratulations my friend. I gave you everything I had, but you brought just a little bit more. But the bottom line is that we went out there last night, and we tore the damn house down!
Now, while I have suffered a minor setback, it won't stop me for long. Although I do still plan on eventually winning the WWCF World Championship, I have my sights set on another championship.
The WWCF Hardcore Championship. The championship that recognizes the holder as the most hardcore wrestler in the company. Real quick recap here, folks. I am the man who introduced this company to the TLC Inferno match. I've competed in barbed wire matches and table matches at house shows. I was the winner of the most barbaric match in WWCF... no, wait a second... in WRESTLING history, the Iron Maiden match.
Now, I have a lot of respect for the General of the Monkey Army. He's competed in some rather brutal matches, himself. But for him to call himself Hardcore Champion, when he hasn't beaten me? Well, I just don't know.
Now, I'm not asking D-Dayve to just go and give me a shot at the title, just because I want it. However, I would like an opportunity to earn a title shot. D-Dayve, put me in a Hardcore match on NiteRaw. I don't care who you put me up against. Hell, it could be more than one opponent. Just give me a chance, and I'll show you why that title belongs around my waist.
In closing, I would also like to congratulate my friend Above Average on his successful Inter-Forum Title defense. You're unstoppable, man!
The Story is making news, and making history. To quote my partner, Motor-Colt, we are the Story on Page One, and we plan on staying there for a VERY long time."
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Being Held Down by the Man and Several "Women"
Old School Tope Con Fiveo!!!
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Post by Above Average on Jan 27, 2009 17:38:38 GMT -5
Congratulations are in order for both Evil Masked wordlifeecw and the 2009 King of the WrestleCrap, Motor-Colt. The two of you put on one helluva show last night, and showed the world that we are truly unstoppable here.
To turn my attention to my opponent last night, grbjazzman. I feel that I owe you something. I owe you a little thing called "respect". I told you I already respected you before the match, but that respect has just heightened after our ladder match. You proved you can hang on the same level as me, and hell, at the end there it was anyone's game. Perhaps it was my experience that gave me the edge, but I'm inclined to believe there was a good share of luck in there too. And if I know my stuff, I'd imagine that sometime down the road we'll meet again one on one, maybe even for this title belt again.
Now last night, I made history by winning the first ever Inter-Forum title ladder match, and Evil Masked wordlifeecw and Motor-Colt made history by competing in the first ever KOTWC finals. I'm all about making history, and next month it's WAR GAMES! Now, again, this will be a first-ever - never before has there been a War Games match in WWCF. So, Motor-Colt, I know you get to make the picks, so I'd like to throw my name in the hat. I'd like to be a participant in perhaps the greatest gimmick match ever devised.
Book it Colt!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2009 17:55:37 GMT -5
Whitey brother I'm sorry I couldn't help ya win man
My Goddamn luck sucks as Always
And I Swear I'll pop the First one who says SORRY BOUT YOUR DAMN LUCK
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jan 27, 2009 18:03:33 GMT -5
Whitey brother I'm sorry I couldn't help ya win man
My Goddamn luck sucks as Always
And I Swear I'll pop the First one who says SORRY BOUT YOUR DAMN LUCK My friend, don't let it get you down. We both know we have been held back in this company, because we don't look the right way, talk the right way, or came up the right way.
But i would like to make a propisition. How about me and you go and take those tag titles from whatever pil of pretty boy country fried crap has them?
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