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Post by Dave at the Movies on Jan 12, 2009 23:51:26 GMT -5
wwcf-efed.blogspot.com/2009/01/monday-niteraw-january-12-2009.htmlLet me know if there are any mistakes such as grammar errors or just anything that doesn't make sense. BTW guys the cards for the next Heatz!!1 and Niteraw will be up tomorrow sometime in the afternoon. If you have any requests for matches for Niteraw or Heatz please let me know before Noon tomorrow. Only matches set so far are the KOW semi finals. I'll update the tournament brackets tomorrow.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 12, 2009 23:59:05 GMT -5
well....there goes the plan for King Sephirot The First.
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jan 12, 2009 23:59:48 GMT -5
The Pride........ It's got a nice ring to it.
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Post by Topher is Human on Jan 13, 2009 0:01:37 GMT -5
well my promos weren't included... :/
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Post by thesam07 on Jan 13, 2009 0:01:48 GMT -5
Interesting show. I like "The Pride", good name, can't wait to see where that goes. I'm loving the feud between Stryker Duck Silence and Square & Starshine. Good show overall.
I'll have a promo later tonight.
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Post by thesam07 on Jan 13, 2009 0:03:29 GMT -5
well my promos weren't included... :/ Politics.
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littlenaitch
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Post by littlenaitch on Jan 13, 2009 0:07:58 GMT -5
Littlenaitch is in the locker room after the show is over and notices the camera man.
Once again the Southwest Connection shows the entire world that we are the greatest tag team to ever step foot in this company. I knew that Above Average and grbjazzman could not get along as future opponents can not get along in a tag team match. Now I see that nobody has had the guts to step up and answer my open challenge so it looks like I will be having the week off so I will see you all in two weeks!!
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Dave at the Movies
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Jan 13, 2009 0:13:24 GMT -5
My bad Colt I forgot to put your promo in because I didn't copy and paste it into the word document where I was working on the show. Okay guys here is the updated promo and main event for Niteraw tonight. I have added it on the main site results as well if you like the nice colors. ____________________________________________ (We see Motor-Colt and Above Average in their locker room talking) Motor-Colt: Above Average... despite everything that's going on. You have my support, 100% of the way. Above: Are you sure? The last thing we need now is a double cross... MC: I give you my word... I mean after all, The Family don't have a leader, they have no direction... They have nothing to offer me now. There's no NWC so there is no common goal... AA: So you're alliance of sorts with LittleNaitch is over? MC:... Best of luck tonight AA: Colt!? Answer me MC: I don't even know myself... BUT I am giving you word here, tonight I have your back, 100% AA: Good, aslong as you remember why we event formed this stable. End the Family's reign of terror, Wordlife has made a rather fatal blow to them already... but it's not over yet! MC: You have my word ____________________________________________ MAIN EVENT Non-Title Tag Team Match between the Tag Team Champs and the Inter-Forum Champ and the No. 1 Contender for Inter-Forum Championship The Southwest Connection(littlenaitch and Tyfo) VS Above Average and grbjazzman (Before the match starts Motor-Colt comes out and stands in a neutral corner. Both Above Average and littlenaitch stare as the match begins.) Tyfo and grbjazzman start things off. Tyfo and LittleNaitch focus on making quick tags, trying to keep grbjazzman isolated, and hitting frequent double team moves. Tyfo gets grbjazzman up on the top rope and hit’s a big superplex. Naitch tags in and starts working over the leg, trying to soften up grbjazzman for the Figure 4. Grbjazzman eventually fights his way out of the corner and is just inches from tagging in Above Average, only for Tyfo and Naitch to pull him back to their corner. Naitch locks in the Figure 4. Grbjazzman screams in pain as he tries to get loose. Unable to reach the ropes, grbjazzman uses all his strength to reverse the hold, forcing Naitch to break it. Naitch grabs grbjazzman’s leg and tags in Tyfo. Tyfo and Naitch whip grbjazzman into the ropes, but are caught on the rebound with a huge double clothesline. Grbjazzman makes a last gasp attempt to reach his partner, leaping halfway across the ring to tag Above Average. Above Average comes in, a house of fire, hitting rights and lefts on both opponents. Grbjazzman joins the fight, and soon they have the Connection on the ropes. A dropkick from grbjazzman sends Tyfo to the outside. Above Average goes to super kick Naitch, but he ducks, causing Above Average to hit grbjazzman by mistake. Naitch quickly rolls up Above Average for the 3-count. As the Southwest Connection make their way up the ramp, grbjazzman gets in Above Average’s face, blaming him for the loss. As the Inter-Forum Champion and challenger argue in the ring with Motor-Colt trying to diffuse the situation, the Tag Team Champions and The Sam09 look on from the ramp with big smiles on their faces. Dave- Well that is it for tonight folks. Remember to watch next week’s King Of WrestleCrap tournament semi-finals when Motor-Colt takes on Koda89 and The Tank takes on Evil Masked wordlifeecw. Madman- Good night homies!!!
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Jan 13, 2009 0:22:52 GMT -5
Hey guys there will be a lot of number 1 contender matches for the Heatz and Niteraw to set up for King Of WrestleCrap including a big tag team match that I haven't worked out yet but it will be apart of the card tomorrow when I post it.
If you have any requests for Heatz or Niteraw match-wise let me know asap.
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Jan 13, 2009 0:35:38 GMT -5
Sweet. Semi-Finals!
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Post by thesam07 on Jan 13, 2009 0:47:02 GMT -5
WWCF.com Exclusive (G.Neric is standing outside The Family locker room) G.Neric - Hello fans, G.Neric here with another WWCF.com exclusive. Tonight we saw the Formation of "The Pride", we saw Motor Colt, Koda89, The Tank and Evil Mask Wordlifeecw move onto the quarter finals of the WWCF King of the Wrestlecrap tournament, we saw Stryker Duck Silence and the Un-American Heroes known as Square and Starshine get even more violent with each other, and we found out that The Sam's opponent at King of the Wrestecrap is none other than WWCF's newest arrival, Eli "The Valkyrie". I'm outside the Family's locker room hoping to get an interview with the winners of the Main Event, Tyfo and Littlenaitch, The Southwest Connection. (G.Neric knocks on the door and lets himself in, we see Tyfo, Littlenaitch, Tromboneman and The Sam all celebrating with Champagne. Tromboneman has a bandage over one eye and his face is covered in paint, The Sam has a black eye) The Sam - WOO! And the greatest-wait, scratch that - the GREATEST TAG TEAM EVER! Southwest Connection, walks out, once again, The Winners. HA HA HA HA! WOO! G.Neric - Well, what about Tromboneman? He was eliminated from the King of the Wrestlecrap tournament by Koda? The Sam - Hey, he may not be the King of the Wrestlecrap, but he is still Mr. Money in the Bank, he is still the longest reigning Tromboneweight champion in history. And even if Koda wins the Tournament, it doesn't matter because he's still just a Clown. G.Neric - I see, well, what about the revelation that at King of the Wrestlecrap, you will be facing Eli "The Valkyrie", which was made right before Eli gave you that shiner. The Sam - First off, I didn't get this black eye from when Eli punched me. This is from when I....walked into that door....yeah, and she didn't knock me out, I have an ear infection, I lost my balance and I fell over. People make mistakes Neric. Why, just look at you. G.Neric - .....well either way, from what I saw, this Eli is to be taken very seriously. She's no push over Sam. The Sam - OK, even if she did knock me out, which she didn't, she's still just a woman. I'm a man, all I got to do is say "Boo" and she's gonna start crying and then she'll quit and go back to her day job of being a Nurse or a Housewife or whatever it is she used to do. I'm a Man, which means I am just one Y Chromosome better than her. Now if you'll excuse us, The Family has reunited and are going to paint th town red. WOO! G.Neric - This is G.Neric, with another exclusive right here on WWCF.com.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 13, 2009 1:25:43 GMT -5
*Seth Drakin looks at TheSam08 promo on the hallway television with a smile.*
Seth: Oh this will be intriguing indeed.
*Seth looks at the camera and speaks*
Seth: I may have been eliminated in the King of the WrestleCrap Tournament by a man who I have defeated before in the Tank, but all is not lost. You see, TheSam08’s promo there just gave me a very intriguing idea. You see for weeks now, that loudmouth Little Naitch has been spreading lies about how I ducked the Double Dog Collar Match when in actuality, I had some serious injuries that forced me out of action.
Now last week, I told him that I may still be up for the idea, but since The Family has no control over my decisions this month or any other month in the future, I may want some collateral. You can call it a dowry if you will, but it basically is in the end…a little token of compliance.
Now to be fair, originally I was going to demand a tag team title match if me and my secret partner win, but I think I have found something a little better. Oh and the good news is Little Naitch doesn’t have to bother with the “championship committee” to get this match done. In fact, Little Naitch doesn’t have to do a damn thing at all. The collateral will now be in the hands of Naitch’s family members, TromboneMan and TheSam08.
Here is what I want. Next week, I want a TromboneWeight Title Match under my stipulations. That is all I ask. TM & TheSam, if you don’t want your fellow family member Little Naitch’s dream of finally being able to get in the ring with me under his terms to be in indefinite limbo, you can easily reject this offer. But if you are after Naitch’s best interest, you will take one for the team and accept my terms. The ball is in your court.
And Little Naitch, let's see if your family members really are after your best interests.
*Suddenly, Seth’s cell phone rings. Seth checks his caller ID to see who it is and he smiles when he sees who it is.*
Seth: Speaking of business decisions, I have one right now that I need to take care of.
*Seth answers the phone, but closes the door to his locker room before anyone can hear what he is saying.*
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Post by thesam07 on Jan 13, 2009 1:40:54 GMT -5
*Seth Drakin looks at TheSam08 promo on the hallway television with a smile.* Seth: Oh this will be intriguing indeed. *Seth looks at the camera and speaks* Seth: I may have been eliminated in the King of the WrestleCrap Tournament by a man who I have defeated before in the Tank, but all is not lost. You see, TheSam08’s promo there just gave me a very intriguing idea. You see for weeks now, that loudmouth Little Naitch has been spreading lies about how I ducked the Double Dog Collar Match when in actuality, I had some serious injuries that forced me out of action.
Now last week, I told him that I may still be up for the idea, but since The Family has no control over my decisions this month or any other month in the future, I may want some collateral. You can call it a dowry if you will, but it basically is in the end…a little token of compliance.
Now to be fair, originally I was going to demand a tag team title match if me and my secret partner win, but I think I have found something a little better. Oh and the good news is Little Naitch doesn’t have to bother with the “championship committee” to get this match done. In fact, Little Naitch doesn’t have to do a damn thing at all. The collateral will now be in the hands of Naitch’s family members, TromboneMan and TheSam08.
Here is what I want. Next week, I want a TromboneWeight Title Match under my stipulations. That is all I ask. TM & TheSam, if you don’t want your fellow family member Little Naitch’s dream of finally being able to get in the ring with me under his terms to be in indefinite limbo, you can easily reject this offer. But if you are after Naitch’s best interest, you will take one for the team and accept my terms. The ball is in your court.
And Little Naitch, let's see if your family members really are after your best interests. *Suddenly, Seth’s cell phone rings. Seth checks his caller ID to see who it is and he smiles when he sees who it is.* Seth: Speaking of business decisions, I have one right now that I need to take care of.*Seth answers the phone, but closes the door to his locker room before anyone can hear what he is saying.* Woah woah woah woah woah woah WOAH! Now, if it's a match with Tromboneman you are after. You got it. Now, whether or not the match will be contested for the Tromboneweight title, that's entirely up to you. As you may have forgotten, and I wouldn't be surprised if you did forget Seth, the Tromboneweight title can only be contested if the Challenger weighs the exact same as the Champion. Now, laccording to my secratary, it says you weigh in at 265 lbs. Now, according to the official Tromboneweight scales here (The Sam stands next to Tromboneman who is standing on the scales) , Tromboneman weighs in at....240 lbs, 0 ounces. So Seth, if you want a match with Tromboneman, thats fine, Tromboneman will enjoy humiliating you. But if you want a match for the Tromboneweight title, you sir will have to drop 15 lbs in just under 7 days. Do you think you can do that Seth?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 13, 2009 1:48:11 GMT -5
*Seth Drakin looks at TheSam08 promo on the hallway television with a smile.* Seth: Oh this will be intriguing indeed. *Seth looks at the camera and speaks* Seth: I may have been eliminated in the King of the WrestleCrap Tournament by a man who I have defeated before in the Tank, but all is not lost. You see, TheSam08’s promo there just gave me a very intriguing idea. You see for weeks now, that loudmouth Little Naitch has been spreading lies about how I ducked the Double Dog Collar Match when in actuality, I had some serious injuries that forced me out of action.
Now last week, I told him that I may still be up for the idea, but since The Family has no control over my decisions this month or any other month in the future, I may want some collateral. You can call it a dowry if you will, but it basically is in the end…a little token of compliance.
Now to be fair, originally I was going to demand a tag team title match if me and my secret partner win, but I think I have found something a little better. Oh and the good news is Little Naitch doesn’t have to bother with the “championship committee” to get this match done. In fact, Little Naitch doesn’t have to do a damn thing at all. The collateral will now be in the hands of Naitch’s family members, TromboneMan and TheSam08.
Here is what I want. Next week, I want a TromboneWeight Title Match under my stipulations. That is all I ask. TM & TheSam, if you don’t want your fellow family member Little Naitch’s dream of finally being able to get in the ring with me under his terms to be in indefinite limbo, you can easily reject this offer. But if you are after Naitch’s best interest, you will take one for the team and accept my terms. The ball is in your court.
And Little Naitch, let's see if your family members really are after your best interests. *Suddenly, Seth’s cell phone rings. Seth checks his caller ID to see who it is and he smiles when he sees who it is.* Seth: Speaking of business decisions, I have one right now that I need to take care of.*Seth answers the phone, but closes the door to his locker room before anyone can hear what he is saying.* Woah woah woah woah woah woah WOAH! Now, if it's a match with Tromboneman you are after. You got it. Now, whether or not the match will be contested for the Tromboneweight title, that's entirely up to you. As you may have forgotten, and I wouldn't be surprised if you did forget Seth, the Tromboneweight title can only be contested if the Challenger weighs the exact same as the Champion. Now, laccording to my secratary, it says you weigh in at 265 lbs. Now, according to the official Tromboneweight scales here (The Sam stands next to Tromboneman who is standing on the scales) , Tromboneman weighs in at....240 lbs, 0 ounces. So Seth, if you want a match with Tromboneman, thats fine, Tromboneman will enjoy humiliating you. But if you want a match for the Tromboneweight title, you sir will have to drop 15 lbs in just under 7 days. Do you think you can do that Seth?
Seth: Funny thing about that is....I havent done the official weigh in since I returned. Since then, I believe I have lost 10 lbs. I think through vigorous training.....I can drop a few more. But, I did mention that I want stipulations that will befit a true morale human being like myself.
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Post by thesam07 on Jan 13, 2009 1:51:24 GMT -5
Woah woah woah woah woah woah WOAH! Now, if it's a match with Tromboneman you are after. You got it. Now, whether or not the match will be contested for the Tromboneweight title, that's entirely up to you. As you may have forgotten, and I wouldn't be surprised if you did forget Seth, the Tromboneweight title can only be contested if the Challenger weighs the exact same as the Champion. Now, laccording to my secratary, it says you weigh in at 265 lbs. Now, according to the official Tromboneweight scales here (The Sam stands next to Tromboneman who is standing on the scales) , Tromboneman weighs in at....240 lbs, 0 ounces. So Seth, if you want a match with Tromboneman, thats fine, Tromboneman will enjoy humiliating you. But if you want a match for the Tromboneweight title, you sir will have to drop 15 lbs in just under 7 days. Do you think you can do that Seth?
Seth: Funny thing about that is....I havent done the official weigh in since I returned. Since then, I believe I have lost 10 lbs. I think through vigorous training.....I can drop a few more. But, I did mention that I want stipulations that will befit a true morale human being like myself.
And what stipulations would a morale human being such as yourself want?
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Post by The Tank on Jan 13, 2009 2:11:16 GMT -5
*G. Neric is standing around backstage waiting for an interview. The Tank enters and takes G. Neric's mic immediately.*
Get t' steppin', man. The Tank's not gonna go over this again.
*G. Neric quickly does as told.*
What'dya know, he's learnin'. Anyways, The Tank was watchin' the show before his match, and he noticed somethin' pretty...let's just say "interesting". The Tank understand that a certain group of so-called "Young lions" are tryin' to establish themselves as of NitRaw this week. Callin' themselves "Pride" or somethin'. Gentlemen, with a name like "Pride", and a membership consisting of three guys, you may be sending the wrong message here...
I kid, I kid. Boys, The Tank doesn't ask a lot. If you wanna team up to try and get yourselves over, that's fine. Just do it the right way. Do it the honorable way. Do it the just way. because if you don't...then things aren't gonna end well for you. Trust me.
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Post by Topher is Human on Jan 13, 2009 4:12:25 GMT -5
YOU MAKE PLANS, WE MAKE HISTORY by Motor-Colt
As everyone knows, the King of WrestleCrap Tournament is taking the entire WWCF Galaxy by storm. We've had 16 of the best, of the best, of the best compete and 12 have been eliminated... It's down to the final four, and they promise to give an amazing combination of matches.
First off, there's me, Motor-Colt, The Story on Page One facing off against the charismatic, enigmatic, boundryless harlequin known as Koda. Now, he's been getting alot of attention as of late, since his recent transformation he has knocked off alot of impressive names... The biggest of course being his most recent win over TromboneMan. A fierce competitor I have alot of history with. Now I'm not saying he has no chance of winning, but I too am on a very impressive roll, so expect this to be a hell of a match.
Then next we have WWCF's resident monster, my man, Wordlife is taking on The Tank, who is fresh off his return and a very impressive victory over Seth Drakin. So we have an nearly unstoppable monster taking on a man who is set on changing the face of WWCF. These two men are going to go to war.
So, now if I can over come Koda, I could be facing The Tank; Now I have never faced The Tank and don't really know what to expect, except for two men who are probably the most driven competitors in this industry. Or I could be facing Wordlife, a good friend of mine who I have only ever met in the ring once before in a Triple Threat match. Now this is the match I'd rather have because I know we could tear the house down without it ever becoming personal.
Or of course Koda could be facing one of these two men, and I'm sure he'll show us why he's moving up to the top... and fast.
What's more noticable about the brackets, isn't just the men who made it this far... but those who didn't. Most of them, as you'd notice are the people who are known for their schemes and their plans, No more Family, no more Justice and Providence or Seth Drakin, no more Non-American Heroes... noticing a pattern here?
They make plans, and try to stick to them far too much, and when it fails... their whole world falls apart. As for us, the final four. We don't try and make plans to get our way, we just go in and out every day giving it our all to prove that we are the best... we make history.
So Koda, Wordlife, Tank? Let's make history!
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Jazzman
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Post by Jazzman on Jan 13, 2009 10:54:33 GMT -5
*Cut to a jazz club as Jazzman finishes up a huge solo
Well, tonight worked as a two-fold purpose. I'm very happy that Metylerca and M.O.P. were able to pick up the win. My tag match didn't go as planned as I feel totally responsible for our loss. I apologize to you Above Average. My bad, but now we move forward toward King of Wrestlecrap. I know you are one of the best technical wrestlers in the company and I am a rising star. How about we try to steal the show? But in what kind of match, you ask? Why don't we let the title hang in the balance? You and me in a LADDER MATCH!!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 13, 2009 11:28:01 GMT -5
Seth: Funny thing about that is....I havent done the official weigh in since I returned. Since then, I believe I have lost 10 lbs. I think through vigorous training.....I can drop a few more. But, I did mention that I want stipulations that will befit a true morale human being like myself.
And what stipulations would a morale human being such as yourself want? Seth: Glad you asked....we are going to do things in with Rules of Honor. And here they are....
1) If one man is busted open, the match must be stopped and the one busted open will be deemed the loser.
2) Any loss can result in a title change.....including countouts and DQs
3) All friends and family will be barred from being ringside.
4) Ref can use instant replay it is needed. Any finish can be overturned or confirmed based on the replay.
So how about it.....
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Dave at the Movies
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Jan 13, 2009 17:16:03 GMT -5
So is it going to be Seth Vs TromboneMan for the Trombone Weight Title on Niteraw next week?
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