Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Is a real girl!
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Feb 1, 2009 8:21:09 GMT -5
He is an idiot.
We have purposely trained him wrong. As a joke.
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Post by "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat on Feb 1, 2009 8:37:46 GMT -5
"How bout your foot to my balls style??".
"I'm bleeding so that makes me the winner".
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Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Is a real girl!
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Feb 1, 2009 8:40:23 GMT -5
I implore you to reconsider.
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Post by humanoid on Feb 1, 2009 11:02:07 GMT -5
How do you like my face to your fist style?
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DramaGuyCJM
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Resident Broadway/theatre mark and CHIKARA mark, local PA branch
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Post by DramaGuyCJM on Feb 1, 2009 12:13:05 GMT -5
I implore you to reconsider. Hmm... OK! |
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Post by ani on Feb 1, 2009 12:36:55 GMT -5
Ah yes, the annual Kung Pow thread. Always look forward to this  ONE! OF US! IS WEARING! A! PUSH UP! BRA! |
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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Feb 1, 2009 15:18:50 GMT -5
My nipples look like Milk Duds!
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Post by Xbox Live's Original Heel! on Feb 1, 2009 15:41:17 GMT -5
I rock. And roll. All day long. Sweet Suzy.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2009 15:49:07 GMT -5
I am a great magician...your clothes are red!
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Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Feb 1, 2009 15:50:28 GMT -5
Ah yes, the annual Kung Pow thread. Always look forward to this ONE! OF US! IS WEARING! A! PUSH UP! BRA! OUR! SEXUAL ORIENTATIONS! ARE OUR! OWN BUSINESS! |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2009 16:14:47 GMT -5
I really like the band 'N Sync. My favorite member is... Harpo. I think there's a Harpo. If not there should be
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Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Is a real girl!
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Feb 1, 2009 16:16:50 GMT -5
I really like the band 'N Sync. My favorite member is... Harpo. I think there's a Harpo. If not there should be Wait...if all of you are alive, then surely Wimp-Lo...! *flies buzzing* ...oh |
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Post by invaderdave on Feb 1, 2009 16:24:08 GMT -5
But you've mastered....your techNIQUE. You should be able to BEAT HIM NOW.
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Post by Viking Snad on Feb 1, 2009 16:25:39 GMT -5
/picks up baby rolling down a hill
"Aw ... so cute."
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"Bye bye!"
/rolls baby down second portion of hill
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Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Is a real girl!
Posts: 19,873
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Feb 1, 2009 16:32:51 GMT -5
But you've mastered....your techNIQUE. You should be able to BEAT HIM NOW. *goes through long spiel about weaknesses in his plan* .... YOUSHOULDBEABLETOBEATHIMNOW! |
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Post by ani on Feb 1, 2009 16:33:54 GMT -5
THAT'S ALOTTA NUTS!
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Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Is a real girl!
Posts: 19,873
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Feb 1, 2009 16:36:34 GMT -5
HE JUST LEFT! WITH NUTS!
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DramaGuyCJM
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Post by DramaGuyCJM on Feb 1, 2009 16:45:02 GMT -5
THAT'LL BE FOUR DOLLARS! YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?!
EDIT: How did the thead get this far without this quote?
"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungie cord?
...My ass. Nyah ha ha ha!"
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Post by dorf on Feb 1, 2009 17:13:20 GMT -5
It's quite possibly the favorite parody movie ever imo. I don't watch enough to remember quotes-for-quotes, so I'll just say....
we-woo-we-woo-we-wooo
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Feb 1, 2009 17:41:40 GMT -5
We are both ventriloquists, ventriloquists, ventriloquists.
We are both ventriloquists and we practice every day!
I talk to the left!
I talk to the right!
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See, "the stars above," was I right or what?
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(last one so that I don't hog 'em)
I need gopherchucks!
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