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Post by I Like Your Poetry on Jan 3, 2009 19:27:09 GMT -5
But the catch is that all of his new bodyguards have names that rhyme with Zeke. ..What? You wouldn't want to see LEAK or MEEK? Meek would be the worst bodyguard name ever. I remind you that Test was the name of "Motley Crue"'s bodyguard. |
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Post by skiller on Jan 3, 2009 19:27:23 GMT -5
Kendrick's the type of guy who could really benefit form a female bodyguard.
She doesn't even have to be big, just obviously tougher than Kendrick.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 3, 2009 19:28:49 GMT -5
Replace Zeke with...
ZEUS!!!
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Post by doinkmark on Jan 3, 2009 19:56:41 GMT -5
Shawn Michaels goes up to THE Brian Kendrick backstage at the Rumble.
HBK: Take it from me kid. Bodyguards don't work out well. Ever!
TBK: I'm not taking career advice from a poor person!
Kendrick walks away. Shawn makes the sad puppy face.
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Post by The Genesis of KoOS on Jan 3, 2009 20:00:41 GMT -5
Replace Zeke with... ZEUS!!! I could see it now.... "GAME...HEMSEY...!" "OMAWGAH...BAWLDOWZER!" |
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Post by Joekishi on Jan 3, 2009 20:18:44 GMT -5
the Kendrik/Zeke fanfic is strangely humorless
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Post by blef on Jan 3, 2009 23:00:59 GMT -5
Paging Mr. Hughes......Mr. Hughes, please respond....   |
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Jan 3, 2009 23:04:33 GMT -5
Shawn Michaels goes up to THE Brian Kendrick backstage at the Rumble. HBK: Take it from me kid. Bodyguards don't work out well. Ever! TBK: I'm not taking career advice from a poor person! Kendrick walks away. Shawn makes the sad puppy face. God, I want to see this happen! |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2009 23:04:59 GMT -5
Paging Mr. Hughes......Mr. Hughes, please respond.... I Thought he died? |
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Jan 3, 2009 23:47:41 GMT -5
Zeek doesn't catch Kendrick when he gets thrown over the top rope at the Rumble... he complains and hires this man -  Well I'm sure that man won't over shadow Kendrick and get more over like Zeke might here soon. As a matter of fact Neely is so scarce I'm not sure if he even has a shadow. |
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Post by Pooh Carlson on Jan 4, 2009 0:53:31 GMT -5
Shawn Michaels goes up to THE Brian Kendrick backstage at the Rumble. HBK: Take it from me kid. Bodyguards don't work out well. Ever! TBK: I'm not taking career advice from a poor person! Kendrick walks away. Shawn makes the sad puppy face. God, I want to see this happen! I second the notion. |
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Post by Some Guy on Jan 4, 2009 1:38:24 GMT -5
We all know only one man can fill the bodyguard role. He is the man, the myth, the legend....
RALPHUS!!!!!!
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Post by The Genesis of KoOS on Jan 4, 2009 1:38:40 GMT -5
How about Zeke gets a new THE Brian Kendrick whenever Kendrick fails a marijuana test?
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