Turd Ferguson
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Dec 30, 2008 9:50:00 GMT -5
Anybody notice that when they showed the "vs" screen last night for next week's IC Title Match that they changed Punk's picture and that he looked like he just downed a half bottle of JD. Not to mention acting like it, when the normally disciplined guy was SOOOO distracted by the mere presence of Regal that he didn't realize he was getting counted out.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that he probably has n00clear heetz with something. Probably because he wore black trunks, which is Triple H's color.
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Welfare Willis
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Post by Welfare Willis on Dec 30, 2008 9:58:25 GMT -5
This just in-
C.M. Punk may or may not have heat with God. God is said to be angry with Punk for existing and taping his fists. In addition, God is good friends with Shawn Michaels and has felt Punk is stealing Shawn's spotlight. In a recent writer's meeting God announced he is planning to turn C.M. Punk's pepsi into wine as revenge.
-rajah.com
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Post by gaff on Dec 30, 2008 11:11:24 GMT -5
That God can be dastardly at times
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Eli
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Post by Eli on Dec 30, 2008 11:26:05 GMT -5
I guess Tony Atlas has been keeping contact via prayer
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Dec 30, 2008 11:31:52 GMT -5
I thought it was silly for him to be counted out when the ENTIRE ARENA was counting along with the ref.
Was hard to suspend belief at that moment, honestly.
What was weird was how into the 10 Count the crowd was; seeing how silent they were the rest of the night.
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Post by thesam07 on Dec 30, 2008 11:43:21 GMT -5
This just in- C.M. Punk may or may not have heat with God. God is said to be angry with Punk for existing and taping his fists. In addition, God is good friends with Shawn Michaels and has felt Punk is stealing Shawn's spotlight. In a recent writer's meeting God announced he is planning to turn C.M. Punk's pepsi into wine as revenge. Colt Cabana and Ace Steel had no comment on the situation. -rajah.com Fixed. ;D |
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Post by heyguesswhatidid on Dec 30, 2008 13:00:27 GMT -5
CM Punk needs a stable with:
His tall cousin CM Dunk
His alchoholic brother CM Drunk
His hip-hop dancing Father CM Funk
His muscular best friend CM Hunk
His submarine driving Mom CM Sunk
His sleepy sister CM Bunk
His stinky son CM Skunk
His heroine addicted grandma CM Junk
and his OCD having detective friend CM Munk
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Turd Ferguson
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Dec 30, 2008 13:53:20 GMT -5
CM Punk needs a stable with: His tall cousin CM Dunk His alchoholic brother CM Drunk His hip-hop dancing Father CM Funk His muscular best friend CM Hunk His submarine driving Mom CM Sunk His sleepy sister CM Bunk His stinky son CM Skunk His heroine addicted grandma CM Junk and his OCD having detective friend CM Munk His really fat nephew CM Chunk |
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The F'N Captain
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Post by The F'N Captain on Dec 30, 2008 14:08:36 GMT -5
CM Punk needs a stable with: His tall cousin CM Dunk His alchoholic brother CM Drunk His hip-hop dancing Father CM Funk His muscular best friend CM Hunk His submarine driving Mom CM Sunk His sleepy sister CM Bunk His stinky son CM Skunk His heroine addicted grandma CM Junk and his OCD having detective friend CM Munk His really fat nephew CM Chunk His traveling uncle CM Trunk His ancestor from The Emperor's New School CM Kronk |
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Sajoa Moe
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 30, 2008 14:11:11 GMT -5
His second cousin fron the Justice Friends, CM Krunk.
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Pushed to the Moon
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Dec 30, 2008 14:11:33 GMT -5
His really fat nephew CM Chunk His traveling uncle CM Trunk His ancestor from The Emperor's New School CM Kronk His school exam failing adopted son CM Flunk |
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Sajoa Moe
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 30, 2008 14:13:46 GMT -5
Cave-exploring enthusiast, CM Spelunk.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2008 14:17:19 GMT -5
Unknown, insignificant friend CM Podunk.
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Turd Ferguson
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Dec 30, 2008 14:22:26 GMT -5
his friend Sabu: CM Brunk
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Post by brotherbruti on Dec 30, 2008 14:24:51 GMT -5
His uncle that sleeps until the afternoon every day, PM Punk
His backtalking black niece, CM Spunk
His big assed sister, CM Budunkadunk
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Post by Supersmark is a Troll on Dec 30, 2008 14:56:03 GMT -5
His crappy sandwich PB Junk.
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Post by indymadman on Dec 30, 2008 15:07:29 GMT -5
I hope you are being sarcastic...
Seriously, do you really think they altered his picture because he wore black "like" HHH?
I used to wonder why so many sites throw out BS "news" if you were serious I now know what type of mark they are catering too...
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2008 15:13:08 GMT -5
His giant pet chipmunk. CP Munk
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Post by CM Crünk is teh 'CRAP! on Dec 30, 2008 16:47:03 GMT -5
.....and Wrestlecrap's very own CM Crünk.
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Turd Ferguson
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Dec 30, 2008 16:51:04 GMT -5
I hope you are being sarcastic... Seriously, do you really think they altered his picture because he wore black "like" HHH? I used to wonder why so many sites throw out BS "news" if you were serious I now know what type of mark they are catering too... What's sarcasm? |
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