Turd Ferguson
Hank Scorpio
John Cena: Colossal Douche
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Jan 2, 2009 12:29:48 GMT -5
37. Hot Dog Warmer
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Post by thuschongswing on Jan 2, 2009 13:25:15 GMT -5
38. Gives Shawn a mind control ray to force people to forget that JBL was ever Justin Hawk Bradshaw
39. Makes Shawn be his stunt double whenever he's is on FOX News
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Post by maniacmike on Jan 2, 2009 13:46:49 GMT -5
40. Uses Shawn as a human step to get in his jacked-up pickup truck. 41. Makes Shawn do stripteases for him and throws folded up dollar bills at him that he has to pick up...slowly. 42. Makes Shawn come to the ring in Virgil's old attire. (the outfit with the purple vest and pants)
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HardKore
Hank Scorpio
Bork this company
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Post by HardKore on Jan 2, 2009 13:49:01 GMT -5
43. Makes Shawn phone Marty up say that Vince wants to hire him, then phones him back 5 minutes later to say he was only joking.
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OriasPool
Samurai Cop
May the power protect you
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Post by OriasPool on Jan 2, 2009 13:49:24 GMT -5
44. makes HBK get a haircut/shave his head for JBL's own amusement.
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Tarik Dee
Hank Scorpio
I loved you before I even ever knew what love was like
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Post by Tarik Dee on Jan 2, 2009 13:50:38 GMT -5
45.Make HBK dress like a female bear in the zoo just in time for the mating season where conveniently there a male bear on his side.
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jan 2, 2009 14:13:37 GMT -5
45.Make HBK dress like a female bear in the zoo just in time for the mating season where conveniently there a male bear on his side. Nice Simpson's reference. 46. Make HBK test various hair restoration products.
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Post by Mantaurded on Jan 2, 2009 14:16:44 GMT -5
47. Borrows Shawn's smile
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Post by johnnytightlips on Jan 2, 2009 20:49:13 GMT -5
12, 23, & 42 were the best ones!
48. Force him to go to Bret's place & reenact the "Sunny Days" encounter.
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Jan 3, 2009 0:26:20 GMT -5
49. Have Shawn Michaels go into bathroom in nothing but a diaper saying. "Baby made a boom boom."
50. Make him kiss Vince McMahon's ass at less once a week. When Vince is not expecting it.
51. Has him sneak into a rap concert and have him some how change the music to the Chicken Dance.
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Post by Jason Todd Grisham on Jan 3, 2009 0:35:40 GMT -5
52. Makes him walk down the street with a half of a cantaloupe on his head screaming, "I'm a hamster, I'm a hamster."
53. Makes him harvest his energy drink's secret ingredient: the blood of young runaways.
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Post by gaff on Jan 3, 2009 0:54:51 GMT -5
54. Has Shawn come out to ringside midway through RAW to announce "JBL has left the building"
Thats a winner
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Post by gaff on Jan 3, 2009 0:56:58 GMT -5
55. Tells Shawn to "hit my music"
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Post by gaff on Jan 3, 2009 0:58:04 GMT -5
56. Gets Shawn to 'Suck it'
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Johnny D
Don Corleone
Creature of the Night Forever
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Post by Johnny D on Jan 3, 2009 8:17:34 GMT -5
57. Make Shawn and Marty form a tag team called 'The Broke Rockers'.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2009 13:21:42 GMT -5
58. Makes Shawn pre-chew his food for him
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jan 3, 2009 13:57:55 GMT -5
59. Make him throw bowls of pudding at random WWE employees but he gets really upset if Michaels hits Runjan Singh with any pudding.
60. Make HBK start a conga line while being threatened with a cattle prod.
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Post by chunkylover53 on Jan 3, 2009 14:01:10 GMT -5
59. Have him make out with Diana Hart....right in front of an armed Bret Hart.
60.Go to Germany and say the Holocaust never happened.
61.Have him chop off the head of Michelango's David, and replace it with a sculpted head of JBL.
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Post by Crazy Diamond on Jan 3, 2009 14:01:42 GMT -5
61. Personal doormat
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Post by doinkmark on Jan 3, 2009 17:03:40 GMT -5
I like the already-mentioned idea of JBL "buying" Shawn's place in the history books. They show an HBK video package with JBL's smiling face imposed over Shawn's and the commentary overdubbed.
Vince: The boyhood dream has come true for-
JBL: JBL!
Or JBL can buy Shawn's entrance and ring attire, like that forgotten Glacier/Kaz Hayashi angle.
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