What if Mike Goldberg called RAW?

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What if Mike Goldberg called RAW? Dec 31, 2008 10:21:37 GMT -5

Post by Steveweiser on Dec 31, 2008 10:21:37 GMT -5

Remember when WWE were actively pursuing Mike Goldberg to replace JR on RAW a few years ago? I just imagined what he'd sound like if he called the matches...

BEGINNING: "And HERE we GO!"
MIDWAY THROUGH: "***Random plug for next PPV, even when Vince is yelling in his ear to sell an unrelated angle***
NEAR THE END: Vince goes mental when Goldberg doesn't talk about Cena's main event, and instead calls Beth's headlock on Mickie
END: "It's ALL OVER! [Wrestler A] has just defeated [Wrestler B]! Highlights brought to you by Bud Light, the difference is drinkability!"

He'd then expect Lawler to go all Joe Rogan and enter the ring to interview the winner, and gets surprised when he doesn't.

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What if Mike Goldberg called RAW? Dec 31, 2008 10:42:54 GMT -5

Post by Hanz Moleman on Dec 31, 2008 10:42:54 GMT -5

When I first read this I was like WHAT? Then I had to start thinking outside of my town, where one of our local news stations weathermen, is named Mike Goldberg. I actually think he would be alright, him and Joe Rogan are decent.

One day I got on these forums where there was a report this Ambrose was doing dark matches, the wrestler had been appearing right under our noses. Well he thought it was good sport, you see some men aren't looking for logical things like screen time, they can't be pushed, put in a tag team, given a story, or even handed a title reign...

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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hargh Dennis Stamp Posts: 3,840	What if Mike Goldberg called RAW? Dec 31, 2008 14:30:10 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by hargh on Dec 31, 2008 14:30:10 GMT -5 How much does that feller weigh?
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brettappedout (BLM) Patti Mayonnaise heh!? Posts: 35,364	What if Mike Goldberg called RAW? Dec 31, 2008 14:33:18 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by brettappedout (BLM) on Dec 31, 2008 14:33:18 GMT -5 Mike Goldberg would be great for RAW as Michael Cole has just really sucked since moving to RAW. I pretty sure most of it's Vince telling him what to say but, he's horrible.

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Jedi-El of Tomorrow T Posts: 91,286	What if Mike Goldberg called RAW? Dec 31, 2008 19:06:37 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Dec 31, 2008 19:06:37 GMT -5 I'd prefer Mike Greenberg, with Mike Golic replacing King.
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johnnyk9 Hank Scorpio Posts: 7,065	What if Mike Goldberg called RAW? Jan 1, 2009 6:21:43 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by johnnyk9 on Jan 1, 2009 6:21:43 GMT -5 Personally I think anybody calling Raw besides Michael Cole would be a plus right now

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What if Mike Goldberg called RAW? Jan 1, 2009 7:20:54 GMT -5

Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Jan 1, 2009 7:20:54 GMT -5

Dec 31, 2008 22:52:16 GMT -5 OGBoardPoster2005 said:

We need the announce team of Mark May and Lou Holtz and just for kicks the Warrior

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