Undertaker seems like he's hacked.

[Nic Nemeth]

He has 4 finishers, and 2 of them are used as regular moves.

He has magic powers.

He can no-sell most finishers.

Only a few people have a legit chance of beating him.

American Badass Taker was cooler.

[Mantaurded]

The only cool thing about ABA Taker was Taker actually wore his t-shirts.

[thelastcall]

Taker sure was fat as the Biker

[Phosphor Glow]

Didn't care for Biker Taker much, personally. I hated all of his entrance themes. The "Gonna Make You Famous" era of it was pretty awesome though.

[Chris the Bambikiller]

OMG he's a cheater!

[strykerdarksilence]

How can you not dig the entrance?

BOOOOOOONGGGGGGGGGGG

CREEPY MUSIC PLAYS

"I'M A ZOMBIE ON THE STAGE"

"I'M A ZOMBIE WALKING DOWN THE RAMP SLOWLY"

"I'M A ZOMBIE WALKING UP THE STEPS"

"I'M A ZOMBIE GETTING IN THE RING"

"I'M A ZOMBIE RAISING MY HANDS AND USING MYSTICAL POWERS TO RAISE THE HOUSELIGHTS"

"I'M A ZOMBIE REMOVING MY HAT AND APPARENTLY POSSESSED"

BELL RINGS

*Bobs arround in fighting stance*

"I'M A ZOMBIE WHO DOES MMA"

[Citizen Snips]

Jan 4, 2009 12:36:05 GMT -5 @strykerdarksilence said:

"I'M A ZOMBIE WHO DOES MMA"

Man, let's say you were facing a zombie invasion and most of them were simply shuffling around mindlessly, but then you saw one pulling out MMA moves, you KNOW you'd turn to one of your buddies and be like, "Hey Goober, you go take care of that, ok?"

[Reptar]

I hate The Undertaker's entrance right now. He always walks really slow like a zombie, like he doesn't know what he's doing. Then, as he is near the ring, I always think he's going to just walk straight into the ring and make a fool of himself, but it's like someone yells out, "Hey Taker, there's a ring right there!" and he's like, "Oh, for real? Thanks." then turns left, walks up the steps, and into the ring.

[Joekishi]

he walks slow in the entrance then come match time is quick as hell.

I like him in-ring, but he needs to get more mic time, and more of a return to Big Evil

Weekly beatdowns of the hardyz would be awesome

[YellowJacketY2J]

I liked UT the best in the attitude era, only for the fact that he cut different promos each week (not this rest in peace repetition).

[The_ripoff_artist]

Taker>your favorite flip floppy no selling indy guy that will never go any where except back to his job bagging groceries.

[Deleted]

Jan 4, 2009 14:53:47 GMT -5 The_ripoff_artist said:

Taker>Indy's in general.

fixed that for ya

[Beebs is the Final Girl]

i loved the Biker Taker....but the Dead Man legit scares me.

[Garee]

I' will always like the deadman Taker better, that was the original and thats what I grew up with

[azz0r]

I'd like to see him jump to Raw. That'd freshen him up abit.

[Bam Neeley]

Jan 4, 2009 15:27:29 GMT -5 azz0r said:

I'd like to see him jump to Raw. That'd freshen him up abit.

But you can't teleport on live tv!

[VINTAGE GRIDLOCK!]

taker doesnt walk slow, he walks with a purpose

[Ryback on a Pole!]

I like all versions of Taker, they need to have a commercial break during his entrance though because it seems to last longer than most matches

[YellowJacketY2J]

Jan 4, 2009 16:11:19 GMT -5 Ryback on a Pole! said:

I like all versions of Taker, they need to have a commercial break during his entrance though because it seems to last longer than most matches

I would mark to see that. Undertaker begins to come out. *COMMERCIALS* Return to the program, and Taker is just now reaching the steel steps.

[Janitor From Mars]

I hated Biker Taker. The character, the entrance and the fact that we were subject to Limp Bizkit's "Rollin'" every time he came out.