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Post by littlenaitch on Feb 21, 2009 0:17:35 GMT -5
In forty-eight hours history will be made when The Southwest Connection steps into the ring on Heatz against MOP and Metylerca for the World Tag Team Championship that was stolen from us a few weeks ago. Tyfo and myself have been studying video of that match to learn from any mistakes that we might have made during that match so that we don't make those same mistakes this time around. Now even though we didn't want this match this early as we wanted to prepare only for War Games but Pride wont know what hit them come Sunday night on Heatz. The Southwest Connection will make history this sunday night as we will become the first ever THREE time World Tag Team Champions here in the WWCF!!!
Now this monday night is Earnest Goes to War Games and I am counting down the hours until I finally get my hands on that piece of garbage known as Seth Drakin. I sure hope I start the match off with Seth as I am going to to tear his stinking head off in War Games. Nothing is going to stop me from not only doing that but also winning War Games to earn a shot at the World Championship. Also everyone is wondering if this is going to tear apart The Southwest Connection and the simple answer to that is an astounding no. Tyfo and I have talked this over and we have both agreed that whatever happens in this match, stays there and it will not come between us. Seth, your days of mocking and ducking and dodging people come to an end in War Games as you are going to bleed like there is no tomorrow. Seth, be prepared for pain and suffering that you thought you would never experience as I am out to not only win this match but am also out for your BLOOD!!!!
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Post by thesam07 on Feb 21, 2009 0:33:21 GMT -5
Hajar-Heat.com The #1 Source for all WWCF Newz.
* This Monday is the first ever "Ernest Goes To Wargames" PPV. The atmosphere backstage is very postive and everyone is looking forward to this PPV. Except for 1 individual involved in the main event who wishes to remain anonymous feels that they are getting buried for the sake of putting over "less talented individuals". We approached Dave for comments but he has yet to answer our Carrier Pigeons...he must be guilty.
* WWCF have signed a deal with "Jacks" to release a series of Wrestling Figures. These "dollys" may or may not be released around Gookermania and may or may not feature WWCF's biggest names including Seth Drakin, Evil Masked Wordlifeecw, The Tank, Motor Colt, Viva Los Biodome and in rare 2 packs "Stryker Duck Silence" and "The Southwest Connection".
* Speaking of The Tank. Rumors have been circulating that The Great One may be starring in the lead role in the upcoming Disney picture "Electro Robo Boogiebot 3: Full Throttle". More on this story as it develops.
* And finally, One Doley Nation may or may not have gotten into a heated argyment with Latino Meat at a recent house show. Sources say the argument was over "Who was the better Ska band? The Porkers or Me First & The Gimme Gimme's". Both competitors are said to be punished by starring in "Electro Robo Boogiebot 3: Full Throttle".
~ Mave Deltzer
p.s. Next week we may or may not be having a shot interview with a certain "Manager of Champions". Who may or may not that be? Find out next week, maybe.
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Post by Topher is Human on Feb 21, 2009 2:43:50 GMT -5
*Motor-Colt is seen playing Chess against an unknown opponent*
It's funny, they say War is alot like a game of chess.
*Motor-Colt uses his bishop to take out the opponents Knight*
Opposing forces go against eachother in a fight, to the death at times.
*The opponents Queen (Labelled Seth) proceeds to take Motor-Colt's Bishop*
And usually it's the strongest, more versatile fighter that is the most successful.
*Motor-Colt then uses a pawn (Labelled Aaron Enigma) to take the Queen*
However if you're not careful, even the weakest looking warrior can achieve greatness.
*The unknown opponent then moves their Rook down, putting Motor-Colt's King in Check*
There is one big difference though... In Chess, the King is weak, feble and needs to be protected at all times...
*Motor-Colt uses the King to take the Rook.*
(Continuing to play as he speaks) However this time, it appears the two Kings are versitile as ever, and will duke out mono-e-mono until the better man can be determined...
So, Milo Duck and your team?
*The King (Labelled Motor-Colt), Queen (Wordlife), Rook (Above), Knight (Cthulhu), Bishop (LittleNaitch) and Pawn (Aaron) have the opposing King (Milo) cornered.*
Checkmate.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Feb 21, 2009 3:18:34 GMT -5
While I don't exactly take favor to being called a pawn, the fact of the matter is Motor-Colt is correct. On Monday he will be victorious in his match against Milo, followed by his hand-picked team beating Milo's.
*Aaron opens a book and start to read while still talking*
It never fails to be prepared for a match and I have been done just that. I have been reading all week trying to come up with a strategy. Researching all of the opposing team's strengths and weaknesses would be my usual fashion. However, I have decided to mix it up a bit and try a different way of preparation.
*Aaron holds up the book, the title reads "The Art of War"*
This book has taught me so much about fighting, and the uses of strategy in a battle to claim victory. The book I have yet to open though is my means of preparation.
*Aaron holds up the other book, the title reads "Crime and Punishment"*
Now you must be asking yourselves, "But Aaron, how does that book have anything to do with war?" Well I will explain myself my friends. You see, Sun Tzu certainly had a way with words on the subject of combat. However, I can fight a war with my mind just as well if not better than with my fists. Crime and Punishment tells the story of a man trying to justify a murder to rid the world of a scumbag while accomplishing a primary goal of getting their money.
The dilemma I face this Monday is that I don't have a grudge against anyone on the other team. Seth has essentially said that I'm just jumping on the bandwagon. Let me make something very clear to you Seth. I'm not just an impressionable idiot. I don't let anyone tell me how to act or live. So next time you have a stupid opinion go ahead and keep it to yourself.
This brings me to my reading for the weekend. Much like the main character, I must find a way to justify the amount of pain and misery that I am going to dispense during the Wargames match. On one hand, I don't hate anyone on the other team, well okay, I'll probably hit Seth once or twice in retaliation but otherwise I respect him and the rest of his team. However, I cannot let me team down by seeming weak. There is some bad blood between the members of the teams, and I'm going to get caught up in the middle of it.
So this Monday, I will find a way to justify the violent acts that I will commit. I'm sure some of the opposing team will laugh when they read this because I'm not a veteran like they are. I hope they have the intelligence to take me seriously or they are going to be upset at the PPV when I beat them.
As a final note, Monday marks the day that the shift occurs. Team Motor-Colt, including the king himself, will defeat Milo and his team and Take The Power Back.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 21, 2009 12:58:14 GMT -5
*TTS Is Shown running up a Huge Flight of Stairs in a Heavy Jacket* Dear.......................God.......Why did I Do this?
Getting in Shape for your Match TTS?
No What? No *TTS Reaches the Top of the Steps and Drops a Video down the Slot he then wipes the Sweat from his Forehead* I really need to find a Better way to rent Movies
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Post by Square on Feb 21, 2009 13:16:46 GMT -5
*TTS Is Shown running up a Huge Flight of Stairs in a Heavy Jacket* Dear.......................God.......Why did I Do this?
Getting in Shape for your Match TTS? No What? No *TTS Reaches the Top of the Steps and Drops a Video down the Slot he then wipes the Sweat from his Forehead* I really need to find a Better way to rent Movies You're pathetic
*pulls out a bottle of whisky and pours half of it on the floor and half in TTS face*
See you at Wargames
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 21, 2009 13:17:59 GMT -5
Seth: Little Naitch, it will be your anger that becomes your downfall. No matter what you do to me, it will mean absolutely nothing in the end because you pose no threat to me. And after my team beats your team in Wargames, you will never EVER face me again, simply because I still have nothing to gain by facing your sorry ass. You think that I duck challenges? You would be incorrect. Instead, I just don't care to go into situations where I have nothing to gain and everything to lose. For that, I am not a coward. Instead, I am just that smart.
The Higher Power has told me that it would be worthless to face you and if you want to blame anyone for not facing you and Motor Colt at Family Reigns, blame fate or better yet, blame MiLo (even though he picked me for his team) and that stupid referee for what happened. But instead of worrying about getting your hands on me, worry about getting your team the win because if you dont, I know my team will be more than happy to take the win for themselves.
Oh, and Aaron.....you may be new here so let me tell you a few things. When you have almost everyone wrapped around your finger like I do, then your opinion matters more than others. You may be young and new here so you probably wont understand this, but Little Naitch just showed you in his speech that he wants, nay.....he needs to face me more than I need to face him. When you have that type of effect and power over people, then you can talk to me.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 21, 2009 14:34:30 GMT -5
*TTS Is Shown running up a Huge Flight of Stairs in a Heavy Jacket* Dear.......................God.......Why did I Do this?
Getting in Shape for your Match TTS? No What? No *TTS Reaches the Top of the Steps and Drops a Video down the Slot he then wipes the Sweat from his Forehead* I really need to find a Better way to rent Movies You're pathetic
*pulls out a bottle of whisky and pours half of it on the floor and half in TTS face*
See you at Wargames O...............Kay then
Wait wheres the PPV Being Held?
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Post by Square on Feb 21, 2009 14:56:33 GMT -5
I'll write the NAH/ Fatts and TTS match
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Feb 21, 2009 16:03:14 GMT -5
Do you really think I care that you have people wrapped around your finger Seth? That means nothing to me. You play the locker room politics very well, and The Higher Power tells you what to do. You say that I do not understand, but indeed I do. You are part of the highest power...like a government. Except you are corrupt, bending people to your will. I don't care when/if I face you in the ring Seth but know this. If we do face each other, I will Take The Power Back, whether you like it or not. I'm Aaron Enigma, and you know nothing about me. I am one of the greatest detectives of all time. I don't care if you bend the entire roster to your will and play your mind games. You are talking to the king of mind games right now, and Monday I truely hope Littlenaitch gets his wish. And once he does, the higher power will whisper to you, "Sleep Now In The Fire."
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 21, 2009 16:24:16 GMT -5
Do you really think I care that you have people wrapped around your finger Seth? That means nothing to me. You play the locker room politics very well, and The Higher Power tells you what to do. You say that I do not understand, but indeed I do. You are part of the highest power...like a government. Except you are corrupt, bending people to your will. I don't care when/if I face you in the ring Seth but know this. If we do face each other, I will Take The Power Back, whether you like it or not. I'm Aaron Enigma, and you know nothing about me. I am one of the greatest detectives of all time. I don't care if you bend the entire roster to your will and play your mind games. You are talking to the king of mind games right now, and Monday I truely hope Littlenaitch gets his wish. And once he does, the higher power will whisper to you, "Sleep Now In The Fire." Seth: Ha ha ha ha......you little fool. Only a fool would try to take power away from the Higher Power. Hell, even I wouldnt dare take that power away from the Higher Power.
Now, onto the supposed backstage politics. Personally, my contract is very special and hey, if people listen to me.....that isn't my problem, but I will sure as hell take advantage of it.
When I think of great detectives....I think of Sherlock Holmes, Batman, Columbo, Hercule Poirot, & Phillip Marlowe. However, I dont think the name Aaron Enigma has ever crossed my mind. But by all means, go play with your magnifying glass and go search for ink footprints all day for all I care. Just leave the big things to those who are your superiors.
Oh and nice quoting communist speak with Rage Against The Machine and their song. Last I checked, I believe communism was mostly history, which is what you will be if you ever step in the ring with me.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Feb 21, 2009 17:04:42 GMT -5
First off, Rage Against the Machine was not a communist band. Communism means the government regulates everything and controls everything. That isn't what they wanted at all. The ideals of government have changed drastically through the 20th century. That is what they were hinting at. Face it, the current government is corrupt and Obama taking over was the start of much needed improvement.
All politics aside, the list of detectives you have named, yes it is true they were amazing detectives. However, even someone who is inspired by them realizes that they are all fictional characters. You see Seth, The spirit of these detectives live within me. It might sound childish to you, but I have dedicated my life to being like them. You may not think I have achieved much in the way of being a detective, but I am getting closer everyday to solving my most important mystery.
I am still young Seth. Remember that I have a lot of life to live still, and I'm not going to let some higher power I don't know about interfere. I have no problem meeting you in the ring whenever you want, just remember that I'm not going to let you win because a higher power says so.
I don't lose my cool easily Seth but be warned, I'm Calm Like a Bomb.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 21, 2009 17:36:20 GMT -5
First off, Rage Against the Machine was not a communist band. Communism means the government regulates everything and controls everything. That isn't what they wanted at all. The ideals of government have changed drastically through the 20th century. That is what they were hinting at. Face it, the current government is corrupt and Obama taking over was the start of much needed improvement.
All politics aside, the list of detectives you have named, yes it is true they were amazing detectives. However, even someone who is inspired by them realizes that they are all fictional characters. You see Seth, The spirit of these detectives live within me. It might sound childish to you, but I have dedicated my life to being like them. You may not think I have achieved much in the way of being a detective, but I am getting closer everyday to solving my most important mystery.
I am still young Seth. Remember that I have a lot of life to live still, and I'm not going to let some higher power I don't know about interfere. I have no problem meeting you in the ring whenever you want, just remember that I'm not going to let you win because a higher power says so.
I don't lose my cool easily Seth but be warned, I'm Calm Like a Bomb. Seth: And what mystery would that be, The Case of The Missing Growth Spurt? I am young also, but obviously I am more mature than you will ever be. And yet you dare to call what the Higher Power does as interference. What The Higher Power does for me is guide me with advice. Maybe one day, you will open your eyes and see the truth of my pure mission.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 21, 2009 17:57:25 GMT -5
First off, Rage Against the Machine was not a communist band. Communism means the government regulates everything and controls everything. That isn't what they wanted at all. The ideals of government have changed drastically through the 20th century. That is what they were hinting at. Face it, the current government is corrupt and Obama taking over was the start of much needed improvement.
All politics aside, the list of detectives you have named, yes it is true they were amazing detectives. However, even someone who is inspired by them realizes that they are all fictional characters. You see Seth, The spirit of these detectives live within me. It might sound childish to you, but I have dedicated my life to being like them. You may not think I have achieved much in the way of being a detective, but I am getting closer everyday to solving my most important mystery.
I am still young Seth. Remember that I have a lot of life to live still, and I'm not going to let some higher power I don't know about interfere. I have no problem meeting you in the ring whenever you want, just remember that I'm not going to let you win because a higher power says so.
I don't lose my cool easily Seth but be warned, I'm Calm Like a Bomb. Seth: And what mystery would that be, The Case of The Missing Growth Spurt? I am young also, but obviously I am more mature than you will ever be. And yet you dare to call what the Higher Power does as interference. What The Higher Power does for me is guide me with advice. Maybe one day, you will open your eyes and see the truth of my pure mission. You fellers sure use a Lotta Big words
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 21, 2009 18:26:45 GMT -5
Seth: And what mystery would that be, The Case of The Missing Growth Spurt? I am young also, but obviously I am more mature than you will ever be. And yet you dare to call what the Higher Power does as interference. What The Higher Power does for me is guide me with advice. Maybe one day, you will open your eyes and see the truth of my pure mission. You fellers sure use a Lotta Big words
Seth: How many times do I have to tell you that No, I will not give you a dollar?
Now get out of here!!!!
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Post by Square on Feb 21, 2009 20:03:37 GMT -5
Yo guys just a warning, even in character no talking about politics. Your all good writers and we don't wanna lose you
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Post by Viva on Feb 21, 2009 23:50:15 GMT -5
I want to buy my own action figure. :\
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Post by Topher is Human on Feb 22, 2009 8:39:59 GMT -5
MOTOR-COLT'S 10,000th POST SPECTACULAR
*King Motor-Colt is seen in the ring by a podium in a full on suit, sporting his crown and mask, the ring has black carpet layered across, with a wreef in one corner with a picture of Milo Duck and the WWCF title in the middle of it.*
Ladies, gentlemen... friends and family. I would like to thank you all for being here with me tonight, for this landmark moment in WWCF history. For you see this moment in time will go down in history for two reasons.
First of all, your King Motor-Colt has reach the landmark post count of 10,000, and I know if it wasn't for you good people I wouldn't have gotten this far. So this is not just a great moment for myself, but for all of you too. There are many names I'd like to thank, D-Day Dave... our boss who gave me my job. Amigo, the commisioner who helps book the matches that lead to my success. Above Average and Wordlife, my boys in The Story for always having my back. LittleNatich, Cthulhu, TromboneMan, Koda, Aaron, Metylerca and anyone else I've gotten involved with... and most of all. I'd like to dedicate my 10,000th post to Milo Duck... or more specifically in memory of his title reign.
Which brings me to the second landmark... In just over 24 hours, we will see the end of the longest WWCF Title Reign in history once I beat Milo Duck and rescue that title from his clutches. Now things haven't always been bad. So I decided to throw this funeral for his title reign so we can look back. At the good times...
We were all there when Milo Duck successfully won the triple Threat Match to become the number one Contender to Amigo's title. At Night of the Wrestling Zombies, these two put on a clinic, and it was Milo who came out on top in what ended up being Amigo's final match.
Now on this same night, Seth defeated Tank to become the Number one Contender...
The next week, Milo and Stryker went on to win the WWCF Tag Team Championship for the second time. Because of this Milo would have to have two matches at In Your Appartment... now he may have lost the Tag Titles, but he was still able to successfully defeat Seth Drakin in a total war.
Right after this we had The Family Reigns, where he had to team up Above Average to take on Family Members Tyfo and TromboneMan in a tag match with his title on the line... and The Sam was the special ref. You'd think there would be no way Milo would be able to survive... but he found a way.
But it was right after this, the fighting Champion let myself and every wrestler trying to work their way up the card down. He put his personal emotions get in the way of his title reign and let his fued with the Non-American Heroes get the better of him and sure enough at the next PPV he would NOT defend his title... luckily for the fans, they were given a match of the highest calliber instead... me vs Wordlife as the main event. King of WrestleCrap.
And it's just gone downhill from there. After that insult, he would then seemingly disappear and make very few appearences, only appearing when it benifitted him most. And to make matters worse? When Stryker got a chance to fight for this prestigious title? He was willing to throw it all away!
I'm sorry, but I've worked my way up since the very beginning and gave my all in that tournament to get a shot at that title and now I've gotten my shot? I simply cannot wait to take that title away from this insult of a "Champion" and restore some honor and prestige to this title.
Maybe after this is all said and done, Milo can find his passion once again, and when he does? I will gladly give him his rematch.
I would now like us all to take a moments silent, in honor of the deceased...
*One minute passes*
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust... Milo, in just over 24 hours, I, King Motor-Colt will rescue that WWCF Championship and take it with me to my kingdom... then... and only then will honor and prestige be restored to this company.
Long live the King.
Once again my friends, thank you for being here with me for this milestone in time... this Landmark in WWCF history, I will not disappoint you with my next 10,000 and I will not disappoint you as your champion...
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Post by Above Average on Feb 22, 2009 10:54:29 GMT -5
What time should we expect Heatz to be posted at today out of interest?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 22, 2009 11:27:17 GMT -5
MOTOR-COLT'S 10,000th POST SPECTACULAR*King Motor-Colt is seen in the ring by a podium in a full on suit, sporting his crown and mask, the ring has black carpet layered across, with a wreef in one corner with a picture of Milo Duck and the WWCF title in the middle of it.* Ladies, gentlemen... friends and family. I would like to thank you all for being here with me tonight, for this landmark moment in WWCF history. For you see this moment in time will go down in history for two reasons.
First of all, your King Motor-Colt has reach the landmark post count of 10,000, and I know if it wasn't for you good people I wouldn't have gotten this far. So this is not just a great moment for myself, but for all of you too. There are many names I'd like to thank, D-Day Dave... our boss who gave me my job. Amigo, the commisioner who helps book the matches that lead to my success. Above Average and Wordlife, my boys in The Story for always having my back. LittleNatich, Cthulhu, TromboneMan, Koda, Aaron, Metylerca and anyone else I've gotten involved with... and most of all. I'd like to dedicate my 10,000th post to Milo Duck... or more specifically in memory of his title reign.
Which brings me to the second landmark... In just over 24 hours, we will see the end of the longest WWCF Title Reign in history once I beat Milo Duck and rescue that title from his clutches. Now things haven't always been bad. So I decided to throw this funeral for his title reign so we can look back. At the good times...
We were all there when Milo Duck successfully won the triple Threat Match to become the number one Contender to Amigo's title. At Night of the Wrestling Zombies, these two put on a clinic, and it was Milo who came out on top in what ended up being Amigo's final match.
Now on this same night, Seth defeated Tank to become the Number one Contender...
The next week, Milo and Stryker went on to win the WWCF Tag Team Championship for the second time. Because of this Milo would have to have two matches at In Your Appartment... now he may have lost the Tag Titles, but he was still able to successfully defeat Seth Drakin in a total war.
Right after this we had The Family Reigns, where he had to team up Above Average to take on Family Members Tyfo and TromboneMan in a tag match with his title on the line... and The Sam was the special ref. You'd think there would be no way Milo would be able to survive... but he found a way.
But it was right after this, the fighting Champion let myself and every wrestler trying to work their way up the card down. He put his personal emotions get in the way of his title reign and let his fued with the Non-American Heroes get the better of him and sure enough at the next PPV he would NOT defend his title... luckily for the fans, they were given a match of the highest calliber instead... me vs Wordlife as the main event. King of WrestleCrap.
And it's just gone downhill from there. After that insult, he would then seemingly disappear and make very few appearences, only appearing when it benifitted him most. And to make matters worse? When Stryker got a chance to fight for this prestigious title? He was willing to throw it all away!
I'm sorry, but I've worked my way up since the very beginning and gave my all in that tournament to get a shot at that title and now I've gotten my shot? I simply cannot wait to take that title away from this insult of a "Champion" and restore some honor and prestige to this title.
Maybe after this is all said and done, Milo can find his passion once again, and when he does? I will gladly give him his rematch.
I would now like us all to take a moments silent, in honor of the deceased...*One minute passes* Ashes to ashes, dust to dust... Milo, in just over 24 hours, I, King Motor-Colt will rescue that WWCF Championship and take it with me to my kingdom... then... and only then will honor and prestige be restored to this company.
Long live the King.
Once again my friends, thank you for being here with me for this milestone in time... this Landmark in WWCF history, I will not disappoint you with my next 10,000 and I will not disappoint you as your champion... *Opens Door and Peeks in* Hey anybody got a Dollar?
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