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Post by thehardcorelegend on Jan 28, 2009 0:15:45 GMT -5
"Open a can of the ass whip"
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Post by I Like Your Poetry on Jan 28, 2009 0:33:43 GMT -5
"Holy pasta fagioli!" upon Umaga's music hitting and his impending entrance.
The exact moment I started liking Santino.
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Heartbreaker
King Koopa
Is actually Bindi Irwin
RIP Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™ (2022 - 2022)
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Post by Heartbreaker on Jan 28, 2009 4:40:26 GMT -5
"I'm going to open a can of the ass whip so big, I'm going to spread it all over you're big fat head! And that's the bottom lines because Santino Marella said so!"
"I got you're delicous Subway sandwich Jerry!"
The famous rap: My name is Santino, and I'm from Europe, I like my pancakes, with maple syrup, I lost my title, to William Regal, His knee to my head, should've been illegal, Now I'm healthy, and it is vital, I want.. back, my IC Title!
Take that William Regal. You're not even in a restaurant, but... you got serrrrved!
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Post by héad.casé on Jan 28, 2009 7:20:21 GMT -5
Last night's RAW, not just the J.R quote the OP posted, but when they talked about his Rumble elimination and how he set a new record, and Santino said "That STUPID Kane"
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Jan 28, 2009 7:23:03 GMT -5
Thanks to this guy, I honestly now refer to Rey Mysterio as "Rey Mastrio".
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Post by Dynamite Kid on Jan 28, 2009 7:30:01 GMT -5
"If you said to these fans, "do you want Hepatitis?" they'd probably cheer!"
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Steveweiser
Dalek
Mickie Mickie You're So Fine... Hey Mickie!
THE GRAPS
Posts: 50,249
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Post by Steveweiser on Jan 28, 2009 7:55:15 GMT -5
A thread on a hip hop forum beat him to it, but "Thickie James" was good as well.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Jan 28, 2009 8:47:13 GMT -5
For me he's really hit and miss, but he was funny on that WWE Dating Game skit in 2007.
"I'm in lots of pain!"
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Jobes
Unicron
Posts: 3,199
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Post by Jobes on Jan 28, 2009 9:11:15 GMT -5
“I’ll beat you like a rented mule, or a mule for purchase, bottom lines is, if there’s livestock involved I’ll beat you like it.”
“In case Stone Cold does turn up, I brought this, a paper bag, so he can try and act his way out of it.”
“It’s the Playboy curse, think about it Maria. Cadice Michelle injured, Torrie Wilson injured, Ashley, well, she’s not injured but those things in her lip make her look ugly.”
To Ashley: “I wish I could vote you out of the WWE just like they did on Survivor.”
“Look at them Maria, they are all fantasizing about you right now, even J.R. is erecting a monument in his trousers, it’s a small monument, but a monument none the less.”
To Cody Rhodes and Hardcore Holly: “Maybe you can pose in 'Balding Tough Guy who has a Little Friend with a Girl's Name' magazine.”
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Post by The Peoples Elbow on Jan 28, 2009 9:46:06 GMT -5
To King and Moron Cole, referencing his 1.7 second RR elimination: "Ahahahahahaha...that stupid Kane, I wasn't even ready!"
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Jan 28, 2009 11:27:57 GMT -5
"sorry maria, i can't hear you because these two are talking too loudly about how they hate babies and puppies"
that dating game skit was the moment santino became brilliant.
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Post by Dr. Bunsen Honeydew on Jan 28, 2009 15:28:12 GMT -5
While claiming Stone Cold would not be in the building: "JR will not reach the point of orgasm"
"Put up the Honk-a-Meter. Now the Honky Donkey Mahn was champion for a record 64 weeeeksa. And I, Santino Marella have been champion for 6.71 weeeksa."
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Jan 28, 2009 15:58:11 GMT -5
"I am Jerry Stoopid Lawler!"
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Post by Jay-Jay on Jan 28, 2009 16:04:31 GMT -5
JR will not reach the point of orgasm! - talking about Stone Cold not showing up Tom-ah-Hanks with the AIDS! I'm gonna open a can of the asswhip SO BIG!, i'm going to spray it over your big... FAT HEAD! and that is the bottom lines! - On Stone Cold Stop him please. i want nothing to do with this guy - on Umaga walking down to the ring (the camera not even on Santino made it funnier )
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Post by Dr. Bunsen Honeydew on Jan 28, 2009 16:16:40 GMT -5
Kane: "where's Punk?"
Santino: "Did you try the Pepsi machine?"
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MolotovMocktail
Grimlock
Home of the 5-time, 5-time, 5-time, 5-time 5-time Super Bowl Champion 49ers-and Wrestlemania 31
Posts: 13,990
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Post by MolotovMocktail on Jan 28, 2009 16:43:42 GMT -5
"My tag team partner is Carlito. He likes to, how you say, swap spit with men who do not want to be cool."
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
Posts: 26,719
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 28, 2009 17:24:41 GMT -5
For me he's really hit and miss, but he was funny on that WWE Dating Game skit in 2007. "I'm in lots of pain!" Agreed. Especially the part afterwards when Umaga apparently comes out for a match and he runs for his life.
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Post by GuyOfOwnage on Jan 28, 2009 17:26:28 GMT -5
These should cover a few...
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