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Post by C2THAJ is a pretty princess on Jan 16, 2009 15:03:09 GMT -5
batista (movie) bomb(s)!
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Jan 16, 2009 20:30:44 GMT -5
Dude, what's with all the Batista-bashing? Big Dave is good at what he does, even if he's not the kind of solid mat wrestler that the IWC usually roots for.
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Post by thesam07 on Jan 16, 2009 23:56:08 GMT -5
I really do hope it's a buddy cop film, I really do.
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Jan 17, 2009 0:48:07 GMT -5
^ LOL @ the idea of RVD as a cop.
Batista: "Do you know why we pulled you over, sir?"
RVD: "We need to search your car, dude. Got any J's?"
Batista: "Uhhh, what are you doing?"
RVD: "Hey Officer Dave, it's cool dude. We'll just take these illegal substances to the evidence room back at HQ."
Batista: "Why are you always in the evidence room alone, Officer Skatowski?"
RVD: "Well...."
*Sabu hops out of the trunk with a steel chair and gives the Arabian Facebuster to Batista, then points to the sky, before he and Officer Skatowski flee the scene in the squad car.*
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Post by thesam07 on Jan 17, 2009 2:58:41 GMT -5
^ LOL @ the idea of RVD as a cop. Batista: "Do you know why we pulled you over, sir?" RVD: "We need to search your car, dude. Got any J's?" Batista: "Uhhh, what are you doing?" RVD: "Hey Officer Dave, it's cool dude. We'll just take these illegal substances to the evidence room back at HQ." Batista: "Why are you always in the evidence room alone, Officer Skatowski?" RVD: "Well...." *Sabu hops out of the trunk with a steel chair and gives the Arabian Facebuster to Batista, then points to the sky, before he and Officer Skatowski flee the scene in the squad car.* Officer Schmatista was a straight cop who followed the rules yet walked miles through a pit of danger. His partner? Officer Skatowski, a renegade cop who knows more than one way to get high... (insert stock footage of a police car jumping off a ramp) David Batista and Robert Van Dam are... UNTITLED MOVIE PROJECT!
rated pg-13.
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Steveweiser
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THE GRAPS
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Post by Steveweiser on Jan 17, 2009 3:04:33 GMT -5
Weekend at Big Dave's?
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It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 17, 2009 3:33:52 GMT -5
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Post by Dirty Hazy on Jan 18, 2009 4:18:21 GMT -5
Bat-istaman and Rob Van Damin?
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Jan 18, 2009 5:17:40 GMT -5
Officer Schmatista was a straight cop who followed the rules yet walked miles through a pit of danger. His partner? Officer Skatowski, a renegade cop who knows more than one way to get high... (insert stock footage of a police car jumping off a ramp) David Batista and Robert Van Dam are... UNTITLED MOVIE PROJECT!
rated pg-13. License to print money! It shall rake in $50 million in its' first week!
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Post by Cela on Jan 18, 2009 5:18:32 GMT -5
This may be the closest thing to the Stallone/JC Van Damme crossover Spike TV has been begging for for years.
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Post by FreZno on Jan 18, 2009 12:44:54 GMT -5
^ LOL @ the idea of RVD as a cop. Batista: "Do you know why we pulled you over, sir?" RVD: "We need to search your car, dude. Got any J's?" Batista: "Uhhh, what are you doing?" RVD: "Hey Officer Dave, it's cool dude. We'll just take these illegal substances to the evidence room back at HQ." Batista: "Why are you always in the evidence room alone, Officer Skatowski?" RVD: "Well...." *Sabu hops out of the trunk with a steel chair and gives the Arabian Facebuster to Batista, then points to the sky, before he and Officer Skatowski flee the scene in the squad car.* I marked for the Sabu cameo.
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