Hiroshi Hase
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Post by Hiroshi Hase on Jan 11, 2009 20:29:36 GMT -5
Yes yes Cena sucks, 5 moofs, kiddie generation, blah blah blah. Are we still on this? until the day he retires or gets good. which ever comes first Define good. The guy gets the crowd going each time he's out there, has great matches and from all accounts is a very likeable person. What more would you want Cena to do? For him to be like Dean Malenko out there? It's not necessary if that's what you mean.
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Tarik Dee
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Tarik Dee on Jan 11, 2009 20:44:15 GMT -5
So they PGized John Cena's moves. What will they PGize next? the PPV names One Night Stand is now "One Night Only" Unforgiven is now "Friends Forgive" No Mercy is now "Be Merciful" Armmagedon is now "Is not the end of the world, no worry"
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kingoftheiwc
El Dandy
Coles whipping boy is better then you.
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Post by kingoftheiwc on Jan 11, 2009 20:49:18 GMT -5
The E is turning into a children's show with this crap , I think I might throw up now.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Jan 11, 2009 20:52:08 GMT -5
So they PGized John Cena's moves. What will they PGize next? Edge will become the PG-Rated Superstar, and, after every match, will teach the children a valuable life lesson.
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Spyke the Pacers Fan
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Go Indiana!
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Jan 11, 2009 20:57:18 GMT -5
So they PGized John Cena's moves. What will they PGize next? the PPV names One Night Stand is now "One Night Only" Unforgiven is now "Friends Forgive" No Mercy is now "Be Merciful" Armmagedon is now "Is not the end of the world, no worry" Cole: We have a stacked card at "Friends Forgive," King! King: That's right! Can you believe this!? John Cena and Chris Jericho face-to-face in a Chicago Tickle Fight?! We'll have the best seats in the house for this epic encounter!
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Jan 11, 2009 20:59:30 GMT -5
until the day he retires or gets good. which ever comes first Define good. The guy gets the crowd going each time he's out there, has great matches and from all accounts is a very likeable person. What more would you want Cena to do? For him to be like Dean Malenko out there? It's not necessary if that's what you mean. Someone said something about John Cena. I have no sense of humor. Everything must be super serious.
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Post by James McCloud IS John Godot on Jan 11, 2009 21:01:01 GMT -5
Someone said something about John Cena. I have no sense of humor. Everything must be super cereal. Fixed.
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Jan 11, 2009 21:02:37 GMT -5
So they PGized John Cena's moves. What will they PGize next? Edge will become the PG-Rated Superstar, and, after every match, will teach the children a valuable life lesson. JR: BAH HECK! Edge just nailed Triple H with the Dulled Rock on Top of a Sturdy Stick Which is Hard Enough to Incapacitate But Not Actually Puncture! Edge Wins!!!! Edge: Remember kids! Tell Mom and Dad to check the batteries in the smoke detectors every 6 months! ON THIS DAY....I PLAY SAFELY!!!!!
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Jiren
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Post by Jiren on Jan 11, 2009 21:10:44 GMT -5
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Post by Man Hating Horace on Jan 11, 2009 21:16:36 GMT -5
You know what would be ironic? If the younger audiences started losing interest in Cena due to these name changes.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Jan 11, 2009 21:18:33 GMT -5
JR: BAH HECK! Edge just nailed Triple H with the Dulled Rock on Top of a Sturdy Stick Which is Hard Enough to Incapacitate But Not Actually Puncture! Edge Wins!!!! Edge: Remember kids! Tell Mom and Dad to check the batteries in the smoke detectors every 6 months! ON THIS DAY....I PLAY SAFELY!!!!! Edge: Remember kids! Brush your teeth three times a day, so you don't get cavaties!
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Post by Mantaurded on Jan 11, 2009 22:16:06 GMT -5
So they PGized John Cena's moves. What will they PGize next? the PPV names One Night Stand is now "One Night Only" Unforgiven is now "Friends Forgive" No Mercy is now "Be Merciful" Armmagedon is now "Is not the end of the world, no worry" Judgment Day - You're in big trouble now.
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Post by derrtaysouth95 on Jan 11, 2009 22:21:39 GMT -5
Well if he's going to call it by the proper name maybe he could start doing the move properly too Agreed. It was only ever called the STFU because of Joey Styles anyhow. I just realised WWE wants us to get the F (U) out. well....if that's how they feel.
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Toates Madhackrviper
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Jan 12, 2009 0:28:40 GMT -5
O, my, god, I laughed so much I cried
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Post by HBKite on Jan 12, 2009 3:03:09 GMT -5
Edge will become the PG-Rated Superstar, and, after every match, will teach the children a valuable life lesson. JR: BAH HECK! Edge just nailed Triple H with the Dulled Rock on Top of a Sturdy Stick Which is Hard Enough to Incapacitate But Not Actually Puncture! Edge Wins!!!! Edge: Remember kids! Tell Mom and Dad to check the batteries in the smoke detectors every 6 months! ON THIS DAY....I PLAY SAFELY!!!!! I would mark so hard for PG-Rated Edge, especially if he'd be accompanied to the ring by a mascot. Book it!
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Chainsaw
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It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 12, 2009 3:36:12 GMT -5
JR: BAH HECK! Edge just nailed Triple H with the Dulled Rock on Top of a Sturdy Stick Which is Hard Enough to Incapacitate But Not Actually Puncture! Edge Wins!!!! Edge: Remember kids! Tell Mom and Dad to check the batteries in the smoke detectors every 6 months! ON THIS DAY....I PLAY SAFELY!!!!! I would mark so hard for PG-Rated Edge, especially if he'd be accompanied to the ring by a mascot. Book it! ...OK, I'd watch this.
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Post by Cela on Jan 12, 2009 5:05:52 GMT -5
JR: BAH HECK! Edge just nailed Triple H with the Dulled Rock on Top of a Sturdy Stick Which is Hard Enough to Incapacitate But Not Actually Puncture! Edge Wins!!!! Edge: Remember kids! Tell Mom and Dad to check the batteries in the smoke detectors every 6 months! ON THIS DAY....I PLAY SAFELY!!!!! I would mark so hard for PG-Rated Edge, especially if he'd be accompanied to the ring by a mascot. Book it! Edge: And now kids Ms. Ouellet and I are going to have a live hug celebration!
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Post by Chris the Bambikiller on Jan 12, 2009 5:18:49 GMT -5
I like how they heavily advertise their wrestlers' movies where people are shot and killed left and right, or mutilated and getting their eyeballs ripped out, but they crap their pants because of some not child-friendly language.
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Post by odanobunaga on Jan 12, 2009 6:56:21 GMT -5
So they PGized John Cena's moves. What will they PGize next? Edge will become the PG-Rated Superstar, and, after every match, will teach the children a valuable life lesson. This is the best gimmick ever and I could see it getting over.
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Jazzman
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Post by Jazzman on Jan 12, 2009 9:39:42 GMT -5
Ya know what? Rated PG Edge might deserve his own thread, that idea is total gold!!!
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