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Post by Alucard on Mar 19, 2009 10:15:40 GMT -5
That.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Mar 19, 2009 10:18:16 GMT -5
It's no Kazaam.
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Post by Alucard on Mar 19, 2009 10:20:02 GMT -5
I love how absurd the whole idea is. He makes nonlethal weapons to stop criminals without hurting them.
Yeah.
Smacking them upside the head with a sledgehammer is totally gonna leave them 100% a-okay.
That and did you notice when he's being shot and all the sparks are flying, they shoot him in the crotch too? C'mon! You don't do that!
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Post by mysterydriver on Mar 19, 2009 10:24:24 GMT -5
Look for it on videocassette!
I've seen Steel. I've seen Kazaam. And all I really have to say is...Shaq...should do a Shaq-Fu movie.
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Post by Alucard on Mar 19, 2009 10:25:22 GMT -5
Look for it on videocassette! I've seen Steel. I've seen Kazaam. And all I really have to say is...Shaq...should do a Shaq-Fu movie. You know what? Yes. A thousand times yes.
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Mar 19, 2009 10:27:01 GMT -5
Steel was a poor film, but a so bad its good contender.
"I can make the jump, I can make the jump"
"no you can't, the computer says you can't, all the data says you will fall"
"Here we go!"
*Jumps misses ledge and falls, landing in a dumpster with a thud.*
LOL
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Mar 19, 2009 10:29:25 GMT -5
I thought this was gonna be about Coraline
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Post by Alucard on Mar 19, 2009 10:31:04 GMT -5
HEEEEEY I LIKED Coraline.
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Post by MiLo Duck on Mar 19, 2009 10:43:05 GMT -5
Ah yes Steel. Back in the days before comic book movies really had a shot at being done seriously and movie producers would still think of casting Shaq as a lead for there film. The only way they should release movies like this and Batman and Robin onto DVD is if its accompanied by one audio track featuring the fine folks at Rifftrax and special features of various people like the Nostalgia Critic making fun of them.
I know I'd snap both up in a heartbeat if they packaged them like that.
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Post by waffleofpower on Mar 19, 2009 10:44:38 GMT -5
CORALINE WAS AWESOME. No sass directed towards it will be tolerated. >=/
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Mar 19, 2009 11:12:39 GMT -5
I was bored throughout Coraline
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on Mar 19, 2009 11:24:06 GMT -5
I thought this was about the Mario Bros movie.
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Post by taylorandborland on Mar 19, 2009 12:06:46 GMT -5
Screw that noise. The scene at the end where he has to toss the bomb out of the high window was great.
"But...I never make free throws!"
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Mar 19, 2009 12:07:23 GMT -5
That and did you notice when he's being shot and all the sparks are flying, they shoot him in the crotch too? C'mon! You don't do that! They did it on Super Troopers. Hilarity ensued.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Mar 19, 2009 18:46:25 GMT -5
This movie was further proof that Shaq should've stuck to basketball.
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Post by Mac on Mar 19, 2009 18:58:33 GMT -5
This movie was further proof that Shaq should've stuck to basketball. Good thing he did
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Post by texaswhopper on Mar 19, 2009 19:06:34 GMT -5
"This movie was further proof that Shaq should've stuck to basketball."
Whats up Doc can we rock?
Yeah I remember his rapping. It wasn't too good either.
Alot of basketball players should have stuck to basketball.
I remember the Magic Hour. Magic Johnson does indeed make up his own words. So bad.
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Post by Alucard on Mar 19, 2009 19:16:15 GMT -5
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Mar 19, 2009 20:13:17 GMT -5
did this movie go straight to VHS? I remember Kazaam and I can kind of remember this one but it must not have been near as popular.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Mar 19, 2009 20:16:20 GMT -5
You know what was a great movie?
Bowfinger.
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