Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on May 6, 2005 19:10:38 GMT -5
I like the Garrison Cade horrible comedian gimmick. But only if he comes out wearing a blazer and some plaid pants. A golf club is optional.
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Post by goshdangit on May 6, 2005 19:31:46 GMT -5
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Post by A Platypus Rave on May 6, 2005 20:14:25 GMT -5
I've always wondered did that guy try a criminal career as The Riddler before making his crazy grant books.
Or does he just get all his fashion tips from comic books?
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Post by gwar on May 6, 2005 22:27:34 GMT -5
The Undertakers burnt cousin Jane the Crossdresser
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Post by doubleyou on May 6, 2005 22:36:00 GMT -5
The New Peoples' Champion - The Cade.
If ya smellellellellow.... what The Cade... is cookin'!
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Post by KingPopper on May 6, 2005 23:49:23 GMT -5
I hope WWE does the HB Cade gimmick, that might be awesome.
They should do the Cade twins, Lance (his real name) and Garrison, they shouldn't be a tagteam, and one should be a heel and one should be a face, they would never be in the same room at the same time, and JR and the King would wonder if they were the same wrestler. The funny bits could write them self.
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Post by mischi3f on May 7, 2005 6:50:43 GMT -5
Never say never in the WWE, i guess. I mean, JBL went from nothing to champ. Orlando Jordan went from velocity to U.S. champ. Batista went from being D'Von's lackey to world champ. But then again, JBL's good friends with Vince and Batista's in good terms with Trips.
Cade doesn't need a new gimmick, he needs a friend. He needs to suck up to Shawn more.
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Post by Marksus on May 7, 2005 7:36:45 GMT -5
New gimmick=Arcade,
He dresses and acts like a different arcade game character each week.
Mario, Sonic or anyone from Streetfighter.
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Post by jaguarshark on May 7, 2005 11:01:04 GMT -5
No no no no no no no.... dont create a new gimmic for him
For the last year every time 'Sexy Boy' hits ive almost popped at the prospect of the rumored return gimmic.... H B Cade
I know it sounds cartoonish, and lame corny.... but come on... think about it for a second... you know...
ok it is all of those things... but it would still rule
And would be major WrestleCrap
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Post by VeggieOverlord on May 7, 2005 11:53:35 GMT -5
New gimmick=Arcade, He dresses and acts like a different arcade game character each week. Mario, Sonic or anyone from Streetfighter. That'd be awful, but it'd hilarious. I like it.
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Doomrider
Hank Scorpio
I wanna bang Marla.
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Post by Doomrider on May 7, 2005 12:52:25 GMT -5
Possibilities:
Dr. Mal Practice: A plastic surgeon with Parkinson's disease. Cade could slowly kill off divas every week trying to make them sexier. First off, Christy Hemme, bled to death during a botched foreheadplasty( I made a new word).
Chemo Cade - Garrison returns revealing he has AIDs...every week he begins to lose some hair and appears weaker during matches, but he 'accidentally' gets cut open, and his opponent flees the ring fearing being infected and gets counted out. I could already picture the "Cade has AIDs, and that's...ok!" t-shirts
Gary Soleman - Give Garry boy a foot fetish gimmick. Everytime he catches a foot to block a kick, he goes nuts. He steals Angle's Ankle lock, but his character plays it off as accident cause he just wanted to get a closer look at his opponent's feet. His promos could be stationed from a local Payless every week. SPONSORSHIP VINNIE MAC!
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Post by viscera on May 7, 2005 14:15:30 GMT -5
Garrison " The Parade " Cade
Garrison Cade comes out wearing one of those stupid little red parade hats, carrying a big ol stick and leading a bunch of nameless jobbers down to ringside to watch his matches.;
Naturally... he wins everytime because the referee will busy trying to keep all of the paraders from interfering in the match and sending them all backstage... which takes about five minutes.
And how does he debut... he bursts out of a giant Parade Balloon shaped like a Seal... for no apparent reason!!!
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Post by mrwednesdaynight on May 7, 2005 20:11:11 GMT -5
I have always wanted to see a gimmick were a guy tries to get over by coming up with "orginal" catchphrases but he keeps on coming up with old ones and not even knowing it. just imagine cade saying really intensely "Where's the Beef?" and a pip squeek announcer informing him that catchphrases has already been taken. cade is completely clueless to the fact that he just used a very popular catchphrase. i think its funny. that or he could come out in the black and white and declare he is starting up the nwo and gets sued by bishoff. funny.
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Post by attistude on May 8, 2005 16:59:39 GMT -5
Garrison Cade: Referee/Wrestler He'll be on wwe tv for a month or so being a referee, and will do all the referee stuff, officiating matches,helping injured guys, breaking up fights, being knocked out by a single punch. At some point though, he'll just snap and beat the crap out of someone who isn't breaking a submission hold or getting off the top rope, and he'll transition into being a part time wrestler. He'll participate in matches in full ref attire, and nickname himself "The New 1-2-3 Kid". He'll win matches by knocking out the ref and becoming the official for it, so he can cheat and get away with it, counting his own pinfalls. His finisher will be called The Countout, and his Entrance Video has no wrestling in it, just clips of him counting pinfalls, throwing people out from ringside, getting knocked over by accidental clotheslines.
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Post by whoopdeedoo on May 8, 2005 17:01:16 GMT -5
Real nice dude, real nice.
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Post by attistude on May 8, 2005 17:02:51 GMT -5
wasn't he supposed to have a gimmick where he was copying Shawn Michaels?
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Post by whoopdeedoo on May 8, 2005 17:05:55 GMT -5
^^^^^^^^^^^
Yup. I think that's still the plan, isn't it?
In WWE's mind: Poser Shawn Michaels=Buyrates
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Post by scorp on May 8, 2005 17:09:27 GMT -5
I like the Garrison Cade horrible comedian gimmick. But only if he comes out wearing a blazer and some plaid pants. A golf club is optional. And call him "GOLFberg"...LOL
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on May 8, 2005 17:44:40 GMT -5
-Naked Garrison Cade: Like naked Mideon but in better shape
-Cowboy Garrison Cade: Wears Cowboys outfit and has a cast on his arm for years
-"That 80s Guy" Garrison Cade: Like Mike Awesome's lame-o gimmick, but this time, he comes out to 'I'm Walking on Sunshine", wears a thriller jacket, has A flock of seagulls haircut, and has an 80s finisher like a sleeper hold.
-Anakin Cade: Watch Cade as he turns into an evil Sith lord. Similar to the Shockmaster, he'll have a glitter Darth Vader outfit.
-Extreme Cade: Cade is an X-games competitor who wrestles to get a better 'rush'.
-'Gangsta' Garrison Cade: The evil heel to John Cena. Claims to be a member of 50 Cent's G-unit.
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Post by Jimichiro Likes Erick Rowan on May 8, 2005 18:29:45 GMT -5
Heidencade - RAW's answer to Heidenreich
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