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Post by anticonscience on Apr 2, 2009 20:34:53 GMT -5
Seeing this image on a DVD news site gave me an idea for a thread. Usually they're Direct to DVD horror movies but sometimes DVDs can have covers so hideous that they're funny as hell. Post up some of the better ones you've seen........
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Apr 2, 2009 20:37:56 GMT -5
Seeing this image on a DVD news site gave me an idea for a thread. Usually they're Direct to DVD horror movies but sometimes DVDs can have covers so hideous that they're funny as hell. Post up some of the better ones you've seen........ I wouldn't buy a DVD where the cover was simply DVDACTIVE.COM.
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Post by anticonscience on Apr 2, 2009 20:39:46 GMT -5
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Sonic...SonicTruth
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Post by Sonic...SonicTruth on Apr 2, 2009 20:39:59 GMT -5
Quarantine wins this.
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Mac
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Post by Mac on Apr 2, 2009 20:42:16 GMT -5
All comedy DVDs where the actors in the movie yuck it up
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Post by thesam07 on Apr 2, 2009 20:43:32 GMT -5
Seeing this image on a DVD news site gave me an idea for a thread. Usually they're Direct to DVD horror movies but sometimes DVDs can have covers so hideous that they're funny as hell. Post up some of the better ones you've seen........ I wouldn't buy a DVD where the cover was simply DVDACTIVE.COM. I've heard good things about it. It's about 3 CGi DVD's (voiced by Tom Arnold, Jessica Alba and Billy West respectively) who travel the cosmos, battle their darkest enemies (a VHS voiced by Jon Lovitz and a Blu Ray disc voiced by Maurice LaMarche) so that they can finally reach the DVD Player of Ultimate Destiny and save the universe!!! Rated PG.
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Post by thump on Apr 2, 2009 21:07:49 GMT -5
This wasn't the cover, but on the menu screen to a cheapie DVD a friend of mine bought at a convention was the following option:
STRAT FILM
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Post by Rorschach on Apr 2, 2009 21:16:32 GMT -5
Oh God where to begin....honestly, I have found that it's usually the bigger studios with more money who have the WORST movie posters. A lot of the indie/b-grade horror films have AWESOME covers for their DVDs....many of them getting into the lenticular/moving art now.
I nominate each and every one of the "floating heads" DVD covers. Those are unimaginative and boring, and do not sell the film in any way.
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Claw died
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Post by Claw died on Apr 2, 2009 21:27:55 GMT -5
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Apr 2, 2009 21:44:29 GMT -5
All of the Star Wars DVD covers are atrocious.
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Post by teamjd on Apr 2, 2009 21:46:13 GMT -5
All of the Star Wars DVD covers are atrocious. No way, nothing with bikini action is atrocious
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Post by Rorschach on Apr 2, 2009 21:47:19 GMT -5
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Post by teamjd on Apr 2, 2009 21:48:06 GMT -5
Blue Demon = kick ass movie!
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Apr 2, 2009 22:06:05 GMT -5
Maybe it's just the camera angle, but the first Shark movie, her head doesn't even look attached to her body.
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Post by default on Apr 2, 2009 22:13:13 GMT -5
Poor sharks...... Poor Parker Lewis
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Post by renzino on Apr 2, 2009 22:33:26 GMT -5
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Post by Drink Up Me Cider on Apr 2, 2009 22:39:19 GMT -5
I hate those comedy covers like Mac said when you just know that ass hole trailer guy is doing a voice over like... 'He thought he met the love of his life, but uh oh, he still has his best friend forever...rated PG-13.' Basically the Rob Schneider parody on South Park. Funny how that is a HD-DVD cover, perfect analogy for a god awful film. *edit* Oh and for just plain awful, uninspired, cliche covers, here's one.
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Post by Rorschach on Apr 2, 2009 22:58:04 GMT -5
One more for the sharks: That MANEATER line sure has pretty DVD covers for crappy movies, I'll tell ya.
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Post by REDUNBECK~! on Apr 3, 2009 5:06:23 GMT -5
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Apr 3, 2009 5:13:24 GMT -5
Well, at least they're honest about it.
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