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Post by Zombie Mod on Apr 4, 2009 9:47:31 GMT -5
resist the urge to go on a massive banning spree involving fans from football clubs i dont like, random word filters, make everyone wear a pizza when they post, continuous name changes for random posters, force posters to eat the brains of the banned turning them into cannibals and then when they die from food poisoning zombies.
seriously? same as i did when i was a regular poster, post occasionally and lurk waiting on people to break the rules. well that or keep plotting on how to take over the world like i do most nights.
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Post by waffleofpower on Apr 4, 2009 9:49:08 GMT -5
Free puppies..for..EVERYONE!
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Square
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Official Ambassador
Grand Poobah of Scavenger Hunts 2011
Square-Because he looks good at all the right angles.
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Post by Square on Apr 4, 2009 10:01:53 GMT -5
resist the urge to go on a massive banning spree involving fans from football clubs i dont like, random word filters, make everyone wear a pizza when they post, continuous name changes for random posters, force posters to eat the brains of the banned turning them into cannibals and then when they die from food poisoning zombies. seriously? same as i did when i was a regular poster, post occasionally and lurk waiting on people to break the rules. well that or keep plotting on how to take over the world like i do most nights. I fear when Rovers get relegated, you'll be so angry
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Apr 4, 2009 10:05:53 GMT -5
I'd ban everyone so that I could have the whole board to myself, and respond to my own whimsical threads.
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Post by Zombie Mod on Apr 4, 2009 10:09:13 GMT -5
I fear when Rovers get relegated, you'll be so angry not going to happen.... well for at least 10 years or so, i'd be more worried for when they win something, i'll be drunk as hell for a week... and anything coould hapen then.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Apr 4, 2009 10:10:46 GMT -5
I fear when Rovers get relegated, you'll be so angry not going to happen.... well for at least 10 years or so, i'd be more worried for when they win something, i'll be drunk as hell for a week... and anything coould hapen then. They beat Spurs today, so that's something.
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Post by Macho Dude Handy Damage on Apr 4, 2009 10:19:37 GMT -5
Free puppies..for..EVERYONE! BOOOOOO!!!
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Post by waffleofpower on Apr 4, 2009 10:23:02 GMT -5
Free puppies..for..EVERYONE! BOOOOOO!!! HAPPINESS IS A WARM PUPPY! >=(
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Tarik Dee
Hank Scorpio
I loved you before I even ever knew what love was like
Posts: 5,233
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Post by Tarik Dee on Apr 4, 2009 10:25:04 GMT -5
Free puppies..for..EVERYONE! FREE PUPPPIES....YAY!! Rabbit for mod!!!!!! and because she is a fan of the killers!!!
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Lupin the Third
Patti Mayonnaise
I'm sorry.....I love you. *boot to the head*--3rd most culpable in the jixing of NXT, D'oh!
Join the Dark Order....
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Post by Lupin the Third on Apr 4, 2009 10:49:12 GMT -5
If I were a Mod, there'd be peace across the land. Until the uprising of the peasants, then there'd be taxes. High taxes, until there'd be a band of merrymen wearing tights coming out of the forest, robbing us to feed the poor.
Wait, wait. I'm thinking of if I were the King of England. Nevermind.
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
Posts: 23,685
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Post by Bo Rida on Apr 4, 2009 10:56:06 GMT -5
Rename myself President Jack Tunney, if any similar names exist they will be changed.
I'd ban any reference to Lashley, Ashley and any future or past wrestlers that sound similar.
All arguments that repeatedly go round in circles will be limited to one thread every 4 months.
Post counts would be removed.
The smurfs would be reinstated.
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Post by Zombie Mod on Apr 4, 2009 10:56:46 GMT -5
HAPPINESS IS A FUZZY KITTEN cats are better than dogs.
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jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
f*** Cancer
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Post by jagilki on Apr 4, 2009 11:01:38 GMT -5
I mod/admin on a board or two.... althought NOTHING nowhere near this size.... so speaking just from experience...
I'd prolly be the kind of mod to give verbal warning after verbal warning after verbal warning via PM...
I'd prolly also end up being the one who people try to ass kiss in order to get preferential treatment, due to being the known "nice guy"....
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CM Dazz
King Koopa
Chuck
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Post by CM Dazz on Apr 4, 2009 11:15:33 GMT -5
HAPPINESS IS A FUZZY KITTEN dogs are better than cats.
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Post by Time Lord Soundwave on Apr 4, 2009 11:18:10 GMT -5
Mrs. Fields for everyone! Everyone loves cookies, right? C'mon, green my name, dammit!
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Sonic...SonicTruth
Team Rocket
?You can?t eat it, you can?t f*** it, and it won?t get you into heaven...BROTHER?
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Post by Sonic...SonicTruth on Apr 4, 2009 11:33:13 GMT -5
The whole board would be changed to the "Phil Collins Discussion Forum". Everyone would have Phil Collins inspired names and Phil Collins lyrics/quotes in their sigs, and discuss their favorite Phil Collins songs. However, the words "Phil Collins" would be filtered to say "Your Mom". Hilarity would naturally ensue.
Off-Topic would be changed to "The Futon Forum", where all types and uses for futons are discussed.
Madsion Carter is only allowed to post in quotes from "Road House," starring Patrick Swayze. He has to get his point across still, but he can only use quotes from "Road House".
Any mention of any wrestling besides WSX will result in banning.
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Post by Macho Dude Handy Damage on Apr 4, 2009 13:01:57 GMT -5
HAPPINESS IS A WARM PUPPY! >=(Ok, the Simpsons reference I was going for, might be a bit too obscure regarding your topic. (note: I was going for the time when Kang or Kodos posed as Bob Dole, speaking on abortion)
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Apr 4, 2009 13:25:58 GMT -5
I'd probably become the most despised person on the board.
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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Apr 4, 2009 13:37:16 GMT -5
I guess this is more about if I was in Madison's position, but...
-I would get rid of all filters. -The second anybody is a douchebag, even another Mod, they get banned, no questions. -Personal titles for EVERYBODY! -Reinstate daily tournament polls/threads
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Apr 4, 2009 13:38:32 GMT -5
I would make it that Dude cuts his hair, and grows a mustache.
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