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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on May 24, 2005 15:12:19 GMT -5
OK you know the drill, put a funny comment to these WWE photos (actually the last one is TNA): 1.  Bishoff: Why did I take this Job? 2.  Benoit tries to distract Tajiri with a Folk dance rendition. 3.  Maria wasn't so keen on were the Nachos had gone. . . . 4.  Sledgehammer to Titlebelt: Why do we keep meeting like this? 5.  'I can Play the Guitar, Honest !' |
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Bhester
Dennis Stamp
DAMN!
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Post by Bhester on May 24, 2005 15:15:11 GMT -5
Triple H: Oh belt, don't you think I look like Lash Leroux with a moustache? |
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Post by urdam on May 24, 2005 15:27:13 GMT -5
2. Chris Benoit's Angus Young impression falls short; erstwhile, Tajiri attempts to summon the Power of Greyskull.
5. JJ: "Come on, Don! Monty wants to be your personal Alpha Male! Can't you see it on his face?!"
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Post by Lance Uppercut on May 24, 2005 15:35:07 GMT -5
3. "Damn those are some huge titties... O wait anyways I have an interior movtive for bringning you out here" 4. Sledgehammer to Titlebelt: hey the Batista name sticker is peeling off, hey they spelled Hunter wrong. 5. 'HHH you may make JR your Beeyotch but you have'nt lived till you pimpslapped Mike Tenay' |
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on May 24, 2005 16:16:57 GMT -5
1. Bischoff thinks to himself, "Is that a pencil stuck in the ceiling?" 2. After a whack from Tajiri's kendo stick, Benoit begins his transformation into the Incredible Hulk. 3. The sexual predator hones in on his perky hollow prey. 4. "I've had you 10 times now, and I didn't even NEED to put out a crappy rap CD!" 5. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! WAAAAHHHH!!!!! WAAAAAHHH!!!!!! MOMMMMMYYYYY! AJ took my belt and he won't give it back! I don't wanna play no more! WAAAAH!" |
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The OP
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
changed his name
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Post by The OP on May 24, 2005 16:46:39 GMT -5
2. "We're guards!" "Yeah, we're guards!" |
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random poster
Mephisto
..................... brrrraaaaaaaiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnssssss .....................
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Post by random poster on May 24, 2005 16:59:54 GMT -5
1. bisch "it must be time to rub my face in it again."
2. benoit does an impression of quasimodo while tajiri trys to become the first man to fly without an engine.
3. vis "youve got a bit of chicken stuck down there."
4.hhh "that guy in the cowboy hat in the first row is looking at my arse....... if i keep looking at the belt he might get bored and go away."
5. jarrett "what do you mean this isnt frasier?, then who's the old guy on the end?"
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5. jarrett "mike tenay just picked his nose and ate it,"
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on May 24, 2005 17:36:23 GMT -5
Chris Benoit and Tajiri re-create a scene they saw on the Discovery Channel last night with Benoit being an ape and Tajiri being an African savage with a spear. |
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General Zod
Samurai Cop
KNEEL!
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!
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Post by General Zod on May 24, 2005 18:14:00 GMT -5
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on May 24, 2005 18:16:29 GMT -5
LesPaul . . . thats some serious dedication . . . . good stuff . . . ;D
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Post by jennie on May 24, 2005 18:28:22 GMT -5
1. Heyman: You do realise we need a fourth guy to start our own barbershop quartet? 2. Benoit doesn't quite appreciate Tajiri's unusual method of dealing with the ants in his pants. 3. Maria: Thank God I don't have Lillian Garcia's job. 4. Sledgehammer To Titlebelt: I hope to God you remembered the lube this time. 5. Jarrett: I swear to you, I did not have sexual relations with that geetar. |
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Post by Superstar SBL on May 24, 2005 18:42:30 GMT -5
1. Bischoff- ah jeez I forgot to leave food for the cat, I always forget these things. 2. Benoit tries desperatly to get to the toilet while Tajiri goes with the flow 3. Maria- wow Grace Jones you put on some weight Viscera- bitch I'm no skinny ho 4. Dammit I'll build one myself 5. Tenay- mmmm these murry mints are scrumptious Don- wow just wait till you get to the centre. Jarret- haha very funny guys, you swapped my mint with poop. Tennay and Don laugh together |
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on May 24, 2005 18:42:48 GMT -5
Hilarious stuff! For some reason, putting the caption right into the picture seems to make it that much funnier! And also, captioning the audience on the HHH pic was a nice touch.... |
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Post by The KnutCase on May 24, 2005 19:16:15 GMT -5
1. When Bischoff noticed the floating disembodied head of Judy Bagwell flying overhead during his in-ring segment, he realized it was time to lay off the ether.
2. Benoit (singing): "I will do a German Suplex on you, it's fun and gay and tra-la-la..."
Tajiri: "Guess what my dangling sash is obscuring?"
3. Viscera (singing): "Maria... I just ate a girl named Maria..."
4. As hard as he tried, Triple H's experiment to breed a sledgehammer and a title belt just wasn't feasible.
5. Jarrett: "STOP SCREAMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Post by krendall on May 24, 2005 19:18:00 GMT -5
2. Chris Benoit's Angus Young impression falls short; erstwhile, Tajiri attempts to summon the Power of Greyskull. LMAO!!!  |
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Post by scbg on May 24, 2005 19:25:15 GMT -5
DISCO! DISCO DUCK! |
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Post by thehatman on May 24, 2005 20:29:05 GMT -5
1. Bishoff: What're you looking at me for? I have found GAWD~ like Michaels! 2. Benoit believes he's the second coming of the Gobbeldy Gooker. 4. HHH : Better start on removing that Batista plate... 5. Jarrett : Hey! Wanna hear my rendition of Smells Like Teen Spirit!? |
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Post by detrius on May 24, 2005 21:40:08 GMT -5
1. Paul: “Look at Paul Heyman when Paul Heyman is talking to you Eric Bischoff. You see Eric Bischoff, Paul Heyman have news for you Eric Bischoff. Vince McMahon will not be running ECW Eric Bischoff, oh no Vince McMahon won’t! Paul Heyman will be running ECW. And Eric Bischoff if you have a problem with Paul Heyman running ECW, then you, Eric Bischoff, can take it up with Vince McMahon. Oh and just remember Eric Bischoff, that if you, Eric Bischoff, do come to ECW. Paul Heyman and his boys will take you, Eric Bischoff, to the EXTREME and Vince McMahon will do nothing about it.
2. Benoit: “SON OF A!
Tajiri: “HAIL TO THE KING!”<br>
3. Maria: “Well, at least I don’t have to pretend to like Kane…unless he can sing too.
4. HHH: “I will name him George, and I will hug him, and pat him, a squeeze him, and love him, and…”
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BillyBlood
Team Rocket
The Man With The Crimson Mask
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Post by BillyBlood on May 24, 2005 22:02:51 GMT -5
1. Bischoff: Wow, so that's what the glass celing looks like! 2. The writers were shocked when the repackaging of Tajiri as Justin Credible and Benoit's new Tarzan gimmick weren't getting a crowd reaction. 3. Viscera: You know, once you go black, there's no turning back! 4. The two things Triple H will job to. 5. Monty Brown: *To Don West* You sure got a purdy mouth... |
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2005 11:29:33 GMT -5
1. Heyman: "I can overlook the fact you stole Eddie Guerrero, Chris Jericho & Chris Benoit from me. I can forgive you for turning Raven - the 'David Koresh of ECW' - into a spoiled rich kid. But, never in a thousand lifetimes, will I ever ever forget you made the Sandman drink Coors Light, you bastard!" 2. Tajiri celebrates a successful moment in surgery after finding the stick that's been crammed up Chris Benoit's ass all this time. 3. Viscera: "Sweetheart, you sure have a nice grip on that microphone. Think you're ready for something...bigger?" 4. Triple H shows disappointment after realizing that somebody switched his Folger's crystals with a cheap title belt. 5. Jeff Jarrett: "Hey Mike, where did you get that Gorilla Monsoon mask? It's so lifelike!" |
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