Ratings
Dennis Stamp
Has a box of scraps
"YAY!"
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Post by Ratings on Jun 11, 2005 8:58:11 GMT -5
1. Benoit: "You heard me, Farooq carried your ass." 2. While Booker did his best Micheal Jackson impersonation, Kurt Angle busted out the monkey. 3. "As my kendo stick gently we~eps..."
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Post by Benjamin Boone on Jun 11, 2005 9:09:18 GMT -5
1. Very good JBL! Now breathe, and relax! Breathe and relax! Isn't Lamaze fun?! 2. Booker T threatened to unleash his "other" spinaroonie as Kurt Angle looks away in disgust. 3. Rhyno is a secret agent working for Truth, as he plotting to take out the Sandman because smoking is bad! But Michael cole better watch out, he's next!
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Jun 11, 2005 9:29:07 GMT -5
Lenny that was quality . . .
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Limey
Unicron
It's been awhile.
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Post by Limey on Jun 11, 2005 9:53:34 GMT -5
JBL: KUSAKA!!!! YUKIKO!!!!!! Benoit: No...I'm "Benoit". Say it right. JBL: NOBUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!! (For Battle Royale fans. Damn, I'm obsessed with that film.) Proof that rocking too hard will f*** your mind up. Sandman: GRRRRRR!!!!! Rhyno: Uh, dude? That's a cameraman. Sandman: GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! or Rhyno: I'm pretty sure you can't wring water out of it anymore. Sandman: IT'S WORKING, DAMN YOU!
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Post by OGBoardPoster2005 on Jun 11, 2005 9:59:59 GMT -5
1. Benoit:What smells JBL:Nothing (fart sound) JBL:That was a wet one 3. Sandman:You took my title you SOB Rhino:You ain't getting it back your in a different match Sandman:Noooooooooooooooooooo!
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Jun 11, 2005 11:40:40 GMT -5
1. "Yes, Bradshaw I do have a hardon. Thanks for noticing!" 2. Kurt Angle has summoned the spirit of Stan Hansen. 3. Maybe Rhyno should have told Sandman that he ran out of beer just a little bit later than he did.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2005 11:56:48 GMT -5
1. "You're just jealous that I have the nerve to jump to Raw to get my title shot. You just stand there with your thumbs up your ass." 2. Kurt Angle and Booker T re-enact the closing moments of Rocky II, hoping to gain the eye of Sylvester Stallone for his next sequel. 3. "Excuse me, Pops, where can I find the men's room? Oh, Sandman, I'm sorry. It's just that you've aged so...horribly..."
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Post by psychotix5000 on Jun 11, 2005 15:05:43 GMT -5
1. Wonder why your ass hurts? Well, let's just say I slipped you a mickey last night and one thing led to another. 2. Kurt and Booker react to the last minute stipulation that the loser must bring Nicole Bass to orgasm. 3. Rhyno: *sniff sniff* Sandman, you do know that marijuana is no longer legal for medicinal purposes. Sandman: I know. Mine's a regular unfiltered cigarette. Michael Cole: Dammit!
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Post by A Magician Named SHAKE on Jun 11, 2005 15:22:19 GMT -5
1. JBL: WHAT? Benoit: YEAH! JBL & Benoit: OKAY!! Teddy: Oh dear God. 2. Kurt: Dammit, Book, right in my eye! Booker: Told you to wear the goggles. Why you think I wear gloves? 3. Rhyno: I'm not speaking to you Sandman: Why do we always fight on vacation?
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Blindkarevik
Grimlock
Rock... Paper... Straight-edge!
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Post by Blindkarevik on Jun 11, 2005 17:22:23 GMT -5
"Tune in every Thursday night for UPN's newest sitcom! The Millionaire, The Black Guy, And The Vanilla Midget!" Kurt: If I get drafted to RAW, I'm totally working a Eugene gimmick. You like? Rhino: See this, Vince? Since you fired me, I got this cool new spiderweb tattoo. I'm doing just fine. Just fine.
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