Nr1Humanoid
Hank Scorpio
Is the #3 humanoid at best.
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Apr 15, 2009 4:12:57 GMT -5
I absolutely hate the clasp hands, go shoulder to shoulder, pat on the back, glad to see you 'manly' greeting that guys do.
Shake hands. Or just hug OK, it's not a one way ticket to gay city.
Seriously, if anyone tries that with me I'll pat his ass just to freak him out.
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Post by Childish Gambino on Apr 15, 2009 4:16:43 GMT -5
Co signed. I hate how that has penetrated every aspect of my every day life
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Post by Loki on Apr 15, 2009 5:17:30 GMT -5
* Cheek pinching. It was annoying when I was 5, it's even more annoying when done "jokingly" today.
* Touchy people. Seriously, there's no need to touch me: words are enough to prove a point... Moreso if you're not a close friend/family.
* Choreographed handshakes. That was old in 1995 already... and a waste of brain cells to remember all the 25 positions... Regular handshake is fine.
* Loud and overwhelming girly greetings. Ok, you've met me/her/us two days ago... Is it really really necessary screaming and jumping in circles to say "hello!"?
* Purposely ambiguous touching. Since some friends found out I hate touchy people, they tease my by "playing gay". I'll have to kill them soon...
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Slim Loves Lily
El Dandy
I'm gonna want the milksteak boiled over hard.
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Post by Slim Loves Lily on Apr 15, 2009 5:20:07 GMT -5
Flimsy handshakes.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 15, 2009 11:13:22 GMT -5
Cold and Sweaty handshakes.
You could have at least tried to have wiped your hand on your pants/shirt/pocket/something.
I can handle Cold, I can handle sweaty... it happens.
Both together? You just ain't trying.
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Post by CuJ0 Will Keep Dancing on Apr 15, 2009 11:23:31 GMT -5
When my friend gets really drunk he slaps everyones back. Not just a friendly pat, no, no, a full on *WHAP*
He also has a tendency to push and punch. It pisses me off and I've come close to knocking this guy out but then I remember that after he sobers up he usually apologizes for being a drunk idiot.
Other than that nothing annoys me that much, except maybe close talkers, and those guys the bulldoze their way through a crowded area bumping shoulders with everyone just to look tough.
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hassanchop
Grimlock
Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
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Post by hassanchop on Apr 15, 2009 11:34:23 GMT -5
People putting their arm on your shoulder it bothers me, especially when having a picture taken, I hate it!
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vashondude
Samurai Cop
in the name of love before you break my heart
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Post by vashondude on Apr 15, 2009 11:49:09 GMT -5
Tickling me (I freak out anytime someone does or tries to do so)
Rubbing my shoulders or any other kind of massaging (I tense up instead of relax)
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Apr 15, 2009 12:14:46 GMT -5
Count me on the close talkers. The worst part is when you back up and they get right up in your face again.
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Annette
Unicron
Love Feels Amazing ♥
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Post by Annette on Apr 15, 2009 12:20:50 GMT -5
Agreed. It seems like every time we serve alcohol at work, there's some guy that gets fersnicket and wants to "tell me secrets, very closely". No, hell no. Just because I'm younger than you and have a rack doesn't mean you can get up in my personal space.
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
AGGRESSIVE Executive Janitor of the Third Floor Manager's Bathroom
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Post by The Ichi on Apr 15, 2009 12:24:09 GMT -5
I'm ok with shaking someone's hand, but sometimes you'll get that one guy who doesn't let go of your hand straight away and it gets awkward. Anyone know what I'm talking about?
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queenbee
Don Corleone
bow down to the queen :)
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Post by queenbee on Apr 15, 2009 12:26:39 GMT -5
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone.
Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Apr 15, 2009 12:59:57 GMT -5
The kiss on both cheeks when greeting, when the hell did that become the norm?
We're English damn it, it should be a nod a handshake or for women very close to you one kiss.
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Post by Johawn on Apr 15, 2009 15:17:15 GMT -5
The kiss on both cheeks when greeting, when the hell did that become the norm? We're English damn it, it should be a nod a handshake or for women very close to you one kiss. This. And all the touching scene boys do now. In better years you hugged another guy when...y'know, if they were going through a tough time, if they were your dad, or you were wasted. Now they do it at the drop of a fringe. It's so horribly forced. Ew. |
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Apr 15, 2009 15:28:16 GMT -5
I love hugging etc
I'll leave now.
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The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Apr 15, 2009 15:41:25 GMT -5
f***, I think you'd all hate me  It really all depends with me. Some people, even my peers, I do traditional handshakes with. Some, I do the more choreographed handshakes with. Some, I do the half-hug/clasp hand thing. Others, I hug. Doesn't matter guy or girl, really. One thing I don't hate, but it kinda bothers me is people coming from behind and hugging me. I mean, if its a person I like, I can forgive them, but most of the time, it just annoys me. But usually after a minute or two, I get over it. |
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Post by King Boo on Apr 15, 2009 16:25:09 GMT -5
Ugh I hate weak handshakes. They're insulting. The kiss on both cheeks when greeting, when the hell did that become the norm? We're English damn it, it should be a nod a handshake or for women very close to you one kiss. I've noticed that happening more and more here in America too and it always strikes me as a phony attempt at sophistication. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2009 16:29:36 GMT -5
* Purposely ambiguous touching. Since some friends found out I hate touchy people, they tease my by "playing gay". I'll have to kill them soon... Damn It's still okay to do when you're trying to beat your pal at a computer game though right? |
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Post by kittenfantastico on Apr 15, 2009 16:36:54 GMT -5
close talkers... close talkers with bad breath.... close talkers with bad breath AND body odor *shudders*
I also don't like touchy feely people. If we're not dating or really good friends, DON'T touch me. Same goes for hugging, I don't mind it when it comes from people I know/like.
Chewing with your mouth open. I don't need to see your food.
People that assume that since they got something out of your draw at work, it's ok to do so now without asking - GET OUT OF MY SHIZZ!
I could go on and on!
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Post by Loki on Apr 16, 2009 4:35:50 GMT -5
The kiss on both cheeks when greeting, when the hell did that become the norm? It's always been the norm for me and for everyone I know. As long as it's done in a "dry" and quick way, I'm fine with, albeit it's more a girly thing. [call me old-fashioned, but I'm not fond of "kissing" another guy, even less if he's a stranger or a semi-stranger] However it annoys me to no end when some bitch will refuse to greet me [or any other person] with the kiss+kiss, while she has done so with other 5 people already. I mean, ok, we have seen eachother just a couple of times, we surely aren't and won't ever be BFF, but hell, I'm not gonna to f'n bite you... It's just 2 seconds of polite cheek contact, you can leave with that... It strikes me as rude and unnecessarily hostile, a way to say "I don't like you at all, so I'm not gonna allow you near me" But speaking of "odd" greeting-touchy ways, the "one-sided hug" still confuses me... A hug is more personal than handshake+kiss on the cheeks, and offers so many more chances for ambiguous contact... Go figure * Purposely ambiguous touching. Since some friends found out I hate touchy people, they tease my by "playing gay". I'll have to kill them soon... Damn It's still okay to do when you're trying to beat your pal at a computer game though right? Hmmm, that's a close call, but at least there's a semi-valid reason for that. Still better than "I'll caress his thigh/arm/hand just for the joy of seeing him freaking out" |
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