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Post by Relegate Hunter on Apr 14, 2009 17:05:57 GMT -5
*A man around 5ft9 appears wearing a smiley face mask, a black vest with a smiley face on the back and a bright yellow one strapped leotard with RH on the front and another smiley face in the R* Hi! I'm Relegate Hunters and I'm really happy to be apart of World WrestleCrap Federation. I can't wait to get in the ring with great wrestlers such as King Motor-Colt, The Non-American Heroes, Strykerducksilence and all the rest of them. I'm will give it my all in that ring whenever I go out because I'm Relegate Hunters, and I want to leave you fans with a smile on your face!
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Apr 14, 2009 17:10:48 GMT -5
Sorry Square, but I don't need your help with a gimmick. I've decided on one of two different gimmicks.
1) The penultimate Japanophile. Skilled in Japanese martial arts and just all around lover of all things Japan. Can explain this gimmick by stating all my trips over to Japan have finally taken their toll.
2) The Ultimate Sinner, he basically has 7 different personalities....each one is an embodiment of the Deadly Sins. So for example, when Sloth is in control of his body, he won't do jack shit. If Lust took over his body, he'd try and flirt with anyone he could.
#2 would be extremely interesting because when I'd want title shots, I could just have Greed be in control of the body during promos.
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Post by Square on Apr 14, 2009 17:11:42 GMT -5
Sorry Square, but I don't need your help with a gimmick. I've decided on one of two different gimmicks. 1) The penultimate Japanophile. Skilled in Japanese martial arts and just all around lover of all things Japan. Can explain this gimmick by stating all my trips over to Japan have finally taken their toll. 2) The Ultimate Sinner, he basically has 7 different personalities....each one is an embodiment of the Deadly Sins. So for example, when Sloth is in control of his body, he won't do jack excretory matter. If Lust took over his body, he'd try and flirt with anyone he could. #2 would be extremely interesting because when I'd want title shots, I could just have Greed be in control of the body during promos. Aww I was thinking Ninja Chicken.
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Post by littlenaitch on Apr 14, 2009 17:21:12 GMT -5
I can see that tis Relegate Hunters guy is already sucking up to the WORST TAG TEAM IN WWCF History in Strykerducksilence but that's his business as I have more important things to worry about like my tag team match next Monday night. What I want to know is, how the hell did Stryker get reinstated? I don't remember hearing Dave say last night that he was reinstating Stryker, so how is he still even my tag team partner? Hey Sam, why don't you make yourself useful and do some investigating to tell me how Stryker is still my partner.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Apr 14, 2009 17:25:52 GMT -5
Jonathan and KGX are on the roof.
"I'm glad you came, K, now I know things didn't work out in the Poconos, but I've got an even better idea."
"I don't even know why I'm listening to you."
"Because even though we don't get along, Headbanger Man and I managed to win this week, so I've proven I can get the job done, so if you want to get to Battlebowl, I suggest you play along."
"Listen, you smug piece of crap . . ."
"Hey look, a distraction."
While KGX is momentarily distracted, Jonathan slaps a pair of handcuffs on KGX and himself.
"What the hell are you doing?"
"We are going to spend the next few days together, and we are going to learn to behave as a cohesive unit."
"There's no way I'm going to put up with this."
"Did I mention I have a fully stocked bar up here?"
KGX pauses for a moment.
"Okay, I'm in."
"You'll see, K, this is going to work."
"Where's the bathroom?"
Jonathan looks into the camera.
"And, cut."
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Post by Relegate Hunter on Apr 14, 2009 17:27:03 GMT -5
I can see that tis Relegate Hunters guy is already sucking up to the WORST TAG TEAM IN WWCF History in Strykerducksilence but that's his business as I have more important things to worry about like my tag team match next Monday night. What I want to know is, how the hell did Stryker get reinstated? I don't remember hearing Dave say last night that he was reinstating Stryker, so how is he still even my tag team partner? Hey Sam, why don't you make yourself useful and do some investigating to tell me how Stryker is still my partner. Sorry, I should introduce myself. Hello I'm Relegate Hunters*puts out hand*
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Post by thesam07 on Apr 14, 2009 18:03:11 GMT -5
I can see that tis Relegate Hunters guy is already sucking up to the WORST TAG TEAM IN WWCF History in Strykerducksilence but that's his business as I have more important things to worry about like my tag team match next Monday night. What I want to know is, how the hell did Stryker get reinstated? I don't remember hearing Dave say last night that he was reinstating Stryker, so how is he still even my tag team partner? Hey Sam, why don't you make yourself useful and do some investigating to tell me how Stryker is still my partner. Well I've looked into it. Stryker is still technically suspended. However, because the lethal lottery was drawn before he was suspended he still has to fullfill his contract by appearing in the Lethal Lottery. Which means if he wins Lethal Lottery, he will have to appear in th Battlebowl. And if he wins that he will face the champion even under suspension. So basically he is only allowed to be in th Battlebowl/Lethal Lottery. But once he loses any of those matches he will go back to being suspended. I've got the lawyers working on it right now.
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Post by Relegate Hunter on Apr 14, 2009 18:31:44 GMT -5
I can see that tis Relegate Hunters guy is already sucking up to the WORST TAG TEAM IN WWCF History in Strykerducksilence but that's his business as I have more important things to worry about like my tag team match next Monday night. What I want to know is, how the hell did Stryker get reinstated? I don't remember hearing Dave say last night that he was reinstating Stryker, so how is he still even my tag team partner? Hey Sam, why don't you make yourself useful and do some investigating to tell me how Stryker is still my partner. Well I've looked into it. Stryker is still technically suspended. However, because the lethal lottery was drawn before he was suspended he still has to fullfill his contract by appearing in the Lethal Lottery. Which means if he wins Lethal Lottery, he will have to appear in th Battlebowl. And if he wins that he will face the champion even under suspension. So basically he is only allowed to be in th Battlebowl/Lethal Lottery. But once he loses any of those matches he will go back to being suspended. I've got the lawyers working on it right now. Hello! I'm Relegate Hunters*holds out hand*
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Post by Madman Szalinski on Apr 14, 2009 19:59:55 GMT -5
From http://www.holy-crap-newz.com:
Madman Szalinski has been released from his contract after no-showing several events. Sources say Madman was found sleeping in the parking lot of an arena during one of his matches, curled up in the backseat of his car. WWCF wishes him the best in all of his future endeavors.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2009 20:00:24 GMT -5
Well I've looked into it. Stryker is still technically suspended. However, because the lethal lottery was drawn before he was suspended he still has to fullfill his contract by appearing in the Lethal Lottery. Which means if he wins Lethal Lottery, he will have to appear in th Battlebowl. And if he wins that he will face the champion even under suspension. So basically he is only allowed to be in th Battlebowl/Lethal Lottery. But once he loses any of those matches he will go back to being suspended. I've got the lawyers working on it right now. Hello! I'm Relegate Hunters*holds out hand*
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Post by thesam07 on Apr 14, 2009 21:41:56 GMT -5
Well I've looked into it. Stryker is still technically suspended. However, because the lethal lottery was drawn before he was suspended he still has to fullfill his contract by appearing in the Lethal Lottery. Which means if he wins Lethal Lottery, he will have to appear in th Battlebowl. And if he wins that he will face the champion even under suspension. So basically he is only allowed to be in th Battlebowl/Lethal Lottery. But once he loses any of those matches he will go back to being suspended. I've got the lawyers working on it right now. Hello! I'm Relegate Hunters*holds out hand* (looks at Relegate Hunter) ...(walks away)
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Post by Topher is Human on Apr 15, 2009 3:42:11 GMT -5
Also D-Day there IS an added stipulation where both me and LittleNaitch must lose the Lethal Lottery Tag matches for our title match to take place.
Which is why there's the added tension between Tyfo and us. And LittleNaitch being present at ringside adds a whole new level of tension in Me/Tyfo vs Above/Seth
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2009 6:19:22 GMT -5
Hello! I'm Relegate Hunters*holds out hand* I be-a da Jammin one Meesta Hunta mon
Da Tee Tee Ess
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Apr 15, 2009 7:41:30 GMT -5
Also D-Day there IS an added stipulation where both me and LittleNaitch must lose the Lethal Lottery Tag matches for our title match to take place. Which is why there's the added tension between Tyfo and us. And LittleNaitch being present at ringside adds a whole new level of tension in Me/Tyfo vs Above/Seth Okay so if you guys both lose your Lethal Lottery tag matches the World title match takes place at STW?
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Apr 15, 2009 7:43:00 GMT -5
OKAY WHO WANTS TO WRITE WHAT MATCH FOR THE NEXT SHOWS? i WILL MAKE THE LETTERING RED AND SAY WHO IS WRITING IT WHENEVER SOMEONE VOLUNTEERS.
Technical Challenge TTS VS Starshine
Monday Niteraw Card for April 20, 2009 Announcers- Tim Hoss and Jesse King Ring Announcer- Michael Muffer
Lethal Lottery Tag Team Matches The winning team of each match will go on to STW: Smurf The World PPV to participate in WrestleCrap BattleBowl which is a 16 Man Battle Royal. The winner of the 16 Man Battle Royal will be the first WrestleCrap BattleBowl Champion and get a golden ring and also become the new No. 1 Contender to the WWCF World Championship.
Koda89 and Square VS Cthulhu aka Providence and grbjazzman
Latino Meat and stevierichardsfan babyface VS Krazy E-Man and M.O.P.
Tyfo and King Motor-Colt VS Seth Drakin and Above Average
littlenaitch and Stryker Dark Silence VS Supersmark and Whitey "Daddy Phat Sax" Fats
The General of the Monkey Army and TromboneMan VS MiLo Duck and Starshine
Viva Los Bio Dome! and TTS VS Jonathan Michaels and KGX
Evil Masked wordlifeecw and "Evil La Parka" VS Legion and Brahma Bull
Headbanger Man and Metylerca VS The Tank and Head Detective Aaron Enigma
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Post by thesam07 on Apr 15, 2009 7:44:05 GMT -5
I'll write Tyfo/Colt v Seth/Average if everyone is cool with that?
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Post by Square on Apr 15, 2009 9:37:26 GMT -5
I'll do Koda89 and Square VS Cthulhu aka Providence and grbjazzman
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Post by Relegate Hunter on Apr 15, 2009 9:39:12 GMT -5
I be-a da Jammin one Meesta Hunta mon
Da Tee Tee Ess I'm sorry I am afraid I don't understand you
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2009 12:14:21 GMT -5
I be-a da Jammin one Meesta Hunta mon
Da Tee Tee Ess I'm sorry I am afraid I don't understand you Ja nat speek Enlgly ish?
I say I be-a Tee Tee Ess
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Post by Relegate Hunter on Apr 15, 2009 12:57:07 GMT -5
I'm sorry I am afraid I don't understand you Ja nat speek Enlgly ish?
I say I be-a Tee Tee Ess Oh terribly sorry sir, hello I am Relegate Hunters*shakes TTS hand* I am a big fan of yours sir, you and Mr Fatts. Hopefully I could team up with you some time
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