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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Mar 30, 2009 23:34:02 GMT -5
M.O.P., it seems as if your pal Metylerca and I are in this thing together. I only hope he serves me as well as a tag team partner as he does in The Pride.
Our opponents are two guys near the top of this company. Tank is in the WWCF World Title hunt, and Enigma has just joined the most powerful entity in this place. I'm gonna bring my A-game, and I hope Metylerca does too, cos I'm out to prove that we'll be no walk in the park
I'm building a reputation around these parts, and getting a victory over a pair of guys like Tank and Enigma will aid me immeasurably. So, you'd better learn that I fight just as hard as I rock, and I'm willing to do whatever it takes to make as big an impression as possible in the WWCF.
I've got an appetite for destruction boys, and you're both gonna know all about it. I wouldn't expect anything less from my opponents. I've fought Metylerca before, and you may have somewhat of an advantage man, because Tank doesn't like me at all, seeing as how we're in opposing factions. Metylerca is no pushover, and I'm not gonna underestimate you. Seth learned not to do that to me on Niteraw when I made him tap out. When we meet in that ring, I'm gonna give it my best, hopefully Tank can put aside our differences and win the match. Either way I suggest you invest in a book and learn to Know Your Enemy.Expect a bigger promo after the PPV about me joining the story btw
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Mar 31, 2009 0:09:48 GMT -5
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Post by littlenaitch on Mar 31, 2009 0:42:20 GMT -5
Too bad me and Seth weren't paired together and I like how my promo was no sold by everyone.
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Post by thesam07 on Mar 31, 2009 1:03:57 GMT -5
Littlenaitch is seen in The Family's locker room sitting in a chair with an angry look on his face.
Littlenaitch - Hey rednecks, how can you two even begin to call yourselves the number one contenders for the belts when you did not pin either me or tyfo? You two could not beat us on our worst day and you know it.
But that's not the only reason why I am in an angry mood. The other reason is that Sam has been putting me on the back burner for the last few weeks and I am tired of it. The final straw just barely came when he offered the services of Tyfo to the owner of this company to take out Stryker. It's like I don't even exist anymore and I am sick of it. I do everything I can for the family and I get nothing back in return. Now I know I'm probably coming off sounding like a cry baby and I don't give a excretory matter as I just had to get this off my chest. I am not breaking away from the family but I do not want sam at ringside for any of my matches unless he gives me a viable reason why he has put me to the back burner.
I am going to be paying extra close attention to the thunderdome match as I think it's about time that I get my shot at the World Title. Yes I know that I have never beaten Colt that I can remember but there is always a first time for everything and let me remind everyone that I beat the former champion Milo Duck on a few occasions in non-title matches and never once did that dumb duck ever give a shot at the belt. Anyway, whoever wins this match, just beware that I am coming after you!!!
Oh and Sam, either leave me alone or give me a real damn good reason why you've pushed me aside!!! Naitch, listen, I know over the past month you and I have not seen eye to eye on many a situation. but don't think I haven't been working hard for you. I may be more vocal at the moment about Tyfo than anyone else, but I have been working hard. You see, I've been negotiating with Mr Dave and all the members of the WWCF board of directors trying to get you matches. While you and Tyfo and Tromboneman have been partying all night long, i've been in the office, dealing with promoters and officials and bookers trying to get you the best deal possible.
So when you say I have been putting you on the back burner, that hurts me Naitch. I do everything I can for all my clients, all my Family members and what do I get for it? A BIG GODAMN SLAP IN THE FACE FROM YOU! I'M THE ONE PUTTING MY NECK OUT THERE TRYING TO HELP YOU AND THIS IS WHAT I GET?
But hey, bygones are bygones. I'm going to let it slide because you know how much I love you Naitch. So here's what I'm going to do, I am putting out an open challenge to any Champion in WWCF to defend their title against Littlenaitch on the next Sunday Night Heatz! Any champion. Hardcore, Inter-Forum, Tag Team, Tromboneweight, World title. it don't matter none. Just be there like Delaware. WOOO!
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Mar 31, 2009 1:05:21 GMT -5
The two Evils may be craziest, but I suspect mine may be a close second.
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Post by thesam07 on Mar 31, 2009 1:07:02 GMT -5
Too bad me and Seth weren't paired together and I like how my promo was no sold by everyone. I've been at work for the past few hours. But I noticed baby ;D Also, to whoever asked what Maves predictions for the PPV are; I will reveal the predictions after the PPV.
~ Mave Deltzer
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Post by littlenaitch on Mar 31, 2009 1:58:19 GMT -5
Littlenaitch is seen in The Family's locker room sitting in a chair with an angry look on his face.
Littlenaitch - Hey rednecks, how can you two even begin to call yourselves the number one contenders for the belts when you did not pin either me or tyfo? You two could not beat us on our worst day and you know it.
But that's not the only reason why I am in an angry mood. The other reason is that Sam has been putting me on the back burner for the last few weeks and I am tired of it. The final straw just barely came when he offered the services of Tyfo to the owner of this company to take out Stryker. It's like I don't even exist anymore and I am sick of it. I do everything I can for the family and I get nothing back in return. Now I know I'm probably coming off sounding like a cry baby and I don't give a excretory matter as I just had to get this off my chest. I am not breaking away from the family but I do not want sam at ringside for any of my matches unless he gives me a viable reason why he has put me to the back burner.
I am going to be paying extra close attention to the thunderdome match as I think it's about time that I get my shot at the World Title. Yes I know that I have never beaten Colt that I can remember but there is always a first time for everything and let me remind everyone that I beat the former champion Milo Duck on a few occasions in non-title matches and never once did that dumb duck ever give a shot at the belt. Anyway, whoever wins this match, just beware that I am coming after you!!!
Oh and Sam, either leave me alone or give me a real damn good reason why you've pushed me aside!!! Naitch, listen, I know over the past month you and I have not seen eye to eye on many a situation. but don't think I haven't been working hard for you. I may be more vocal at the moment about Tyfo than anyone else, but I have been working hard. You see, I've been negotiating with Mr Dave and all the members of the WWCF board of directors trying to get you matches. While you and Tyfo and Tromboneman have been partying all night long, i've been in the office, dealing with promoters and officials and bookers trying to get you the best deal possible.
So when you say I have been putting you on the back burner, that hurts me Naitch. I do everything I can for all my clients, all my Family members and what do I get for it? A BIG GODAMN SLAP IN THE FACE FROM YOU! I'M THE ONE PUTTING MY NECK OUT THERE TRYING TO HELP YOU AND THIS IS WHAT I GET?
But hey, bygones are bygones. I'm going to let it slide because you know how much I love you Naitch. So here's what I'm going to do, I am putting out an open challenge to any Champion in WWCF to defend their title against Littlenaitch on the next Sunday Night Heatz! Any champion. Hardcore, Inter-Forum, Tag Team, Tromboneweight, World title. it don't matter none. Just be there like Delaware. WOOO! Ok Sam, it seems like you have been "working" on something for me so I will give you the benefit of the doubt for now but don't do anything that would make me think you're double crossing me. I actually like how you issued that open challenge to any champion so let's see who accepts if anyone has the actual guts to accept. Well let me rephrase that, I know if Colt retains the belt then he'll give me a shot and maybe tyfo would but anyone else is a question mark.
Now I noticed the lethal lottery pairings and I have to say that I am a bit upset over them as I was hoping to get paired with the man whose guts I hate more than anything else in the world and that man is of course Seth Drakin. So instead of Drakin, I get to team with another man that I dislike in Stryker Dark Silence who we all know that I a huge history with. Stryker, listen up and listen good, I WANT TO GET TO BATTLE BOWL SO I CAN GET MY F'N HANDS ON THAT NO GOOD PIECE OF CRAP DRAKIN SO YOU BETTER NOT F THIS UP IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU!!!
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Mar 31, 2009 2:59:46 GMT -5
Hey does anyone have good Photoshop skills? I know Sam does but if he is busy I need these two things.
I want a logo for Monday Niteraw and Sunday Night Heatz!!1. I want the Niteraw one to be a mix of the Monday Nitro and Raw Is War logos and the Sunday Night Heatz!!1 should be some type of nuclear explosion.
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Post by Topher is Human on Mar 31, 2009 6:16:00 GMT -5
Sam... You make this challenge for this match to happen in the main event of Sunday Night Heatz... I'll one-up you.
If I retain, I will gladly put my title on the line against LittleNaitch, but it needs to be on a bigger stage than this...
If both me and him fail to make it to BattleBowl. I will defend the title against LittleNaitch... AT STW!
However one of us makes it into the Bowl... well then we'll just have to have our match the following NiteRaw.
What do you say?
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Post by thesam07 on Mar 31, 2009 6:21:49 GMT -5
Sam... You make this challenge for this match to happen in the main event of Sunday Night Heatz... I'll one-up you.
If I retain, I will gladly put my title on the line against LittleNaitch, but it needs to be on a bigger stage than this...
If both me and him fail to make it to BattleBowl. I will defend the title against LittleNaitch... AT STW!
However one of us makes it into the Bowl... well then we'll just have to have our match the following NiteRaw.
What do you say? Sir, you have a deal.(grabs Colts hand and shakes furiously) I might not like you personally, but I do admire your courage.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2009 6:22:04 GMT -5
Who bein' dis Viva los Bio dome boy?
Is he da Funny lookin' demon fella? I'm just a dude, bro. You're pretty funny, buuddddy.
Let's hang out sometime. I've got something green I think you might like.
What Ja be Implyin dere Mr.Longhair?
Anyhow I be Doubtin' we be makin it' onyway
We be up against da Hardcore boys an' I T'ain't eatin' na chairs
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Post by Topher is Human on Mar 31, 2009 6:35:11 GMT -5
Sam... You make this challenge for this match to happen in the main event of Sunday Night Heatz... I'll one-up you.
If I retain, I will gladly put my title on the line against LittleNaitch, but it needs to be on a bigger stage than this...
If both me and him fail to make it to BattleBowl. I will defend the title against LittleNaitch... AT STW!
However one of us makes it into the Bowl... well then we'll just have to have our match the following NiteRaw.
What do you say? Sir, you have a deal.(grabs Colts hand and shakes furiously) I might not like you personally, but I do admire your courage. *washes hands*
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2009 6:37:47 GMT -5
Sir, you have a deal.(grabs Colts hand and shakes furiously) I might not like you personally, but I do admire your courage. *washes hands* *Runs up* Since Ja be givin out de Free Title shots mon
Canna I be-a Havin' one too?
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Post by Topher is Human on Mar 31, 2009 6:39:22 GMT -5
*Runs up* Since Ja be givin out de Free Title shots mon
Canna I be-a Havin' one too? ... Have this dollar instead...
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2009 6:55:36 GMT -5
*Runs up* Since Ja be givin out de Free Title shots mon
Canna I be-a Havin' one too? ... Have this dollar instead... *Takes Dollar* Still be doin' betta den Whitey
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Mar 31, 2009 11:48:23 GMT -5
... Have this dollar instead... *Takes Dollar* Still be doin' betta den Whitey Nah, cracka I've won the lottery, bitch. We big pimping now, and when we get those belts, they'll look real nice against my snake skin boots.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Mar 31, 2009 11:57:17 GMT -5
Can we expect Serious Business to be up in the next 3 hours or so? I have to go out later, but would like to be able to read it before tomorrow.
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Post by Jazzman on Mar 31, 2009 12:03:03 GMT -5
Can we expect Serious Business to be up in the next 3 hours or so? I have to go out later, but would like to be able to read it before tomorrow. I think everyone is waiting on me, but I have just finished the match and am proofreading it to be sent to EMW. It's in his hands now.
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Post by Cyno on Mar 31, 2009 12:10:28 GMT -5
Excellent. Now we know who to blame.
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Post by Above Average on Mar 31, 2009 12:11:48 GMT -5
Nearly time!
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