Micheal Cole is still an idiot . . .

[Limey]

Y'know, Tazz used to be bad-ass, now he's been kind of "poochiefied" to steal a phrase from a random review site.
Don't get me wrong, he's stil a better commentator than "What a move!" Michael Cole and perhaps even Jerry Lawler, but I've never actually heard him say anything bad-ass in about...ooh...three years now. I mean, at one time, he said that no-one in ECW was as tough as Heidenreich, prompting Tommy Dreamer to come out and drain Tazz's right nut with a rusty syringe. (Alright, that never happened.)

Who wouldn't kill to hear stuff like...

Cole: What a move!
Tazz: Do you even know what that move's called?
Cole: It's an innovative...uh...modifed slam!
Tazz: It's an armdrag, you putz.

Cole: Oh my god! Raking the eyes! That's dirty!
Tazz: You wanna see dirty?
(Takes a staple gun and staples a five dollar bill to Cole's head.)
Cole: Ouch! I've been the victim of a modified punch move!

Cole: Cena's a true champion!
Tazz: Cena always calls you gay and says you like poop.
Cole: Why are you hitting a modified insult move on me?

[hurrikaty]

Limey, you win at life.

[Lance Uppercut]

He does have good chemistry with Taz. You ever listen to the special commentary from Cole and Taz on the Benoit/Eddie/Ecw dvd's? They're pretty good since they're not kayfabing or being fed lines. Especially refreshing after hearing Todd grisham do the alternate commentary for the same matches.

[hurrikaty]

JMoney said:

He does have good chemistry with Taz.

Yeah, on and OFF the mike.