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Post by Threadkiller [Classic] on Feb 19, 2009 1:21:18 GMT -5
They had to add another seven letters to the end of the alphabet because they couldn't find anything lower than Z-List celebrity to describe Joanie Laurer.
I can understand if you need the money, but wouldn't cleaning yourself up and going straight open up a greater number of possibilities? Hell, it could even maybe lead to a WWE return. I think Beth vs. Chyna is the only women's feud on the planet that might be able to draw. Unless her credibility is too shot.
Oh, and the press release describing her as a "handsome" woman tells you all you need to know. The only other women I've heard described that way were Glenn Close and Bea Arthur. And Joanie Laurer is NO Bea Arthur, I'll tell you that right now, sir.
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Post by Ash Kingston on Feb 19, 2009 1:25:49 GMT -5
I dunno, I've heard Dame Edna be described as 'handsome', although I can't figure out why. Handsome is a word you use for men, and Dame Edna is not a man! She's a beautiful woman with oddly-colored hair. Like Ms Slocom from Are You Being Served?!
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Post by Threadkiller [Classic] on Feb 19, 2009 1:28:11 GMT -5
Dame Edna is a WOMAN?!?!
Damn, I really should have looked that up at some point instead of taking it as given that she was a dude playing a female character.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Feb 19, 2009 1:37:30 GMT -5
LOL. They called Chyna "handsome". I think that sums it up right there.
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Post by Cyborg Franky on Feb 19, 2009 1:45:10 GMT -5
This is my reaction to this news....
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Feb 19, 2009 1:55:32 GMT -5
I don’t know what I’m looking at but I never want to see it again. Note: Text added because the jpg resize makes the text difficult to read.
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 19, 2009 2:16:10 GMT -5
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Post by Cyborg Franky on Feb 19, 2009 2:35:36 GMT -5
And I want to add my one thing about this topic, its my other reaction to this.
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Post by keithsells on Feb 19, 2009 2:53:50 GMT -5
Yeah I saw this in the movies last Friday. Michael Bay did well in the new Friday The 13th.
HAHAHAHHA IM GOOD!
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Post by Ryushinku on Feb 19, 2009 5:15:34 GMT -5
Oh dear God. Feel sorry for Joanie, feel worse for the viewers.
Anyone brave enough for a Photoshop thread? *gulps*
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Post by BrianZane on Feb 19, 2009 7:03:29 GMT -5
Something tells me it could be slightly less appalling to look at because since the last tape was made, she seems to be way less muscular, so maybe things body-wise could look better. There's no fixing that face though.
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Feb 19, 2009 7:13:31 GMT -5
not even I would.
well, not twice in one night anyway.
ah screw it, i would.
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Post by The Karaoke King on Feb 19, 2009 7:34:45 GMT -5
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Feb 19, 2009 8:05:49 GMT -5
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Post by Ash Kingston on Feb 19, 2009 8:08:36 GMT -5
Dame Edna is a WOMAN?!?! Damn, I really should have looked that up at some point instead of taking it as given that she was a dude playing a female character. ...wait, you mean to tell me Dame Edna isn't a woman? Because... *thinks about it* Oh dear god, I now know how people that are surprised that Bridget is a guy feel. I am never trusting my eyes again, the lying bastards! >_<
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Post by dlg3000 on Feb 19, 2009 8:09:32 GMT -5
My reaction to a lose-lose situation. I really do feel bad for Joanie.
This is so sad. And now a public service announcement from Ron Simmons.
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Post by ♥ Bunnyslinger ♥ on Feb 19, 2009 12:14:20 GMT -5
From Wrestlinginc.com
"I've gotten official word from Chyna's management team that this so called "new" sex tape of Chyna that is being released in March is simply old, unreleased footage from the original 1 Night in China tape with Chyna and X-Pac.
Chyna and X-Pac have not been in contact in over 4 years and Chyna has not taped any sex tapes since the 1 Night in China tape.
Her manager went on to say that Chyna did not consent to the release of this new tape, but when the original tape was sold to Red Light District in 2004, they bought the rights to release further tapes without Chyna or X-Pac's consent."
yay, xpac porking chyna directors cut
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Post by akkountent on Feb 19, 2009 12:22:03 GMT -5
Just curious, why try and capitalize on Joanie now? I mean, she's pretty much been forgotten today. From a marketing standpoint, I can't imagine them moving many copies of this. Are they trying to capitalize on the time of year (WM time)? If so, why release it in 2009 vs March 2008? I'm wondering what the Distributor's are thinking. Certainly they can make more money from just straight adult stars than a D-list (or less) "celebrity" like Joanie.
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Post by randomranter on Feb 19, 2009 12:25:40 GMT -5
I thought that torture was banned?
Seriously.....I didn't think there was anyone on planet Earth who willingly watched the first one, let alone enough to warrant a sequel.
I'm ashamed of some of you......you watched that? WILLINGLY?
*pukes*.
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Feb 19, 2009 12:27:11 GMT -5
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