Samoa Kenny
Unicron
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Post by Samoa Kenny on May 1, 2009 21:59:20 GMT -5
As of today, I'm officially a married man. In a chatroom?
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on May 1, 2009 22:03:08 GMT -5
Did you marry the woman in your sig? If not, then you might want to change it. No. I see no reason to change it. Mrs. Schlapowitz is well aware of my infatuation with this newslady.
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Post by The Summer of Muskrat XVII on May 1, 2009 22:04:28 GMT -5
Congrats Mr. Schlapowitz, I would have got you a present but I'm actually a really cheap bastard so this is all you're gettin'.
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Jay Peas 42
El Dandy
Totally flips out ALL the time.
Is looking forward to a Nation of Domination Kwannza Special.
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on May 1, 2009 23:04:50 GMT -5
Congrats!
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Professor Chaos
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bringer of Destruction and Maker of Doom
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Post by Professor Chaos on May 2, 2009 3:05:25 GMT -5
Posting on WrestleCrap on your wedding day vs. Humping all day long. Hmm ........... You're a strange character, Mr. Schlapowitz. That's what I was thinking. With all the goes along with a wedding and the reception and the humping I find it odd somebody would be posting here that early in the evening.
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on May 2, 2009 3:08:41 GMT -5
Huzzah, Bob! You're a cool dude, and you've always spoken well of her, so I wish you the best.
Is the honeymoon sponsored by L'eggs?
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Post by Joe Neglia on May 2, 2009 3:13:34 GMT -5
And folks, just remember, for a small price of $19.98 plus shipping and handling, you can own the Schlapowitz Honeymoon DVD - distributed exclusively by Wrestlecrap - soon! Orders will be shipped as received! Don't miss your chance to own this historical piece of video footage! Call now!
(Hey Bob, we still need to go over the details of who gets what in terms of percentages from this sale, please e-mail me at your earliest convenience)
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Post by Joe Neglia on May 2, 2009 3:13:54 GMT -5
Oh yeah, and congrats again!
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Post by Sir Woodrow on May 2, 2009 4:03:09 GMT -5
And folks, just remember, for a small price of $19.98 plus shipping and handling, you can own the Schlapowitz Honeymoon DVD - distributed exclusively by Wrestlecrap - soon! Orders will be shipped as received! Don't miss your chance to own this historical piece of video footage! Call now! (Hey Bob, we still need to go over the details of who gets what in terms of percentages from this sale, please e-mail me at your earliest convenience) *Ordered*
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2009 4:51:53 GMT -5
My comiserations.
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Jazzman
King Koopa
Trombone Shorty > Your Favorite Musician
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Post by Jazzman on May 2, 2009 6:29:04 GMT -5
kudos to ya Mr. Schlapowitz
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Post by ChibiDiablo on May 2, 2009 7:01:56 GMT -5
See I read this and I just picture white stockings. Dammit bob you've subverted my thought process
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biafra
El Dandy
Biafra Who?
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Post by biafra on May 2, 2009 7:44:51 GMT -5
Yeah, I think I read about this somewhere else. Congrats.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on May 2, 2009 8:04:24 GMT -5
Congrats, Bob.
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Marvelously Mediocre
Fry's dog Seymour
Beggin' for a little SWAGGAH!
Haha. What a story Mark.
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Post by Marvelously Mediocre on May 2, 2009 8:08:36 GMT -5
thisa is a sad day for women everywhere. congrats Robert.
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Post by leapinglambert on May 2, 2009 8:52:39 GMT -5
Way to go, Bob, hope you two have a happy life... Someone get the dancing Alex Wright gif Here's a video snippet... Hopefully if Bob chooses to give us an update, it won't be in the Off-Topic thread "I'm naked, confused and disoriented." ;D
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on May 2, 2009 10:50:05 GMT -5
So, what's your new last name? Well, it is legal in Massachusetts ;D "Bob honey, come to bed" ::Bob is frantically typing on his keyboard:: "Huh, what'd you say honey? I was too busy trading Denis Stamp 'I'm not booked' jokes with the 'Crappers on the W.C. message board" Also when I read the subject "I'm officially off the market." I didn't necessarily think marriage, maybe something the lines of product recall, ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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Post by willywonka666 on May 2, 2009 13:49:38 GMT -5
Congrats-damn the market is slimming down. I'd go on a reality show to find someone but it would probably get cancelled 2 episodes in *
*no I would not go on a reality show under any circumstances-not even to get some
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metylerca
King Koopa
Loves Him Some Backstreet Boys.
Don't be alarmed.
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Post by metylerca on May 2, 2009 13:52:03 GMT -5
And folks, just remember, for a small price of $19.98 plus shipping and handling, you can own the Schlapowitz Honeymoon DVD - distributed exclusively by Wrestlecrap - soon! Orders will be shipped as received! Don't miss your chance to own this historical piece of video footage! Call now! (Hey Bob, we still need to go over the details of who gets what in terms of percentages from this sale, please e-mail me at your earliest convenience) I'm going to need an address if I'm going to buy this.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on May 2, 2009 18:05:04 GMT -5
Yeah, I think I read about this somewhere else. Congrats. Congrats to you too, as well.
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