Your most embarrasing boy moment.

[Nr1Humanoid]

What's the most embarrasing thing that happened to you as a boy?

Me? Wore shorts, no underwear, opened legs, fell out.

[bibboid]

Dove into a pool off a 3-meter springboard.
I hadn't tightened the drawstring on my bathing suit and it came completely off.
I had to swim across the entire pool to retrieve my suit.

[Strotha]

Various incidents involving other boys.

[Reptar]

This one time in chemistry I tried lighting my farts on fire with the Bunsen Burner and I accidentally hit my ball sack. I still can't grow hair on my left nut.

[Strotha]

May 5, 2009 14:34:23 GMT -5 Reptar said:

This one time in chemistry I tried lighting my farts on fire with the Bunsen Burner and I accidentally hit my ball sack. I still can't grow hair on my left nut.

Oh god.

[Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan]

May 5, 2009 14:34:23 GMT -5 Reptar said:

This one time in chemistry I tried lighting my farts on fire with the Bunsen Burner and I accidentally hit my ball sack. I still can't grow hair on my left nut.

...damn. How old were you?

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

May 5, 2009 14:34:23 GMT -5 Reptar said:

This one time in chemistry I tried lighting my farts on fire with the Bunsen Burner and I accidentally hit my ball sack. I still can't grow hair on my left nut.

Yeah, for me it was when I went to prom with a tuxedo painted over my naked body. Then, I spilled punch on myself and everyone could see my dong.

[Jake, The Jake, Jake]

May 5, 2009 14:34:23 GMT -5 Reptar said:

This one time in chemistry I tried lighting my farts on fire with the Bunsen Burner and I accidentally hit my ball sack. I still can't grow hair on my left nut.

...why? How exactly did you see that working out?

[Convoy]

May 5, 2009 15:05:54 GMT -5 Non Banjoble Tokens said:

May 5, 2009 14:34:23 GMT -5 Reptar said:

This one time in chemistry I tried lighting my farts on fire with the Bunsen Burner and I accidentally hit my ball sack. I still can't grow hair on my left nut.

Yeah, for me it was when I went to prom with a tuxedo painted over my naked body. Then, I spilled punch on myself and everyone could see my dong.

It's sad that only you and I got that reference.

[GuyOfOwnage]

May 5, 2009 15:44:14 GMT -5 Convoy said:

May 5, 2009 15:05:54 GMT -5 Non Banjoble Tokens said:

Yeah, for me it was when I went to prom with a tuxedo painted over my naked body. Then, I spilled punch on myself and everyone could see my dong.

It's sad that only you and I got that reference.

Make that three of us. Looks like we're the only ones here who have seen Saving Silverman...

[jamofpearls]

I would say my senior trip. I was on a cruise ship, and about 15 sheets to the wind. I had gone back to my cabin to take a piss. Thought i was finished, zipped up, and went on back up to the deck to shmooze some ladies. The laughter and pointing had indicated that I had not finished peeing, and had a right awesome wet spot on my crotch.

[joestodge]

i was about 16. i had a whole skin full of beer and spirits and was just home. i was in the toilet having a poo. i felt ill and turned to get sick into the toilet. as i was getting sick into the toilet i heaved too much and crapped all over myself the floor and the shower.

[Back to being Cenanuff]

May 5, 2009 16:22:20 GMT -5 GuyOfOwnage said:

May 5, 2009 15:44:14 GMT -5 Convoy said:

It's sad that only you and I got that reference.

Make that three of us. Looks like we're the only ones here who have seen Saving Silverman...

Oh, come on...c'mon, c'mon', c'mon, c'mon......


And for me, it was in 7th grade. Combination of underwear I'd "grow into" and a pair of pants with a faulty zipper on the playground. In this day and age, I'd be branded a sex offender. Fun offshoot of the story: the girl that noticed my unintentional exposure turned out to be the really hot girl that had a secret crush on me in high school, that I didn't figure out until about 3 years after high school.

[Reptar]

May 5, 2009 16:22:20 GMT -5 GuyOfOwnage said:

May 5, 2009 15:44:14 GMT -5 Convoy said:

It's sad that only you and I got that reference.

Make that three of us. Looks like we're the only ones here who have seen Saving Silverman...

I was hoping no one else would point it out just to see how many people I could trick.

[Jason Todd Grisham]

When I learned you weren't supposed to drop your pants when using the urinal.

[Alucard]

Tooooooooo many to list.

[rawthentic]

When i was 7, during recess me and a friend were pretending we were power rangers or something, and we were jumping from peices of concrete tables and benches that had not yet been put together. I lost my footing on a jump and went head first into concrete and busted by head open and was pouring blood. Every kid in the damn school crowded around me.

[Jay Peas 42]

It involves a America's Next Top Model contestant, and a public erection.

[Johnny Danger (Godz)]

When I was a little Godz.....fourth grade or so....was wrestling with this girl from across the street (She liked to wrestle, go figure) and I went to bodyslam her, which of course involved grabbing her crotch, and she went nuts.

[Strotha]

May 5, 2009 21:02:26 GMT -5 Jay Peas 42 said:

It involves a America's Next Top Model contestant, and a public erection.

When I was in grade seven or something my English teacher asked me to read in front of the class once when I had an erection. It wasn't because I had an erection, it was just bad timing.