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Post by Silent Brad on May 11, 2009 20:04:01 GMT -5
"How ironic, Tony. Trying to rid the world of weapons, you gave it its best one ever! And now
...I'm going to kill you with it."
- Obadiah Stane in Iron Man
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livetowin
Dennis Stamp
Just Keep Walkin'
Don't be negatin'!
Posts: 4,430
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Post by livetowin on May 11, 2009 20:15:04 GMT -5
"GARBAGE DAY!"
"Yeah...I'm kinda wired. How about I take ya home and eat out your pussy?"
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Post by FrankGotch on May 11, 2009 20:19:11 GMT -5
Diaz: Mellow out man. We can't talk business with you waving guns in people's faces. Your daughter is safe, Colonel. Now whether she stays that way is up to you. My people, they got some business with you. And if you want your kid back, then you gotta co-operate, right?
Matrix: Wrong! [shoots Diaz between the eyes]
From Commando
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
Posts: 15,300
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on May 11, 2009 20:29:29 GMT -5
"Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyrrany of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the Valley of Darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD, WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE!"
Samuel L. Jackson, as Jules Winnfield, from Pulp Fiction.
EDIT: LANGUAGE WARNING
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Post by Supersmark is a Troll on May 11, 2009 20:35:36 GMT -5
"I'm Barbara Simmons, by day I'm an architect, but by night... I'm a woman."
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on May 11, 2009 20:56:09 GMT -5
they're eating her! then they're gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
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Magician under the moonlight
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Always Beaten To The Punchline. Always.
A magician and a thief. That's Badass
Posts: 15,727
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on May 11, 2009 22:20:15 GMT -5
"That's a lot of fish"
"Enough is Enough! I've had it with these mothersnorkin snakes on this mothersnorkin plane! Everybody strap in. I'm opening the snorkin window."
"Do you know what happens to toads when they get struck by lightning? Same thing as everything else."
Well I think they're great.
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Post by Paul Servo on May 11, 2009 22:28:12 GMT -5
Anything Bruce Campbell says in ARMY OF DARKNESS. Please keep in mind that the lines are awesome, but if anyone else were to say them, they would be horrible
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Post by Michael Coello on May 11, 2009 23:13:18 GMT -5
YOU! DON'T! TREAT! WIMMEN! LIKE! THAT!
-Nick Cage in 'Con Air' beating up Danny Trejo.
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Post by Alexander The So-so on May 11, 2009 23:15:04 GMT -5
Mayday: "Wow...what a view!"
Max Zorin: "To a kill!"
It's just like that Family Guy joke about film titles being spoken within the movie.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on May 11, 2009 23:21:38 GMT -5
YOU! DON'T! TREAT! WIMMEN! LIKE! THAT! -Nick Cage in 'Con Air' beating up Danny Trejo. Why couldn't yeh have put the bunneh back in the bawks?
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nonrev
Don Corleone
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Post by nonrev on May 11, 2009 23:22:51 GMT -5
: "Big Gulps huh? Alright!" *awkward silence : "Welp, see ya later!" and no movie quote thread is complete without...
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on May 11, 2009 23:28:48 GMT -5
Also, never forget that while playing football for West Canaan may've been the opportunity of your lifetime:
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Post by Nacho STAYS Hyped on May 11, 2009 23:30:19 GMT -5
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Post by Pooh Carlson on May 12, 2009 0:15:59 GMT -5
: "Big Gulps huh? Alright!" *awkward silence : "Welp, see ya later!" Me and my friends say that whenever there is an awkward point in conversation. Also, "IT'S NOT ABOUT BEIN' BRAVE, JIMMY!" I hated that line in King Kong so much that it inspired me to include it in a school movie project I was filming at the time.
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Post by Evilution E5150 on May 12, 2009 0:24:04 GMT -5
Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else
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Post by Jason Todd Grisham on May 12, 2009 0:25:32 GMT -5
"I'm going to kill you all kinds of dead."
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on May 12, 2009 0:44:09 GMT -5
I just saw Watchmen at the dollar theater down the street, it was about half full. When Rorshach said "I'm not locked in here with you! You're locked in here with ME!", everyone started laughing. I thought that was a pretty bad ass line but according to everybody else it was hilarious.
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Post by Cela on May 12, 2009 0:44:34 GMT -5
Yeah, you can take it to the bank... the blood bank
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Post by slasher911 on May 12, 2009 1:20:03 GMT -5
"If you hang up, I will kill you."
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