Samoa Kenny
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Post by Samoa Kenny on May 6, 2009 9:47:10 GMT -5
No one else was expecting a "you can't see me" shirt?
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Post by "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat on May 6, 2009 9:54:20 GMT -5
Those reviews are EPIC!!
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Tarik Dee
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Post by Tarik Dee on May 6, 2009 10:42:57 GMT -5
I click on the link but i still dont see the joke, are the reviews the joke?
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on May 6, 2009 10:59:12 GMT -5
I don't get it.
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Post by ChibiDiablo on May 6, 2009 11:39:24 GMT -5
Did you also view zubaz?
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Post by deadmanlfc on May 6, 2009 11:43:32 GMT -5
Okay so I clicked and read the awesome reviews. My favourite?
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The Line
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Post by The Line on May 6, 2009 11:49:01 GMT -5
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
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Post by ChibiDiablo on May 6, 2009 11:50:45 GMT -5
I hope that guy really thinks wolves attract women
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nate5054
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Post by nate5054 on May 6, 2009 11:54:34 GMT -5
Just read the reviews, peons. At first I was insulted at the idea a mere shirt could be better than my puny life. But after reading the reviews, I stand corrected.
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Post by bibboid on May 6, 2009 12:06:13 GMT -5
I am afraid to buy this shirt. I already own a shirt with one wolf on it and if I put the two of them in a drawer together my one wolf shirt would probably be so totally overwhelmed by the awesomeness of the three wolf shirt that it would pee all over my other shirts.
And then my shirts would all smell like wolf pee.
And that would not be cool.
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CM Dazz
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Post by CM Dazz on May 6, 2009 12:12:39 GMT -5
That was one of the greatest things I've ever read!
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on May 6, 2009 12:29:43 GMT -5
Heh, I was so inspired I had to pen my own review. Tis there now.
Edit: Ah, they gotta approve it first.. so it may never appear.. eh well here's my contribution if the man tries to keep me down:
Much like Duran Duran,I smell like I sound, I'm lost and I'm found And I'm hungry like the wolf- and it's so gratifying to finally have a garment, nay a mythic tunic, that exemplifies that and shows that to the world. Truly this is no mere cotton tshirt, but a talisman, a textile totem showing all who see it the wolfish nature in the wearer and indeed themselves. The fact that it is a wolf pack speaks to the union of all things, whereas if it was a lone wolf howling at the moon in a lonely manner, all that would be shown is the wearer's own primal nature, strength, and ferocity. Instead, the great spirit, mother earth, or inspector #35 crafted the image to show that we're all wolves, really, deep down, all howling toward the moon in a spirit of furry togetherness.
So powerful is this totem, this image that makes all realize the power inherent if they embrace their own big bad wolf spirit, it makes all those who see it stop and stare. Why, I ventured from forth from my home, my den as it were, wearing this shirt and nothing else, so confident was I in its power and allure, and I was not disappointed. Everywhere I went people stopped, gawked and stared, pointing at the shirt as if to say- "There, there is the answer I have been searching for." It gave me great pride to spread the message of the shirt, though I fear it might've been too much for some, as there were also gasps and a few screams, but I took that to mean they were confronting the wolf within me, and they'll be the better for it in the long run, all because of the majesty of this tshirt. It gives me great pride I was able to share that with the world, though I understand how it could upset the status quo and those in power, and indeed that is what happened, as 'officers of the law' eventually accosted me to " put on some pants you wolf loving freak!", surely guessing that the shirt would bring about the dawning of a new era, a wolf era. But those of us who are pioneers, trailblazers, and prophets are almost always misunderstood, and so it was with me and my wolf totem. As I sit here in this cell awaiting arraignment, I marvel at the power I sensed in one mere afternoon of wearing the wolf shirt, and showing it off to those who wondered at its glory, and can not wait to be free like the wolfs on said magical tshirt, to spread its message of fuzzy harmony once again. Come quickly my lawyers, so that I may escape this confinement and roam free, showing the shirt across the fruited plains once again. The world needs to see.
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Post by Dangery Scubba on May 6, 2009 12:45:48 GMT -5
This is just as good as the reviews for the "Looking For-Best of David Hasselhoff" album that's on there.
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Post by Free Hat on May 6, 2009 13:04:09 GMT -5
I know a guy who actually wears shirts like this. These reviews remind me of something he'd say, except he'd be dead serious about it.
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Post by Toom E. Guci on May 6, 2009 13:21:34 GMT -5
This is just as good as the reviews for the "Looking For-Best of David Hasselhoff" album that's on there. People badmouthed MY David Haselhoff?!?!? I AM APALLED!!
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Post by Shy Guy on May 6, 2009 13:24:57 GMT -5
i don't get it
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on May 6, 2009 15:58:10 GMT -5
Admit it. If you saw a guy wearing that shirt, you'd be all over him like a monkey on a cupcake.
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Post by Alucard on May 6, 2009 16:02:37 GMT -5
Admit it. If you saw a guy wearing that shirt, you'd be all over him like a monkey on a cupcake. Wow...I...kind of regret turning sigs back on.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on May 6, 2009 16:06:48 GMT -5
Admit it. If you saw a guy wearing that shirt, you'd be all over him like a monkey on a cupcake. Wow...I...kind of regret turning sigs back on. Hey now.
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Post by Man Hating Horace on May 7, 2009 0:36:31 GMT -5
I bought one, along with a Dale Earnhart Commemorative Model Train.
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