Agent P
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wooo
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Post by Agent P on Mar 12, 2009 2:43:26 GMT -5
Have a chess tournament with Stone Cold, Mr. Backlund and Jonathan Taylor Thomas
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Space City's Own
Don Corleone
I am literally the greatest person to ever live.
Posts: 1,530
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Post by Space City's Own on Mar 12, 2009 3:11:19 GMT -5
Flair Flop, continuously, from the start of the show, to the end.
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Post by Long Live the Stream on Mar 12, 2009 3:16:07 GMT -5
Stand in the front row, with a red backwards hat, holding up a sign that says: "Leave the Memories Alone"
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thrillionaire
Tommy Wiseau
We prefer to be called 'big boned failure turtles'
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Post by thrillionaire on Mar 12, 2009 4:56:24 GMT -5
Do the worm
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Lino
Samurai Cop
We are one.
Posts: 2,301
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Post by Lino on Mar 12, 2009 4:57:07 GMT -5
kick the crap outta the Jonas Brothers
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Agent P
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wooo
Posts: 18,180
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Post by Agent P on Mar 12, 2009 5:27:14 GMT -5
...and the Naked Brothers
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Space City's Own
Don Corleone
I am literally the greatest person to ever live.
Posts: 1,530
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Post by Space City's Own on Mar 12, 2009 6:11:24 GMT -5
Moar liek make out with the Jonas Brothers MIHORRIBLYHORRIBLYWRONG?
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Mar 12, 2009 7:54:10 GMT -5
Have a backstage segment with R-Truth that goes like this:
R-Truth: What's up?
Flair: WOOOOOO!
R-Truth: What's up?
Flair: WOOOOOO!
R-Truth: What's up?
Flair: WOOOOOO!
This would go on for about another minute.
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krzykraka
Don Corleone
The man who will break FLAIR'S 16x Record
Posts: 1,732
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Post by krzykraka on Mar 12, 2009 8:05:12 GMT -5
THIS. I am the one of the biggest Ric Flair fans there is, but sadly do not want him there to tarnish last years great WM moment and the send off he got on Raw. If he has to show up ,let it be to introduce the guy who will be facing Jericho.
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Mar 12, 2009 8:06:06 GMT -5
HBK comes out to the ring, the lights go dark, but instead of the expected bong there's then a woooooooooo and Flair walks/struts down to the ring.
Shawn asks what is going on in a goofy degenerate manner, Ric then realises he got the wrong year and starts to leave.
However the lights go out for a few seconds and in Flair's place stands the undertaker wearing Flair's robe and a blonde wig and launches a surprise attack HBK.
It's later revealed that Flair wasn't senile but was in cahoots with the undertaker which eventually leads into the Undertaker's retirement angle.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Mar 12, 2009 8:10:29 GMT -5
HBK comes out to the ring, the lights go dark, but instead of the expected bong there's then a woooooooooo and Flair walks/struts down to the ring. Shawn asks what is going on in a goofy degenerate manner, Ric then realises he got the wrong year and starts to leave. However the lights go out for a few seconds and in Flair's place stands the undertaker wearing Flair's robe and a blonde wig and launches a surprise attack HBK. It's later revealed that Flair wasn't senile but was in cahoots with the undertaker which eventually leads into the Undertaker's retirement angle. The thought of Undertaker dressed up as Ric Flair is hilarious!
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randomranter
Dennis Stamp
When you grow up....... YOU'RE GONNA BE WROOOOOONG!!!!
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Post by randomranter on Mar 12, 2009 8:44:30 GMT -5
I don't know where we're supposed to be with the numbering, so I'll just start at 50:
50) Convince Trish to pose naked in Playboy by promising her a ride on Space Mountain.
51) Play the clip of Jericho punching out that girl, say "You're not doing it right. Let me show you how it's done", and then proceed to beat up Michael Cole.
52) Be the guest timekeeper by struttind and doing an elbowdrop on the ring bell at the beginning and end of every match. (Though that would probably hurt. A lot.)
53) Attempt to explain Kane's backstory to the crowd, replacing sexual references with "WOOOOOOOOO". "Paul Bearer met the Undertaker's mother and WOOOOOOOO". "......and after Katie died, Kane WOOOOOOOOOO".
54) Take Mae Young to the back and have his way with her. They can announce that she gave birth to the other hand at WM26.
55) Get financial advice from JBL.
56) Actually listen to that advice.
57) Repeat Edge's "WRONG" promo from Raw.
58) Have a Live Sex celebration with Lita so I can see her other tit.
59) shill for Wrestlecrap on the air.
60) Repeat #50, replacing Trish with Melina, Kelly Kelly, Layla, Stacey Kiebler, and Terri Runnels.
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Beast Army Ass
Hank Scorpio
What being a Philadelphia sports fan feels like.
Posts: 7,149
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Post by Beast Army Ass on Mar 12, 2009 12:07:17 GMT -5
Run the concession stand. Just for the visual.
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Post by Beantown33 on Mar 12, 2009 13:43:31 GMT -5
i would love to see the celebrity strut off. but how about ric flair dancing with the stars. guest commentator for the taker/hbk or jericho/legend matches
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Mar 12, 2009 13:47:48 GMT -5
Cut a shoot promo about Kizarny.
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mongo
Mike the Goon
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Post by mongo on Mar 12, 2009 14:35:15 GMT -5
Get into the ring and cut an entire promo while talking into his book.
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Post by Jock Ass on Mar 12, 2009 14:45:23 GMT -5
WrestleMania ring cart racing!
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MAGGLE
Dennis Stamp
Sigs/Avatars cannot exceed 1MB
Posts: 4,511
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Post by MAGGLE on Mar 12, 2009 15:11:34 GMT -5
Dropkick a rabbid
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Post by Joseph S. Hasan on Mar 12, 2009 15:20:54 GMT -5
Read from a phone book, assemble a bicycle, eat an ice cream sundae- whatever he does, it will be awesome because Ric Flair is awesome.
WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Post by FrankGotch on Mar 12, 2009 15:29:27 GMT -5
I'm sure its already been said, but...
Rice Flair.
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