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Post by David Otunga: Eternian at Law on Mar 3, 2009 17:25:01 GMT -5
That whole segment had me laughing. Starting with clearly the match was not even important. Then we learned that despite both women holding title belts neither woman knows how to use a mike for their lives they were both TERRIBLE, next we have Jillian waiting doubled over FOREVER for K2 to drag her ass to that top rope for a finisher, I swear I was waiting for Jillian to yell, 'Can you hurry the hell up?'.
Cap all that off with Melina using the classic blind face back turn.
Maryse's hotness and DDT were the only highlights of the whole segment...well okay Micki pulled some great moves as well, not that the camera was paying any attention to the ugh....wrestling.
lol
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Post by Rorschach on Mar 3, 2009 17:27:04 GMT -5
That whole segment had me laughing. Starting with clearly the match was not even important. Then we learned that despite both women holding title belts neither woman knows how to use a mike for their lives they were both TERRIBLE, next we have Jillian waiting doubled over FOREVER for K2 to drag her ass to that top rope for a finisher, I swear I was waiting for Jillian to yell, 'Can you hurry the hell up?'. Cap all that off with Melina using the classic blind face back turn. Maryse's hotness and DDT were the only highlights of the whole segment...well okay Micki pulled some great moves as well, not that the camera was paying any attention to the ugh....wrestling. lol Mickie messed up a couple of sequences, but she still managed to be the highlight of the "match". Any TV time Mickie gets is fine by me. Though it's a pretty bad sign when your entire MATCH is shown up by one freakin' DDT. Thank you, Maryse. You saved that segment from being a total waste of time.
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Post by GaTechGrad on Mar 3, 2009 18:24:29 GMT -5
Easy answer:
because she's hot
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Mar 3, 2009 18:26:17 GMT -5
Yeah I wasn't expecting that. I can feel another Women's Lumberjack match at 'Mania. Though instead of Maryse vs Melina, I'd prefer it to be Natalya vs Beth.
But yeah, Maryse is stupidly hot.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Mar 3, 2009 20:40:54 GMT -5
I don't get Maryse's appeal. What's another orange-skinned platinum blonde to the world?
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Post by Shy Guy on Mar 3, 2009 20:49:40 GMT -5
i watched raw today with this 9 year old i babysit, and all she had to say about maryse was that she looked like jessica simpson, but with bigger boobs.
and jessica simpson has some pretty big boobs.
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Post by The Genesis of KoOS on Mar 3, 2009 20:52:30 GMT -5
I don't get Maryse's appeal. What's another orange-skinned platinum blonde to the world? She actually has a personality and natural charisma?
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Post by WWE Trademarked My Name on Mar 3, 2009 20:52:55 GMT -5
I don't care why she was there. I wish she'd show up more since I don't get MyNetwork TV and she gives me funny feelings in the pants. ;D
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Mar 3, 2009 20:53:22 GMT -5
I don't get Maryse's appeal. What's another orange-skinned platinum blonde to the world? She actually has a personality and natural charisma? I hadn't noticed.
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Post by Steveweiser on Mar 3, 2009 21:01:04 GMT -5
This week's SD seems to take this in another direction.
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Post by thedon on Mar 3, 2009 21:06:13 GMT -5
Because she's hot and she deserves to be on a TV screen.
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Mar 3, 2009 21:52:52 GMT -5
Because she was invited! But why was Melina there?
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Post by casualobserver on Mar 3, 2009 21:58:43 GMT -5
That whole segment had me laughing. Starting with clearly the match was not even important. Then we learned that despite both women holding title belts neither woman knows how to use a mike for their lives they were both TERRIBLE, next we have Jillian waiting doubled over FOREVER for K2 to drag her ass to that top rope for a finisher, I swear I was waiting for Jillian to yell, 'Can you hurry the hell up?'. Cap all that off with Melina using the classic blind face back turn. Maryse's hotness and DDT were the only highlights of the whole segment...well okay Micki pulled some great moves as well, not that the camera was paying any attention to the ugh....wrestling. lol The highlight for me was Melina torn between selling the DDT and pulling down her ultra-short skirt.
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Mar 3, 2009 22:03:45 GMT -5
The highlight for me was Melina torn between selling the DDT and pulling down her ultra-short skirt. If she really wanted to sell like a professional, she would have lied there motionless, even if her <<choose your favorite anatomy word>> was on display for everyone to see. I'm not a perv or anything, I am just very serious about seeing wrestlers respect the art of the sell. It's all about the art.
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Post by Lazy peon on Mar 3, 2009 22:10:40 GMT -5
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Post by Miss RKO on Mar 3, 2009 22:16:00 GMT -5
The highlight for me was Melina torn between selling the DDT and pulling down her ultra-short skirt. If she really wanted to sell like a professional, she would have lied there motionless, even if her <<choose your favorite anatomy word>> was on display for everyone to see. I'm not a perv or anything, I am just very serious about seeing wrestlers respect the art of the sell. It's all about the art. She was wearing panties why would she worry if something was seen?
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Mar 3, 2009 22:18:25 GMT -5
No reason needed. Indeed.
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Mar 3, 2009 22:20:18 GMT -5
Ha ha, BUSTED -- green shirt guy's totally looking at her butt.
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Post by Miss RKO on Mar 3, 2009 22:22:13 GMT -5
Ha ha, BUSTED -- green shirt guy's totally looking at her butt. Who wouldnt?
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Mar 3, 2009 23:20:05 GMT -5
I don't get Maryse's appeal. What's another orange-skinned platinum blonde to the world? She actually has a personality and natural charisma? She does?
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