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Post by Will Has 'Til Five, Ref on Mar 3, 2009 0:34:27 GMT -5
Derek Smalls wants his foil-covered cucumber back, Cena.
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Post by Alucard on Mar 3, 2009 0:37:06 GMT -5
Should he call his finisher the crotch adjustment?
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Post by maniacmike on Mar 3, 2009 0:41:32 GMT -5
There was no boner. It was just the jeans. I am literally quoting my 8th grade health teacher here. 8TH GRADE HEALTH TEACHER: "It's not a boner!....There is..no..bone." (she said it like that too, with the ... representing short pauses) I knew you all knew that, but I found quoting her saying that hilarious as a 13 year old. Not so funny now, but still factual! That said, I didn't notice, but apparently some of you are watching more than just the matches.
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BillyBlood
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Post by BillyBlood on Mar 3, 2009 0:53:11 GMT -5
I think Vickie turned Cena on, c'mon, Cena must have had un natural thoughts about Vickie after those nude pics surfaced.
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Post by Beebs is the Final Girl on Mar 3, 2009 0:57:27 GMT -5
does this mean Cena is bisexual, not that there's anything wrong with that i'd probably like him more if he was
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Post by kidtamagotchi on Mar 3, 2009 1:10:36 GMT -5
Well, I saw 'it' flop. How can a person unsee something?
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Post by Beebs is the Final Girl on Mar 3, 2009 1:25:23 GMT -5
Well, I saw 'it' flop. How can a person unsee something? bleach to the brain?
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Post by Ash Kingston on Mar 3, 2009 1:27:35 GMT -5
Well, I used to run this Industrial Strength Brain Bleach side business, but since it doesn't actually exist, I kinda went under. Now I just offer helpful advice for unseeing things; hit yourself in the head with a shovel until you either forget it or basic mathematics.
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Post by kidtamagotchi on Mar 3, 2009 1:36:57 GMT -5
I'll use the brain bleach while hitting myself over the head with a shovel. That'll do the trick... It keeps flopping!
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Mar 3, 2009 1:38:41 GMT -5
I've still, mercifully, never noticed.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Mar 3, 2009 2:59:07 GMT -5
Caught me on my own announcement.
DAMN ME!
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Post by Beebs is the Final Girl on Mar 3, 2009 3:04:46 GMT -5
Caught me on my own announcement. DAMN ME![/quote for shame! what kind of Mod are u anyway? *you know i love ya, don't ban me*
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Post by Cela on Mar 3, 2009 3:20:54 GMT -5
Clearly they mean this, somehow.
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Post by sage on Mar 3, 2009 3:24:13 GMT -5
They are saying boner, but what they are technicaly asking for a pic of is proof of a bulge.... so... the question is, would that be considered sexualy esplicit? I think not. If it's there to see on the show, it should be safe on a forum. Anyhow, I don't know that I'd trust a denim bulge... denim just does that sometimes. If you want to see some impresive equipment, watch Kofi Kingston's matches. Just wow.
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Stotty
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Post by Stotty on Mar 3, 2009 3:57:42 GMT -5
is it just me, or is "I don't know that i'd trust a denim bulge" the greatest sentence ever used on the board?
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Mar 3, 2009 4:04:02 GMT -5
I can't believe that you guys are still staring at Cena's crotch.
He can't help it. He's Super Cena and therefore, he has a Super package.
I'll show myself out. I know the mods said no more sexually explicit posts.
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Nuka Cola
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Post by Nuka Cola on Mar 3, 2009 6:10:12 GMT -5
Maybe the REAL reason he has so much animosity towards Edge is he just wants a little piece of that action. With a Live Sex Celebration the next night on RAW. Between Vickie and Big Show, of course. Actually, I think that would be more horrifying than Cena and Edge. At least then, we could have a "Battle of the Boners". I apologize. I'll show myself out. There goes my breakfast
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Post by sage on Mar 3, 2009 6:23:00 GMT -5
is it just me, or is "I don't know that i'd trust a denim bulge" the greatest sentence ever used on the board? lol Do I get an award?
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Mar 3, 2009 11:17:08 GMT -5
They are saying boner, but what they are technicaly asking for a pic of is proof of a bulge.... so... the question is, would that be considered sexualy esplicit? I think not. If it's there to see on the show, it should be safe on a forum. Anyhow, I don't know that I'd trust a denim bulge... denim just does that sometimes. If you want to see some impresive equipment, watch Kofi Kingston's matches. Just wow. And someone understood the announcement... makes me feel proud. As for Kofi... don't get that in my head. He's one of my favorites, and I want to be able to enjoy his matches. It's going to turn into the RVD Butt Sweat thing all over again... I think Vickie turned Cena on, c'mon, Cena must have had un natural thoughts about Vickie after those nude pics surfaced. Who hasn't had those thoughts?
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Miss RKO
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Post by Miss RKO on Mar 3, 2009 11:19:22 GMT -5
And why were you looking at Cena's chain gang soldier? Who doesn't look at his solider? Seriously, the camera angle was right up at Cena's crotch. The VINTAGE Cena Boner was just there. Watching me. Mocking me. Lotioning. Oiling. Lotioning. Oiling. Because it first came up with Trish, which is understandable. But now... now Cena was going to spear him! I don't look...
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