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Post by currykid on May 18, 2009 6:43:02 GMT -5
So I am bored and decide to have lunch with my bisexual lady friend.
We are waiting for her girlfriend for about an hour and I tell her that I am starving. She is hungry too so she tells her gf that we're leaving.
And her girlfriend breaks up with her after a 3 year relationship because we wouldn't wait for lunch.
Pretty interesting lunch
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Post by Welfare Willis on May 18, 2009 6:44:55 GMT -5
So I am bored and decide to have lunch with my bisexual lady friend. We are waiting for her girlfriend for about an hour and I tell her that I am starving. She is hungry too so she tells her gf that we're leaving. And her girlfriend breaks up with her after a 3 year relationship because we wouldn't wait for lunch. Pretty interesting lunch Yeah...so did you tap it? |
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Post by Macho Dude Handy Damage on May 18, 2009 6:50:41 GMT -5
So I am bored and decide to have lunch with my bisexual lady friend. We are waiting for her girlfriend for about an hour and I tell her that I am starving. She is hungry too so she tells her gf that we're leaving. And her girlfriend breaks up with her after a 3 year relationship because we wouldn't wait for lunch. Pretty interesting lunch Yeah...so did you tap it? Going straight to the real dirt, yeah! So did ya? |
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Post by Phosphor Glow on May 18, 2009 6:51:11 GMT -5
For three years...that's pretty f***ing depressing really.
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Post by Johawn on May 18, 2009 7:03:27 GMT -5
It's probably a good thing. A couple weeks after I got with my girl her ex-girlfriend calls her (they were still like, best friends) and starts screaming at her for coming to my house for the weekend and makes her choose between us. Three years going out with her and ten of being friends vs. dating me for two weeks and having met me three times before that. She says I'm the best thing that could've possibly come along. I rule. Mhm.
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Post by i.Sarita.com on May 18, 2009 11:52:10 GMT -5
I'm gonna go ahead and assume that there was some other issues going on that caused that break up, and not just the missing of said lunch.
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Post by bibboid on May 18, 2009 12:24:54 GMT -5
So, what'd ya have fer lunch?
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Post by Ace Baretta on May 18, 2009 12:30:06 GMT -5
I'm gonna go ahead and assume that there was some other issues going on that caused that break up, and not just the missing of said lunch. Very much this |
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Post by currykid on May 18, 2009 12:45:58 GMT -5
Sandwiches and then Street Fighter 4
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on May 18, 2009 13:29:00 GMT -5
Sandwiches and then Street Fighter 4 That does not sound like a very balanced meal. |
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Post by Welfare Willis on May 18, 2009 13:37:51 GMT -5
Sandwiches and then Street Fighter 4 That does not sound like a very balanced meal. I have a feeling eating Blanka may be hazardous to your health. |
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Post by blef on May 18, 2009 13:40:01 GMT -5
I'm gonna go ahead and assume that there was some other issues going on that caused that break up, and not just the missing of said lunch. Very much this Yeah. Sounds like she was waiting for the proverbial "straw to break the camel's back," which means she had lotsa problems with the relationship and wanted a quick way out. |
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Post by Loki on May 18, 2009 13:49:14 GMT -5
If not waiting for lunch is a valid reason to flush down the toilet 3 years worth of relationship, I suppose said relationship was on life-support already.
Either that's about 4th graders...
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Post by Alucard on May 18, 2009 13:57:55 GMT -5
Homewrecker!
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Post by mrwednesdaynight on May 18, 2009 15:24:02 GMT -5
Yes, Katy Perry turned an entire generation of girls lesbian but all those girls are going to learn what us guys have know forever, women are insane. Seriously, how can you even tell someone with a straight face i'm breaking up with you after three years because you didn't wait for me when you got lunch. I've heard some lame excuses in my time but that is right up there. My favorite still is "I'm breaking up with you because I'm depressed about the economy." I had a good laugh.
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Post by ChibiDiablo on May 18, 2009 15:33:56 GMT -5
It's probably a good thing. A couple weeks after I got with my girl her ex-girlfriend calls her (they were still like, best friends) and starts screaming at her for coming to my house for the weekend and makes her choose between us. Three years going out with her and ten of being friends vs. dating me for two weeks and having met me three times before that. She says I'm the best thing that could've possibly come along. I rule. Mhm. Yeah I've been out with girls that crazy before |
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on May 18, 2009 16:06:57 GMT -5
So she's single now?  .....  |
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Post by The Wraith on May 18, 2009 16:09:30 GMT -5
Sandwiches and then Street Fighter 4 Sandwiches and Street Fighter IV: The Rise and Fall of Ryu |
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Post by animalboy on May 18, 2009 16:19:52 GMT -5
Is every girl bisexual now?
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Post by CM Dazz on May 18, 2009 17:40:40 GMT -5
Is every girl bisexual now? I wish |
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