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Post by aka Cthulhu on May 16, 2009 13:52:17 GMT -5
By a frog. Two frogs, damn it. I was about to go to sleep right about now my slight fear of frogs has made me post this. In any case -- I was about to go to sleep, so I went to the bathroom to take a piss, when I discovered the hellspawn sitting near the toilet. After debating to myself if I should use the medic helmet I had to capture the beast, to release it outside without having to touch the skin of it, I decided to go down to the first floor to do my business.
There was another frog. The universe must have taken all the bad karma I probably deserve over the years and decided that tonight would be a good night to f*** with me. I hate frogs, I hate being near them, and I hate every frog thing that they do.
I went outside and used a tree as a urinal. Damn it!
*shakes fist*
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Post by emoney3265 on May 16, 2009 13:55:54 GMT -5
Where the hell do you live sir?
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on May 16, 2009 13:58:54 GMT -5
Ah, I love frogs.
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Post by FrankGotch on May 16, 2009 14:00:21 GMT -5
Frogs are harmless its the toads you gotta watch out for. The small brightly colored ones will kill you, but even then you have to take the initiative to stick the thing in your mouth.
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Post by knightrider01 on May 16, 2009 14:24:03 GMT -5
Frogs are harmless its the toads you gotta watch out for. The small brightly colored ones will kill you, but even then you have to take the initiative to stick the thing in your mouth. *spits out brightly colored toad* What? |
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Post by FrankGotch on May 16, 2009 14:27:05 GMT -5
Frogs are harmless its the toads you gotta watch out for. The small brightly colored ones will kill you, but even then you have to take the initiative to stick the thing in your mouth. *spits out brightly colored toad* What? Whatever you do don't swallow! On second thought go ahead swallow. That's probably best for everyone involved |
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Post by Janitor From Mars on May 16, 2009 15:05:54 GMT -5
At least you weren't gonna kill 'em.
I hate bugs but lately, I have started to leave them alone, except for ants and spiders, which I always kill out of habit.
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2009 15:32:04 GMT -5
Such a Lovecraftian fear to have.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on May 16, 2009 17:16:54 GMT -5
At least it wasn't part of an army of frogs being ridden by an army of mice.  "Onward, my warty companion!" |
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Post by Sir Woodrow on May 16, 2009 18:09:28 GMT -5
Cthulhu is scared of Frogs.
*Writes this down for future reference*
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Post by forgottensinpwf on May 16, 2009 18:17:27 GMT -5
 Cthulu's mortal enemy |
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on May 16, 2009 21:43:10 GMT -5
By a frog. Two frogs, damn it. I was about to go to sleep right about now my slight fear of frogs has made me post this. In any case -- I was about to go to sleep, so I went to the bathroom to take a piss, when I discovered the hellspawn sitting near the toilet. After debating to myself if I should use the medic helmet I had to capture the beast, to release it outside without having to touch the skin of it, I decided to go down to the first floor to do my business. There was another frog. The universe must have taken all the bad karma I probably deserve over the years and decided that tonight would be a good night to snork with me. I hate frogs, I hate being near them, and I hate every frog thing that they do. I went outside and used a tree as a urinal. Damn it! *shakes fist* Play him off, Keyboard Cat! |
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Post by The Harbinger of Tragedy on May 16, 2009 21:46:19 GMT -5
*superkicks the damn frogs and offers them up as trophies*
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Post by J is Justice on May 16, 2009 21:56:38 GMT -5
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on May 16, 2009 21:58:00 GMT -5
I guess I shouldn't give you this as a gift then:  |
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Post by Grendel on May 16, 2009 22:18:18 GMT -5
I guess I shouldn't give you this as a gift then: I gave that as a gag gift one year. The gal I gave it to has to watch it all the time because her kids love the movie. |
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Post by aka Cthulhu on May 17, 2009 14:15:48 GMT -5
Kinda weird, but I don't dislike frogs if they're not near me. Hell, Toxicroak and Croagunk are one of my favorite pokemons.
Still, had a bad dream involving frogs when I took a nap earlier. Somehow this makes the feeling of defeat even worse.
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Post by Viking Snad on May 17, 2009 15:41:48 GMT -5
I, too, fear frogs. And mice. A lot.  |
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Post by Paul Servo on May 17, 2009 16:12:10 GMT -5
The frogs knew you played Frogger a lot and sucked at it.
It's revenge for their fallen pixilated bretern
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on May 17, 2009 17:48:54 GMT -5
I hate frogs, I hate being near them, and I hate every frog thing that they do. But... I... like you...  Kinda weird, but I don't dislike frogs if they're not near me. ... WILL YOU MAKE UP YOUR DAMNED MIND?!! |
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