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Post by skiller on May 14, 2009 23:20:25 GMT -5
I'd like to write my match.
Above Average. Double A, the Inter-Forum Champion. Last week lightening must have stuck twice after you managed to sneak a pin on me... twice. But I believe that something so far fetched won't happen again. People have been asking me, they've been asking me what's on my mind after last week. They think that maybe I'm losing my touch. Well maybe I was distracted last week. Maybe it was my birthday and I ate too much chocolate cake and drunk a little more than I should have. But putting all that aside here's the bottom line, next week after I beat you. 1-2-3. Or maybe you tap out instead. I'm cashing in a cheque for your Inter-Forum Title. When I beat you, and I will, any member of the Corporation, my family gets a title shot when we want, where we want.
Double A, I've heard you described as the most fightingest champion in this company. I disagree. A champion is only as good as his competition and you haven't been tested yet. You haven't proven anything apart from the fact you can wear a title around your waist. I plan to test your metal, show you where your cracks are. Because at the end of the day we still run this place.
I am the Technical Professional. Hope you don't forget it.
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2009 23:26:10 GMT -5
Heatz!!1
Relegate Hunter V. SuperSmark
Brahma Bull V. Stevierichardsfan Babyface
Main Event: Heatz!!1 Championship Match Legion VS Viva Los Bio Dome(c)
NiteRaw
grbjazzman V. M.O.P. and Cthulhu
Above Average V. Starshine Being written by Starshine
Six Man Hardcore Tag Team Match: Evil Masked wordlifeecw, General of the Monkey Army, and Jonathan Michaels V. "Evil La Parka", Headbanger Man, and TTS
Motor-Colt V. Sqaure Being written by Motor-Colt
Main Event: Championship Of Honor: Aaron Enigma V. Seth Drakin (c)
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on May 14, 2009 23:55:26 GMT -5
Sent my resume in, but I figured I'd put up a "debut" promo.
*Cut to TV showing a fuzzy screen. The screen stays for a good 10 seconds or so before the picture changes, showing a man with his head down, obstructing any view of his face.*
Man: They don't expect me. The wrestlers, the fans.... they don't know what is coming their way very soon.
But I know. And I'm waiting.
Because when they realize what's going to be unleashed...
When they realize who I am....
They'll know. They'll all know.
Expect me.
*Cut to static*
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THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on May 15, 2009 0:26:04 GMT -5
I tell the powers that be to feed me a new opponent. Instead, they feed me a literal nobody. Who the hell is Legion? This guy means nothing to me. I haven't ever spoken to him, I've never seen him speak, period. Who is this guy?
Oh well, another forgettable WWCF Superstar to cast away in to the dregs of failure. Things are gonna get sticky, and purple.
I'm hungry.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 15, 2009 1:10:25 GMT -5
Seth: This monday, I defend my great Championship of Honor against Aaron Enigma. Aaron, you should thank Little Naitch and the Higher Power for allowing you to have this shot at my belt because personally, I don't think you should be here as you don't even have enough respect for this belt to call it what it is....it is not gold....it is platinum. Platinum is better than gold and to call this belt gold is an insult to the honor of this championship.
Another insult to this honor is the fact that this will only be a week away from a world title match against Little Naitch in a match where I know damn well Little Naitch wants to end my life. But because I am honorable, I will prevail in this match and I will survive Little Naitch's best shots at ending my life at the STCS.
You see, Aaron.....I have figured it out now. All I need to do is defeat you and make sure that Little Naitch doesnt kill me. You see, I am no longer afraid of that dog collar. Little Naitch.....I am no longer afraid of you. Aaron, I am tired of all of your cockiness and I am tired of you. After I retain my title, you wont get another chance at it. You still don't get it do you Seth? Let me clear a few things up. First off, my reference to gold was talk about getting my first title, not to your platnium belt. Second off, I'm cocky? You go around stating how great you are everytime you open your mouth. Even after I had beaten you, you thought of me as below your level. Third off, disagreeing with the higher power could prove devastating. If it wants to give me another shot if I fail, you would deny it?
Also, you seem to be concerned I'm going to try to destroy you on Monday. It is a match of honor and I will fight as such. I don't want to blow my first chance at getting a title. Regardless of your assumptions, I will be following the rules just like I did in the fatal 4-way match.
You say I insult the honor of the championship, yet you have done nothing except be a pawn of this "higher power" to earn it. A championship has no honor without prestige. Our conflicting opinions are what give the title its honor. Still, I don't understand a lot about it either. Where did it come from? Everything about the higher power is a mystery and you know I'm a detective Seth. I'll figure out what is going on eventually and I'll take your title from you in the process. Monday, The Head Detective solves his greatest mystery and becomes the first person to WIN the Championship of Honor. You could call that being cocky, I call it confidence. Either way, be prepared to Know Your Enemy. Seth: Aaron......when you have more main events under your belt (main event = bigger payday), you can afford to be as confident as I am.
Also, you want to know what makes this belt have so much honor. Well, there are so many things. One is that it is made out of platinum and not your lower class gold. Two is it was bestowed upon me by The Higher Power. Three is the rules. There is no way the champion can retain the belt by losing.....unlike other champions.
Now you keep saying that I should know my enemy. Well, I know you very well....I have been scouting you just in case you would find some way to worm your way into facing me again. And unlike M.O.P., I won't be as dumb as to get myself DQed because I know the rules (PS MOP, the only people who lose to rules are people who are not honorable to begin with).
Aaron, you have for days gotten by with the talk because the idea of being collared and linked to another man who wants to kill me scared me to death. I've been watching underdog movies all day to get me prepared for the underdog task that I will be doing.
You better know this enemy because this time, the enemy will not be taking you lightly like last time.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on May 15, 2009 1:31:18 GMT -5
Seth: Aaron......when you have more main events under your belt (main event = bigger payday), you can afford to be as confident as I am.
Also, you want to know what makes this belt have so much honor. Well, there are so many things. One is that it is made out of platinum and not your lower class gold. Two is it was bestowed upon me by The Higher Power. Three is the rules. There is no way the champion can retain the belt by losing.....unlike other champions.
Now you keep saying that I should know my enemy. Well, I know you very well....I have been scouting you just in case you would find some way to worm your way into facing me again. And unlike M.O.P., I won't be as dumb as to get myself DQed because I know the rules (PS MOP, the only people who lose to rules are people who are not honorable to begin with).
Aaron, you have for days gotten by with the talk because the idea of being collared and linked to another man who wants to kill me scared me to death. I've been watching underdog movies all day to get me prepared for the underdog task that I will be doing.
You better know this enemy because this time, the enemy will not be taking you lightly like last time. I wouldn't have it any other way Seth. Our match for the championship of honor will blow our other 1 on 1 match away. Just know that I don't take this lightly. You don't like me and I don't like you. I've been preparing for this more than I have any other match because this is my shot at gaining championship platnium.
You did point out one thing though, the fact that the titleholder cannot lose and retain the title. That's definitely an important factor in this.
We may hate each other Seth, however there is one thing I do respect about you and that is your honor. On Monday two different honors clash in a match for the ages. I am glad you are learning to Know Your Enemy Seth, because I guarantee you I have been the whole time.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on May 15, 2009 5:53:01 GMT -5
I can write a match if required. Writing short matches for Heatz! appears to be my forte.
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Post by Deleted on May 15, 2009 6:44:10 GMT -5
Sa naw I be havin mah sum Big Ol' Six mon to kill time?
Parka,Headbanger,Evil mon I dunna care Mon Ya get in me way ya goin down HARD Brudda
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Post by Jazzman on May 15, 2009 9:17:41 GMT -5
Lord EVIL... I shall take my match
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Post by Deleted on May 15, 2009 16:53:32 GMT -5
Heatz!!1
Relegate Hunter V. SuperSmark Being written by Headbanger Man
Brahma Bull V. Stevierichardsfan Babyface
Main Event: Heatz!!1 Championship Match Legion VS Viva Los Bio Dome(c)
NiteRaw
grbjazzman V. M.O.P. and Cthulhu Being written by grbjazzman
Above Average V. Starshine Being written by Starshine
Six Man Hardcore Tag Team Match: Evil Masked wordlifeecw, General of the Monkey Army, and Jonathan Michaels V. "Evil La Parka", Headbanger Man, and TTS Being written by Evil M
Motor-Colt V. Sqaure Being written by Motor-Colt
Main Event: Championship Of Honor: Aaron Enigma V. Seth Drakin (c)
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on May 15, 2009 19:00:26 GMT -5
I would assume me and Seth would collaborate for our title match, so you can probably at least sign me up for that for now.
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Post by Deleted on May 15, 2009 19:16:21 GMT -5
I would assume me and Seth would collaborate for our title match, so you can probably at least sign me up for that for now. Done. Heatz!!1 Relegate Hunter V. SuperSmarkBeing written by Headbanger Man Brahma Bull V. Stevierichardsfan Babyface Main Event: Heatz!!1 Championship Match Legion VS Viva Los Bio Dome(c) NiteRaw grbjazzman V. M.O.P. and CthulhuBeing written by grbjazzman Above Average V. StarshineBeing written by Starshine Six Man Hardcore Tag Team Match: Evil Masked wordlifeecw, General of the Monkey Army, and Jonathan Michaels V. "Evil La Parka", Headbanger Man, and TTSBeing written by Evil M Motor-Colt V. SqaureBeing written by Motor-Colt Main Event: Championship Of Honor: Aaron Enigma V. Seth Drakin (c) Being written by Aaron Enigma
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Post by Jazzman on May 16, 2009 15:25:23 GMT -5
Hey Evil... when you get results can you fire mine out my way?
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on May 16, 2009 16:16:46 GMT -5
Same, I assume they coming out soon.
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Post by Topher is Human on May 16, 2009 19:38:12 GMT -5
I would also like the results, got a particular ending in mind
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2009 19:49:35 GMT -5
All requests shall be honored.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on May 16, 2009 20:38:48 GMT -5
Good because I wanna get this done as soon as possible lol.
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2009 20:42:13 GMT -5
Good because I wanna get this done as soon as possible lol. Well, I suspect some people sent their votes to D-Dayve instead of me, so I'm waiting to see if I get a pm from Dave first.
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Post by skiller on May 16, 2009 23:18:06 GMT -5
Even if I don't make a request, can I get my result anyway?
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on May 17, 2009 12:05:24 GMT -5
I hope we get the results soon. I think things got screwed up because I originally messages D-Dave back with my votes and realized later to send them to EMW. I think in the future the person putting the show together should be the one that sends out the card because I'm sure it confused a good lot of us.
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