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Post by Dave at the Movies on Apr 21, 2009 5:53:48 GMT -5
Okay so this is what I got for the PPV so far. Opening Singles Match grbjazzman VS M.O.P. Hardcore Championship #1 Contenders Elimination Match Legion VS Headbanger Man VS stevierichardsfan babyface w/ Eli Heatz!!1 Championship Match Bull Whip Ladder Match(The person who can climb the ladder and grab the bull whip will win and get to whip their opponent seven times.) iViva Los Bio Dome! VS Koda(c) Hardcore Championship Hardcore Match Jonathan Michaels VS Evil Masked wordlifeecw(c) Tag Team Title Match RoughNReady: TTS and Whitey "Daddy Phat Sax" Fats w/The Sam VS The Non-American Heroes(Starshine and Square)(c) World Title Match littlenaitch w/The Sam VS King Motor-Colt(c) WWCF 16 Man BattleBowl Battle Royal Jonathan Michaels, KGX, Aaron Enigma, The Tank, M.O.P., Krazy E-Man, Tyfo, Stryker Dark Silence, Cthulhu, grbjazzman, Starshine, MiLo Duck, Seth Drakin, Above Average, Evil Masked wordlifeecw, "Evil La Parka" Hey guys this will be the card for the PPV unless I get any requests to change it. It will be sent out at noon today. I will also be doing a whole bunch of roster updates. There are some cool new profile pics I and other people make for themselves that I'll show when I update them.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Apr 21, 2009 6:17:08 GMT -5
Well, Metylerca and I didn't get the job done in Lethal Lottery. More specifically, Metylerca didn't. But I'm not gonna bitch and moan about it, because its no disgrace to lose to wrestlers the calibre of Aaron Enigma and Tank. I'm willing to bet either one of them has a great chance of winning that Battle Royal at Smurf The World.
Speaking of which, I have another opportunity at that PPV to take a step closer to the Hardcore Title. I need to dispose of Legion and Stevierichardsfan first, but I know that I have the drive to do so - both of them will find out, for the second time in Stevie's case, that I fight twice as hard as I rock, and that I'm willing to take extreme to new heights in my quest for championship gold.
So, Wordlife and my old friend Jonathan Michaels, once I win my #1 contender's match, I'll be watching your Hardcore Title bout with great interest. I'm gonna make a note of your every move, and then I'm gonna plan out how I can beat either one of you. Wordlife, I know you defend the title with great tenacity, and Michaels, I've been in the ring with you, and I know what lengths you go to for victory - after Serious Business, I dealt with injuries sustained from your new-fangled 'Tack Chair'. But I've got some tricks up my sleeve too, which you'll soon become aware of.
I've said all along that I aim to make my mark as soon as possible here in the WWCF. Sure, Lethal Lottery was a setback, but all it takes is for me to win 2 matches, and then the Hardcore gold will be mine. I've got an appetite for destruction that may never be sated, and at Smurf The World, both Legion and Stevie are gonna find out the hard way.
*chugs a beer, smashes the bottle over own head, and then wipes the blood off, smiling dementedly at the camera*
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2009 6:52:39 GMT -5
JA DE BETTA!'
Dammit me Mon
I be losin da Battlin bolo Match due to de Viva
It be because inted trainin' lyk He sposed to he be screwin wit' Da Grayhairs
Ahhh Well at leas' I be winnin de Fun match
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2009 8:23:52 GMT -5
Also Starshine that Technical Challenge is the funniest thing I've ever Read
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Post by Topher is Human on Apr 21, 2009 8:27:17 GMT -5
I'm willing to write up Me vs LittleNaitch, so if anyone has any ideas they'd like to imput, just let me know.
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Jazzman
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Post by Jazzman on Apr 21, 2009 10:13:04 GMT -5
I'll take my match... cuz that how I roll. Also, what you guys think of the heel promo?
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Apr 21, 2009 10:24:42 GMT -5
I'll take my match... cuz that how I roll. Also, what you guys think of the heel promo? I thought it was great, dude.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 21, 2009 10:30:31 GMT -5
*Backstage, Seth is being interviewed by G. Neric.* G. Neric: Last night, we saw Seth Drakin advance along with his partner Above Average advance to Battle Bowl in contreversal fashion and.......Seth: Contreversal? What are you talking about? I beat Motor Colt to the point as where the ref had to stop the match. There is no contreversy.G. Neric: Maybe in your eyes there was no contreversy, but Tyfo did help you two win your match.Seth: Tyfo didnt do jack squat in our match. Sure he didnt tag in his partner. but he didnt do a damn thing to effect the outcome. And yet somehow, because Little Naitch is his friend, he is still in Battle Bowl. To me, that makes no sense.....but he isnt really a threat and never has been a threat.G. Neric: Well, what about the fact that some people were saying that you could have pinned Motor Colt and won the match, but you decided to go too far by making sure Motor Colt had injuries.Seth: G............what did I tell everyone all week? I told them that each member of the Story had a receipt coming for what happened at Serious Business. Motor Colt got his receipt tonight and the receipts for the other three are coming soon......only it will be my decision on where, when, and how. Now if anyone has a problem with that, then they can try and stop me. G. Neric: Okay, what about your opponents at Battle Bowl?Seth: What about them? They are all going to lose and the only one who is going to be tough to defeat is my good friend, The Tank. The Tank wants his rematch and he knows damn well, that I want what was never fairly given to me...........a clean title shot.
Johnathan Michaels......stuntman extroadinaire....I know he will try to do something life threating, but this is not the match that he will be able to use those skills and he will be dealt with swiftly.
KGX........who the hell is he???
Aaron, EMW, and Above Average..............you are all members of the Story and you are all the main three who cost me the world title so it is going to be my pleasure to beat you and cost you your chance at the world title.
MOP and GRB Jazzman..........members of the Pride......there is an old saying that Pride comes before the fall and tonight, you will literally be in for the fall. You can play whatever music you like that makes your ears smile, but it wont mean a damn thing to me.
Krazy E-Man..............you are never a real threat. I expected some sort of retaliation for when I accidentally hit Eli with a lead pipe and I recieved nothing. You dont have the balls to eliminate me.
Tyfo.....like I said before, you shouldnt even be in here....but you are and because of that............you will lose again. You think you are all this hot stuff, but let me tell you this. At least with LN, he wants to earn everything. You on the otherhand would like nothing more than everything to be handed to you on a silver platter. Well, life doesnt work that way and you will not be getting anything.
Stryker and Milo............the Stryker Duck Silence, you two have become irrelevant to me. I defeated you Stryker at the Thunderdome because you were stupid enough to trust me and not be a member of the Crusade. MiLo............there is a receipt long in the making for you for putting me out of action for a month and a half. Oh, it will come and finally....I will be able to get that damn monkey off my back by defeating you.
Cthulu and Square..........I know you two will be working together to ensure that Cthulu wins because we all know Cthulu cant do anything on his own. Unlike The Story and Cult Chaos.............the Corporate is of no threat to me and Cthulu will once again see why I was the star of the NWC and he was riding on my coattails.
Which finally leads us to my former stablemate, Evil La Parka. I guess ELP felt he couldnt hold a candle to me or The Tank and did what Cthulu should have done by leaving. However, despite the nice thing I just said......I dont appreciate quitters and ELP, you are a quitter. You have sucumbed to the darkness and I will prove to you that light beats darkness.........if that means I have to eliminate you myself. G. Neric: Well, speaking of Little Naitch....he has a world title match against Motor Colt and if he wins and you win...........we might finally get that match everyone has been waiting for.Seth: Oh, you've been waiting for that match??? Well, you are going to have to wait some more because there is no way that Little Naitch is going to win. Little Naitch, despite what I said on him earning everything, did not earn this title shot. It should be me vs. Motor Colt and MC knows it, but is too afraid to face me one on one without backup. Just like last night, if Motor Colt doesnt have any backup.....he falls flat on his face. But I can wait for my time to get what I should be carrying and that is the world title. Now if you excuse me, I am done with this interview so see you later, chump.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 21, 2009 10:48:36 GMT -5
Seth: Oh yeah, almost forgot..............before I win Battle Bowl, I am going to announce at STW.....who the four men will be the will compete for a shot at my Championship Title of Honor. We already know that Aaron Enigma will be one of them, but we don't know who the other three will be, but I have a feeling they will be more than enough to take care of Aaron's dreams to be honorable.
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Jazzman
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Post by Jazzman on Apr 21, 2009 10:50:51 GMT -5
MOP and GRB Jazzman..........members of the Pride......there is an old saying that Pride comes before the fall and tonight, you will literally be in for the fall. You can play whatever music you like that makes your ears smile, but it wont mean a damn thing to me. *Jazzman is shown with The Pharris Borthers backstage* Mr. Drakin, how wrong you are. The Pride is dead. But interesting that you lump us together and you mention that Corporate is of no issue. Well, the way I see it, we dole the checks out around here and you are writing a check your body can't cash. Even the largest beacon of self-proclaimed good can be targeted Mr. Drakin, and in Battlebowl, Corporate will be gunning for you!
Now, onto to M.O.P. You sir aren't on my level. You and Metylerca got lucky to hope on my rising star when it was on it's way to the top. I've main-evented PPV's and live shows across this globe while you carried around a title like it meant something. Well I'm sorry to tell you, your career is nearly dead. Those tag belts were everything to you and Metylerca and now, Square and Star have them underneath the corporate umbrella and we are always looking to expand.*While Jazzman is talking, The Pharris brothers hear a voice through there earpieces and quietly walk away, unbeknown to Jazzman.* Which brings me to my final objective, Battlebowl itself. I'm not going in there to win. I was hired to do a job for Mr. Dave. I'm going in there to protect Cthulhu and help him become the #1 contender. If any of you want to get in my way to make that happen, so be it. I'll take anyone down and I know with the full backing of Corporate, our destiny will be achieved, right guys?*Jazzman turns around and sees no one is there as the camera fades to black*
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 21, 2009 11:07:10 GMT -5
MOP and GRB Jazzman..........members of the Pride......there is an old saying that Pride comes before the fall and tonight, you will literally be in for the fall. You can play whatever music you like that makes your ears smile, but it wont mean a damn thing to me. *Jazzman is shown with The Pharris Borthers backstage* Mr. Drakin, how wrong you are. The Pride is dead. But interesting that you lump us together and you mention that Corporate is of no issue. Well, the way I see it, we dole the checks out around here and you are writing a check your body can't cash. Even the largest beacon of self-proclaimed good can be targeted Mr. Drakin, and in Battlebowl, Corporate will be gunning for you!
Now, onto to M.O.P. You sir aren't on my level. You and Metylerca got lucky to hope on my rising star when it was on it's way to the top. I've main-evented PPV's and live shows across this globe while you carried around a title like it meant something. Well I'm sorry to tell you, your career is nearly dead. Those tag belts were everything to you and Metylerca and now, Square and Star have them underneath the corporate umbrella and we are always looking to expand.*While Jazzman is talking, The Pharris brothers hear a voice through there earpieces and quietly walk away, unbeknown to Jazzman.* Which brings me to my final objective, Battlebowl itself. I'm not going in there to win. I was hired to do a job for Mr. Dave. I'm going in there to protect Cthulhu and help him become the #1 contender. If any of you want to get in my way to make that happen, so be it. I'll take anyone down and I know with the full backing of Corporate, our destiny will be achieved, right guys?*Jazzman turns around and sees no one is there as the camera fades to black* Seth: Hmm.....so it seems that Cthulu needs your help to win as well. How very typical? Cthulu was nothing more than a rat before I saw him and what do I get for helping him out by making him a threat, failure on his end.
I must apologize for not realizing you were now a member of the Corporate, but you see.....the Corporate has never caught my eye even once so I can see where I missed you joining.
Play whatever tune you like Jazzman, but in the end.....I will be coming out on top and no one else. The Corporate has shown by not wanting a shot at the Championship of Honor, which means they have no honor so I cant allow someone without honor.
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Apr 21, 2009 11:21:12 GMT -5
Wow....I've been getting screwed over a lot lately, huh?
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Post by Square on Apr 21, 2009 12:00:48 GMT -5
Wow....I've been getting screwed over a lot lately, huh? I know the feeling dude
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Dave at the Movies
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Apr 21, 2009 13:07:06 GMT -5
Wow....I've been getting screwed over a lot lately, huh? I know the feeling dude Stop whining. You are both WWCF champions. lol
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Dave at the Movies
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Apr 21, 2009 13:49:52 GMT -5
the card for STW has just been sent out for voting.
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Apr 21, 2009 14:02:26 GMT -5
Stop whining. You are both WWCF champions. lol I know that, I'm talking about how on Heatz! I got jumped by an entire stable, and on the following NiteRaw, I get screwed in my tag match because my "partner" wasn't there when I needed him. I'm starting to see a lot of sinners in WWCF, if you catch my drift.
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Post by Cyno on Apr 21, 2009 14:26:44 GMT -5
MOP and GRB Jazzman..........members of the Pride......there is an old saying that Pride comes before the fall and tonight, you will literally be in for the fall. You can play whatever music you like that makes your ears smile, but it wont mean a damn thing to me. *Jazzman is shown with The Pharris Borthers backstage* Mr. Drakin, how wrong you are. The Pride is dead. But interesting that you lump us together and you mention that Corporate is of no issue. Well, the way I see it, we dole the checks out around here and you are writing a check your body can't cash. Even the largest beacon of self-proclaimed good can be targeted Mr. Drakin, and in Battlebowl, Corporate will be gunning for you!
Now, onto to M.O.P. You sir aren't on my level. You and Metylerca got lucky to hope on my rising star when it was on it's way to the top. I've main-evented PPV's and live shows across this globe while you carried around a title like it meant something. Well I'm sorry to tell you, your career is nearly dead. Those tag belts were everything to you and Metylerca and now, Square and Star have them underneath the corporate umbrella and we are always looking to expand.*While Jazzman is talking, The Pharris brothers hear a voice through there earpieces and quietly walk away, unbeknown to Jazzman.* Which brings me to my final objective, Battlebowl itself. I'm not going in there to win. I was hired to do a job for Mr. Dave. I'm going in there to protect Cthulhu and help him become the #1 contender. If any of you want to get in my way to make that happen, so be it. I'll take anyone down and I know with the full backing of Corporate, our destiny will be achieved, right guys?*Jazzman turns around and sees no one is there as the camera fades to black* I think you misunderstand things, Jazzman. Who was the one who actually won championships? *points to self* This guy! What have you won since we formed the Pride? Absolutely nothing. Sure, you've main evented every once in awhile, but in the end it means nothing, because you blew every opportunity you had to actually make a difference. You don't get an A for Effort in the WWCF, old friend. All that matters are wins and loses. And right now, your average ain't looking so hot. Any wins you might have gotten are like what happens on the Garden State Parkway during Rush Hour: accidents. Your entire career is an accident!
You think becoming a Sellout will help you? You're being paid to help out Cthulhu. You aren't even going in to win it! You may have lost your Pride, but where's your honor? Your self-respect? Why do you want to be like the rest of these jabronis?
So, the way I see it, old friend, you weren't the breakout star of the Pride. I am. I am the FUTURE of this industry! I am the Savior of Sports Entertainment! You and Metylerca were holding me back from my true potential, and come Sunday, you'll be taking a Drive on the Turnpike.
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Dave at the Movies
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Apr 21, 2009 15:08:28 GMT -5
Hey guys I was thinking that we should make custom entrance videos(titantrons) for each character and put them up on youtube. I will also do the same for PPVs and their theme music and one for Niteraw and Heatz.
Is there anyone thats good with window movie maker that wants to help me make them?
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Legion
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Post by Legion on Apr 21, 2009 15:16:55 GMT -5
***Legion is seen in a library. There are books all over the shelves as you would expect, but there are also many strewn all over the floor. Legion is reading a copy of Paradise Lost by John Milton***
Once upon a time We were as star. We shone so brightly it would have been hard to look at us.
We were an original. We were here at the birth of this company. We had a partner once, but he left us. We don't begrudge him that though. We did once. But not any more. Now we want to return to our former glory; we want to shine again.
We came from nothing, we will not return to nothing. We fought our way to the top, but we fell. Now it's time to begin the ascent again.
This book claims that is it better to rule in hell than serve in heaven.
We're never going to get to heaven but we've been to Hell, we know Hell, we've ruled Hell.
Not it is time to bring Hell to the WWCF; A Hell that we shall rule over. When we win the contendorship to the Hardcore Title we shall go on to win that Title and our infernal reign shall begin.
This is our promise. This is our word. Ours is the Power, the Will and the Way.
For we are Legion and We are many.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Apr 21, 2009 15:38:40 GMT -5
Hey guys I was thinking that we should make custom entrance videos(titantrons) for each character and put them up on youtube. I will also do the same for PPVs and their theme music and one for Niteraw and Heatz. Is there anyone thats good with window movie maker that wants to help me make them? I use iMovie because I Have a Mac, it can put a Movie directly onto Youtube. In a couple of weeks when I am out of school (May 5 last day) I can definitely help. Until then my time is limited.
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