littlenaitch
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Post by littlenaitch on Apr 24, 2009 2:26:30 GMT -5
Littlenaitch is in his den watching the first ever matchup between himself and Motor-Cult when he begins to talk.
Littlenaitch - In just a few short days Colt, you and I will be stepping inside that ring for a third time against each other but this time with everything at stake. I have been working my ass off in the last three months working my way to get this opportunity and I know that you know that I will not blow this. I have worked too long and too hard to let this chance pass by me so that is why I am doing extra training and extra film study. I want to make sure that I know what mistakes I made in our first two matchups so that way I don't make those same mistakes again.
I have spotted a few mistakes that you made Colt and I am going to jump on those same mistakes if you make those again which I think you will. Nothing is going to get in my way from achieving my goal of becoming the WWCF World Heavyweight Champion. Now Colt, I have already talked to Sam and have informed him that he is not to interfere in our match in anyway, shape, or form. I know you'd rather have him in the back but he is contractually obligated to be at ringside with me so my hands are tied. I have also asked Tyfo not to come down either during the match and he has agreed so you don't need to worry about him either.
Now, this is definately the biggest match of my career here in this company and I am going to be well prepared for this bout. I have absolutely nothing to lose coming into this match even though I do feel some pressure but that pressure is not going to get to me. Since the champ hasn't spoken at all this week tells me that he is in very hard training for this match as he knows what I bring to the table. I will go on record in saying that Motor-Colt has definately been my toughest opponent in singles competition yet. Now I'm sure many people are gonna ask about all my matches against MiLo Duck and I will say that MiLo was very tough but each time I stepped into the ring against Colt, he brought out the best in me so I have to give him respect on that. So Colt, enjoy these last few days as champion because come Monday night, you are looking at the NEEEEEEEW WWCF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2009 6:42:13 GMT -5
No lie, I had to read that 5 times to understand it. That means it's working
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Post by Tyfo on Apr 24, 2009 7:10:42 GMT -5
Tyfo.....like I said before, you shouldnt even be in here....but you are and because of that............you will lose again. You think you are all this hot stuff, but let me tell you this. At least with LN, he wants to earn everything. You on the otherhand would like nothing more than everything to be handed to you on a silver platter. Well, life doesnt work that way and you will not be getting anything. [/color][/quote] Handed to me on a silver platter? Nothing was handed to me. I executed a well thought out plan and thus have been compensated accordingly.
If anything has been handed to anybody, it's you. I handed you my lethal lottery partner, Motor Colt on that silver platter you speak of and you rendered him unconscious. Not to mention that sham of a championship belt you've been carrying around.
Oh, but I guess that came from your "higher power" right? Looks more like something you'd find in the dumpster behind a pawn shop. The only people who will want to compete for that atrocity are guys with no talent or no self esteem, who can't win a real title. Which is probably why you started carrying it around.
At Smurf The World, littlenaitch will become the new WWCF Champion, and despite what you seem to believe, I will EARN my way to victory in Battle Bowl. Because I am the premiere talent in that match and the other 15 competitors will find out why!
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Post by Cyno on Apr 24, 2009 15:13:50 GMT -5
Wow, with an attitude like that I'm surprised we were teammates before. You see M.O.P. unlike you I've come to grips with who I really am. You see, if you’re in the business, you're in it for 1 reason, power. We go out each night and sacrifice our livelihood for thousands of screaming fans just to get a rush. I thought that campaigning 'the good fight' would be something that I would love and would help me, but instead I was left with nothing.
Now I see what I was missing. I was wrapping myself in a flag of lies and deceit that I never really identified with. The idea of pride and honor don't work well inside a corporate mainframe, so I discarded the tattered rags of deceit and showed my true self to the fans. You see, before 2005, I had everything. My life was going great and everything was coming up aces. Then Katrina hit and I lost it all. I was relocated in a trailer for months before moving up to Central New York to attempt to rebuild my life!
I’ve seen what playing by the rules gets you M.O.P.! You get looked down upon and taken advantage of! That’s why the Pride failed, we needed more aggression. We decided that if respected everyone we’d be rewarded with a move up the card. Well guess what, look at us now. Drifting apart because of your crazy attitude and my eyes opened to where the real power lies in this Company. As for Metylerca, who cares? We haven’t seen him in forever; he’s become a ghost in the machine. This is an issue between you and I.
Let me run a little history by you if I may. Back in the 1930’s America was swept up in a terrible economic depression. Morale was at an all-time low and people waited for a hero. Then along came F.D.R. who single handedly passed a ton of laws programmed to take this country out of its funk. Combine with the Second World War and the ideas of F.D.R.’s New Deal revolutionized the American Public and brought with it new found power on the international stage.
Now, fast forward to today. The WWCF has fallen on tough times, but Mr. Dave has come out in an attempt to heal the company in a time of great strife. He has acquired some of the greatest talents in the company in Cthulhu, Starshine, Square, and I. We are The New Deal of professional wrestling buddy… while you may oppose us, there’s no way to stop us from taking over. I’ll see you on Sunday, bring your ‘A’ game, cuz you’re gonna need it.
*in a pre-recorded video* What power, Jazzman? Look at yourself! You think aligning with Mr. D-Day Dave's gonna get you anything? All you have going for you is being a stooge for your corporate masters.
I can understand your whole power shtick if it actually got you something, but look at you! You're their patsy! Their fall guy! You mean NOTHING to your so-called new "friends." All they see you as is disposable. Expendable.
I used to respect you, man. I'd almost say I looked up to you. But any respect I had for a pathetic parasite like you is gone. You leeched the limelight off of opponents that are simply better than you'll ever be. And now you're leeching off the Corporation because of some vague promise of power while you job out for them. But don't be surprised when you get squashed once they've decided you've sucked enough blood.
There's an old saying, Jazzman: Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. Though it looks like your friends, the security guards, aren't so close now. And well, look behind you.*Jazzman turns around to see M.O.P. smiling at him before giving the former Pride leader a sucker punch. The two start brawling inside and outside the ring to the cheers of the fans. They head up the entrance ramp and take it backstage. Jazzman throws M.O.P. into a table standing up against the wall, but he rolls out of the way before Jazzman can hit him with a splash. Taking advantage of the missed move, M.O.P. hits Jazzman's back with a folding chair, stomping him a number of times before WWCF Corporate Security finally arrive to pull him away. Square, Starshine, and Cthulhu run to the scene to check on their new stablemate. M.O.P.: I'll be seeing you on Sunday, 'partner.'
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 24, 2009 15:43:57 GMT -5
Tyfo.....like I said before, you shouldnt even be in here....but you are and because of that............you will lose again. You think you are all this hot stuff, but let me tell you this. At least with LN, he wants to earn everything. You on the otherhand would like nothing more than everything to be handed to you on a silver platter. Well, life doesnt work that way and you will not be getting anything. [/color][/quote] Handed to me on a silver platter? Nothing was handed to me. I executed a well thought out plan and thus have been compensated accordingly.
If anything has been handed to anybody, it's you. I handed you my lethal lottery partner, Motor Colt on that silver platter you speak of and you rendered him unconscious. Not to mention that sham of a championship belt you've been carrying around.
Oh, but I guess that came from your "higher power" right? Looks more like something you'd find in the dumpster behind a pawn shop. The only people who will want to compete for that atrocity are guys with no talent or no self esteem, who can't win a real title. Which is probably why you started carrying it around.
At Smurf The World, littlenaitch will become the new WWCF Champion, and despite what you seem to believe, I will EARN my way to victory in Battle Bowl. Because I am the premiere talent in that match and the other 15 competitors will find out why![/quote] Seth: Funny because you must be talking about your own partner then because he is one of the ones who accepted my invitation.
Tyfo, I've been better than you in our previous encounters and I will be better than you now.
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Post by Jazzman on Apr 24, 2009 16:26:35 GMT -5
Wow, with an attitude like that I'm surprised we were teammates before. You see M.O.P. unlike you I've come to grips with who I really am. You see, if you’re in the business, you're in it for 1 reason, power. We go out each night and sacrifice our livelihood for thousands of screaming fans just to get a rush. I thought that campaigning 'the good fight' would be something that I would love and would help me, but instead I was left with nothing.
Now I see what I was missing. I was wrapping myself in a flag of lies and deceit that I never really identified with. The idea of pride and honor don't work well inside a corporate mainframe, so I discarded the tattered rags of deceit and showed my true self to the fans. You see, before 2005, I had everything. My life was going great and everything was coming up aces. Then Katrina hit and I lost it all. I was relocated in a trailer for months before moving up to Central New York to attempt to rebuild my life!
I’ve seen what playing by the rules gets you M.O.P.! You get looked down upon and taken advantage of! That’s why the Pride failed, we needed more aggression. We decided that if respected everyone we’d be rewarded with a move up the card. Well guess what, look at us now. Drifting apart because of your crazy attitude and my eyes opened to where the real power lies in this Company. As for Metylerca, who cares? We haven’t seen him in forever; he’s become a ghost in the machine. This is an issue between you and I.
Let me run a little history by you if I may. Back in the 1930’s America was swept up in a terrible economic depression. Morale was at an all-time low and people waited for a hero. Then along came F.D.R. who single handedly passed a ton of laws programmed to take this country out of its funk. Combine with the Second World War and the ideas of F.D.R.’s New Deal revolutionized the American Public and brought with it new found power on the international stage.
Now, fast forward to today. The WWCF has fallen on tough times, but Mr. Dave has come out in an attempt to heal the company in a time of great strife. He has acquired some of the greatest talents in the company in Cthulhu, Starshine, Square, and I. We are The New Deal of professional wrestling buddy… while you may oppose us, there’s no way to stop us from taking over. I’ll see you on Sunday, bring your ‘A’ game, cuz you’re gonna need it.
*in a pre-recorded video* What power, Jazzman? Look at yourself! You think aligning with Mr. D-Day Dave's gonna get you anything? All you have going for you is being a stooge for your corporate masters.
I can understand your whole power shtick if it actually got you something, but look at you! You're their patsy! Their fall guy! You mean NOTHING to your so-called new "friends." All they see you as is disposable. Expendable.
I used to respect you, man. I'd almost say I looked up to you. But any respect I had for a pathetic parasite like you is gone. You leeched the limelight off of opponents that are simply better than you'll ever be. And now you're leeching off the Corporation because of some vague promise of power while you job out for them. But don't be surprised when you get squashed once they've decided you've sucked enough blood.
There's an old saying, Jazzman: Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. Though it looks like your friends, the security guards, aren't so close now. And well, look behind you.*Jazzman turns around to see M.O.P. smiling at him before giving the former Pride leader a sucker punch. The two start brawling inside and outside the ring to the cheers of the fans. They head up the entrance ramp and take it backstage. Jazzman throws M.O.P. into a table standing up against the wall, but he rolls out of the way before Jazzman can hit him with a splash. Taking advantage of the missed move, M.O.P. hits Jazzman's back with a folding chair, stomping him a number of times before WWCF Corporate Security finally arrive to pull him away. Square, Starshine, and Cthulhu run to the scene to check on their new stablemate. M.O.P.: I'll be seeing you on Sunday, 'partner.'*Jazzman stirs in his locker room* Where the hell were you guys? I thought everyone looks out for everyone else? Look, on Sunday I want the Pharris boys to come out of the ring with me. I really hope you guys understand that I need to be protected to protect you guys. I'll see you all on Sunday.*As Jazzman walks away, the members of Corporate look at each other and exchange glances before heading out of the room. As we fade to black a knock on a door is heard* Yes...
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Apr 24, 2009 18:33:56 GMT -5
Source: Sooner Wrestling Newz
This week, during the Sooner Wrestling League's super card, Sibling Rivalry, which featured nothing but matches that pitted either current or former tag team partners in a match, the Heatz! Champion of WWCF, Koda, took on his former tag team partner from EWT, Joe Bher in a one on one match for the SWL Lightweight Championship. After dodging Bher's finishing move, the Tornado Lariotoooo!!!! Koda bounced off the ropes and hit a running version of his finisher, The Killing Joke. Koda walked out as the WWCF Heatz! Champion and the SWL Lightweight Champion.And if anyone doesn't like this, well...tough. No one ever said we can't go and have our guys win titles on the independent circuit.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2009 19:01:34 GMT -5
*TTS is shown stirring a Large Pot* De Loa she tell Tee Tee Ess deh Tings
She wanna more Blood De loa she a thirsty Devil
She na content wit da Monki
Da Loa wanna more
And dats why at Smurfin de Worl
I give de Loa blood
I give de Loa a Blood Bool
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KGX
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Post by KGX on Apr 24, 2009 19:29:24 GMT -5
Video plays. All we see is a dark room.
Waiting.......
Still waiting....
Ok we're ready
Are we sure this time.
Yes.
THEN WHY THE HELL ARE THE LIGHTS STILL OFF?!?!?!
Sorry about that sir.
*Lights go on as we see KGX*
Greetings. For those unaware my name is KGX, and for the last few months or so I have been working my way up to the top of the WWCF. However, no one seems to want to talk about that. All everyone has been asking me for the last week is, WHY? Why did I just turn on Jonathon Michaels like that after our tag match. Well its plans and simple, I'm not here to go on crazy getaways with redneck Jamaicans and guys hiding duffel bags. I'm here for the gold, and the glory. And if that means laying out everyone in my way than so be it. Maybe you should have learned from the Jazzman when I dropped his ass. But onward and upward my next stop is Battlebowl. I intend on winning, and believe me when I say that after this match everyone will know my name, and yes that goes double for you Seth Drakin. KGX WILL reign supreme.
Can we cut?
OH MY GOD IF YOU EVER INTERRUPT ONE OF MY PROMOS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL SLAP YOU FACE OFF OF YOUR FACE!
I'm Sorry sir.
ok.
But can we cut now?
I hate you Mr. Production man.
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Post by skiller on Apr 24, 2009 20:00:38 GMT -5
This place is going nuts. One of my opponents this Sunday is currently speaking in tongue. The other has seemingly disappeared off the face of the earth. We've got bi-polar clowns suffering from multiple personality disorder. A cult who spend their time around here playing spitting games. I mean, it seems like this place is almost getting inside people's heads.
Well while that may be the case, there is one fact that will not change. This is my WWCF Tag Team title. It will continue to be so for a very long time. Soon WWCF Corporate will have another title in it's hands before too long. At the pay per view, Smurf the World, three of us will enter the battle royal. One of us will win. Some of you may think we're not exactly on the same page. Well maybe you'd be right. But while we may not share a couple of drinks after the show. We're smart enough to know what we need to do to stay on top of this company.
At Smurf the World WWCF Corporate will stand tall and walk out as winners. Mark my words, this will be just the beginning.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2009 20:01:10 GMT -5
Was that promo a little easier to read?
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Post by Jazzman on Apr 24, 2009 20:18:21 GMT -5
better... still hard, but such is the nature of rastafarianism
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2009 20:20:36 GMT -5
I think Voodoo Jamaican Redneck is an awesome heel gimmick
Gotta remember that for later...............
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Post by Topher is Human on Apr 25, 2009 0:00:10 GMT -5
*Motor-Colt is seen in The Story lockerroom, untying his bandages that cover his head*
This is my first real chance to express myself since The Lethal Lottery Match where Tyfo abandonned me, leading to Seth taking advantage adn knocking me out... Now I'm not going to spend too much time talking about Seth here. Just let it be known, next week on NiteRaw it will be Me vs Seth one on one.
I'm also not here to talk about Tyfo, so you can rest your little head there.
I'm here to talk about my upcoming match against LittleNaitch for the WWCF Championship. We have faced off a few times in the past. In my debut match... In a Steel Cage, and in many tag team matches.
I have alot of respect for this man, and I cannot wait to step in the ring with him one more time, with my World Title on the line. I also respect how LittleNaitch has requested that there be no interfearence from The Family. And I promise there will be no interfearence from The Story. This match will be to determine who is the better man. Not just some clustersmurf.
Yes, I will admit, after the beatdown last week, I was in a bad state... But I'm glad to let you know Naitch that I have made a full recovery, and this whole time I've been working out and training. You want me to be 100% focused, and at 100% condition... Well I'll be giving you 110%.
I might have alot on my plate at the moment, but this title means everything to me. I essentially put my life on the line to work the way up the WWCF ladder so I can stake claim to this championship, and now that I've got it... There is no way I'm giving it up without a fight.
So LittleNaitch, I'm laying it all on the line... Sure I didn't have to accept this match, since I realistically have nothing to gain, and I wasn't even contractually obligated to make this match... But what sort of Champ would I be if I continually cut corners. I am on a mission to prove to myself that I am the very best... It started when I beat Milo Duck... It continued in ThunderDome... And this is the next chapter in my Story.
LittleNaitch, I am The Story on Page One... But you're no pushover, so here is your Story of the Year... "Motor-Colt and LittleNaitch Make History"
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Post by littlenaitch on Apr 25, 2009 2:17:59 GMT -5
Littlenaitch is seen at a local mall signing some autographs when he notices the camera.
Littlenaitch - It is good to see that Colt has recovered from his beat down this past Monday night. I am glad that Colt doesn't feel that I put Tyfo up to bailing on him during the lethal lottery match. I have watched both matches from our previous encounters and fully believe that I have you well scouted and am prepared for anything and everything that you will bring Colt. I also highly respect Colt for promising that there will be no outside interference from The Story so that way him and I can find out who exactly the better man is which I can safely say will be me when the match is over.
Colt, this match on Monday night is going to set the standards for all future WWCF World Heavyweight Title matches as we will definately put on a clinic for the locker room to learn from. I am also glad that Colt is also going to pull out all the stops as he realizes that this title means that you are the very best that this company has to offer. I really hope that all these distractions that Colt has been having to deal with doesn't come into play this Monday night as I don't want ANYTHING to get in my way from becoming the new WWCF World Champion.
I definately agree that this Monday night, Colt and myself will definately MAKE HISTORY!!!
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Post by Relegate Hunter on Apr 25, 2009 15:27:11 GMT -5
Hi i'm Relgate Hunter and I just want to say that I really want to please the fans by hitting the floor running. So I wish, with the permission from WWCF management, to issue a open challange for a match at Heatz. I really hope someone would take me up on my challange
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Apr 25, 2009 15:36:23 GMT -5
So here we are, two days away from a huge pay-per-view event. This one is sure to cause some heads to turn. New stars will be born, veterans will continue to shine. Smurf The World is guaranteed to be an excellent show.
The battlebowl sees myself in there, along with Above Average and Evil-masked wordlifeecw. We have to go up against not just the other 13 entrants, but also each other. Naturally people probably consider me one of the weakest contenders, being that I'm new and have yet to win gold. I'm gonna go out there and prove everyone wrong. However, I'm not expecting to win honestly, just prove my worth to everyone.
The thing I'm really excited is the announcements for my 3 opponents in the 4-way match of honor to become the #1 contender for Seth's championship of honor. In a way, it is more important to me than Battlebowl. People always tell me that I'm too relaxed, I don't have my eye on the prize. I can assure you that is wrong. I would love to be Heavyweight champion. However, I understand you need to work your way up the ladder. Capturing the Championship of Honor would help me get one step closer to the ultimate prize. Right now is my friend Motor-Colt's turn to shine at the top, someday it will be mine.
This Monday, everyone is going to know that the Head Detective means business. Stryker, Cthulhu, Evil La Parka, Seth, all of you will beat witness to my ability and my heart. After Monday, everyone in the WWCF will learn to Know Your Enemy.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Apr 26, 2009 8:45:54 GMT -5
Okay here is who is writing what match for the STW PPV.
grbjazzman VS M.O.P. not sure who is writing it but I think jazzman might be
Hardcore Elimination Match Legion VS Headbanger Man VS stevierichardsfan w/ Eli BEING WRITTEN BY HEADBANGER MAN
Heatz title bull whip match Koda VS Viva BEING WRITTEN BY WORDLIFEECW
hardcore title match Jonathan Michaels VS wordlifeecw BEING WRITTEN BY JONATHAN MICHAELS
Tag Title Match NAH VS RnR BEING WRITTEN BY THE SAM
world title match littlenaitch vs king motor-Colt BEING WRITTEN BY MOTOR-COLT
BattleBowl Battle Royal BEING WRITTEN BY D-DAY DAVE
Make sure you guys get me the matches by sometime tomorrow afternoon if you already haven't written them yet.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Apr 26, 2009 9:22:29 GMT -5
I was thinking.
Does anyone have any ideas what so ever for WWCF as a whole? it can be ideas about anything........the main website, new extra room forums, whatever. If you have a good idea go ahead and post it.
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Post by Cyno on Apr 26, 2009 13:16:38 GMT -5
Jazzman's definitely writing our match.
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