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Post by Mr Potato God on Mar 30, 2009 13:14:50 GMT -5
The sky didn't fall on Chicken Little... Chicken Little fell on Chicken Little
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queenbee
Don Corleone
bow down to the queen :)
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Post by queenbee on Mar 30, 2009 13:37:08 GMT -5
The sky didn't fall on Chicken Little... Chicken Little fell on Chicken Little Snow White didn't die because of eating the apple. Snow White died because of Snow White |
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King Rich
Samurai Cop
Just here for the fads.
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Post by King Rich on Mar 30, 2009 14:09:12 GMT -5
"Grandmother, what big ears you have" said Little Red Riding Hood.
"All the better to hear you with" replied the wolf.
"And grandmother, what big eyes you have" said Little Red Riding Hood.
"All the better to see you with" replied the wolf.
"Oh but grandmother, what big TEETH you have!" said Little Red Riding Hood, as her voice quivered.
"IT WAS ME ALL ALONG AUSTIN LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD!"
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Magician under the moonlight
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Always Beaten To The Punchline. Always.
A magician and a thief. That's Badass
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on Mar 30, 2009 14:13:22 GMT -5
"Grandmother, what big ears you have" said Little Red Riding Hood. "All the better to hear you with" replied the wolf. "And grandmother, what big eyes you have" said Little Red Riding Hood. "All the better to see you with" replied the wolf. "Oh but grandmother, what big TEETH you have!" said Little Red Riding Hood, as her voice quivered. "IT WAS ME ALL ALONG AUSTIN LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD!" I lol'ed. |
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Mar 30, 2009 16:40:27 GMT -5
The first bowl of porridge was too warm, the second bowl was too cold but the third bowl was UN-BEEE-LIEVABLE!!!!!! How in the hell did this get no sold?! *insert Citizen Kane clap gif* |
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Sonic...SonicTruth
Team Rocket
?You can?t eat it, you can?t f*** it, and it won?t get you into heaven...BROTHER?
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Post by Sonic...SonicTruth on Mar 30, 2009 16:42:44 GMT -5
"And Cinderella asked Prince Charming to dance, and Prince Charming said 'GIT...GIT....GIT....GIT..."
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Mar 30, 2009 17:26:41 GMT -5
"Hansel & Gretel's parents wished them well in future endeavours".
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