Above Average
Wade Wilson
Being Held Down by the Man and Several "Women"
Old School Tope Con Fiveo!!!
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Post by Above Average on Jun 9, 2009 17:39:19 GMT -5
Two losses... in two nights. To say I didn't live up to my name in these contests would be a massive understatement. I was so far from Above Average, I'm close to being sued for false advertising.
First I lose to Tyfo on Heatz in the Tournament of Honour, and the next night I lost to TTS in my attempt to bring an end to the Tromboneweight Championship.
Is this the worst week of my WWCF career? I'd say so yes. But truth be told I've been going downhill a lot lately. I failed to win the battlebowl match for a shot at the World title... I was the first man eliminated in the Survivor Team Challenge Series match pitting Team Corporate against Team Story. To say I'm in bad form is an understatement.
And it's quite clear that people want to take advantage of me and my dire run. I'm talking about you Doley. Doley, you've been here from the company's inception just like me. You had a shot at the Forum title against j.d., just like I did. But the difference is, at Gookermania you didn't get the job done, while the next month I did.
Doley, first you attack me after my match with Tyfo. That's not very honourable is it? Granted, atleast you didn't COST ME the match. No. You cost me the match the next night. The night I was finally going to put an end to that abomination of a title that is around TTS's waist. The night I was going to give that belt some prestige. You cost me that belt Doley. And Doley, if your intention was to get my attention, well mission accomplished buddy.
I'll happily give you a title shot. If that's what it takes to get you in the ring one on one. If that's what it takes to get my revenge against you, then so be it. I will add you to the ever growing list of names who have tried and failed. Then, after I'm through with you, perhaps then you'll think twice before you mess with me again. Doley, my track record lately... it doesn't show it, but believe me. When the Inter Forum title is up for grabs I turn into a different man. I'm more determined than usual. I fight like my life depends on it. Doley, I will show you and the world that I still have the right to call myself Above Average... because that's exactly what I am.
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Post by Relegate Hunter on Jun 9, 2009 18:04:58 GMT -5
*Relegate Hunter is seen stood infront of a poorly mantained gym, wearing a white hoodie, black tracksuit bottoms and the smiley face mask* Some people are calling my win on Heatz "one of the biggest upsets in WWCF history", other are claiming that if it wasn't for Square than I wouldn't have won. But you know what you should be calling it? The begining. The begining of Relegate Hunter's career here. The begining of the end of TTS' title reign. The begining of the end of Corprate.
TTS, me and you at Spin the Wheel are in a title vs mask match and you I promise you I won't let you take this mask away from me. I am the hunter in this situation, and I am closing down on you and your title TTS. But of course you get to see me in action before that, when you "guest announce" my rematch with BoilerRoom Brawler. I admit the odds are not in my favour, but you know what. I think someone is looking out for me.*Relegate Hunter looks up, and the camera pans up to this: TTS come Spin the Wheel, I will leave the fans with a smile as I walk out with your title.*Hunter walks into the gym*
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2009 18:29:09 GMT -5
Square, if you wanna do a promo, during NiteRaw, you're more than welcome to send it to me along with your votes.
Jazzman, I liked that idea for the PPV. Next week, when the Heatz!!1 ballot goes out, I'll have everyone include a match type to go on the wheel.
And here are the cards for this week, which will be sent out soon.
Heatz!!1
The Amazing Brahma Bull V. Mike Corral
Koda V. SuperSmark
Boiler Room Brawler V. Relegate Hunter; Special referee: The Sam; Special ring announcer: TTS
NiteRaw
Hardcore Match: The General of the Monkey Army V. Headbanger Man V. “Evil La Parka”; Evil Masked wordlifeecw will be on commentary
Viva Los Bio Dome V. stevierichardsfan babyface w/Eli
Tournament of Honor Semifinal Match: Jonathan Michaels V. grbjazzman
Tournament of Honor Semifinal Match: Tyfo V. Aaron Enigma
Main Event: King Motor-Colt, Above Average, Cthulhu, and LittleNaitch V. Starshine, TTS, Doley, and Legion
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Jazzman
King Koopa
Trombone Shorty > Your Favorite Musician
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Post by Jazzman on Jun 9, 2009 18:41:08 GMT -5
Jazzman, I liked that idea for the PPV. Next week, when the Heatz!!1 ballot goes out, I'll have everyone include a match type to go on the wheel. I would enjoy it if for people who want to send stips that you actually PM me directly with their chosen stip, I don't care if they are ridiculous or serious, but their will be a balance of each (serious and funny) on the card. Then I figure with the results, Evil M will PM the writers not only the result, but also the match type. If you get a funny match, use your imagination! Let's make this the best PPV we've done so far!!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2009 18:47:52 GMT -5
Jazzman, I liked that idea for the PPV. Next week, when the Heatz!!1 ballot goes out, I'll have everyone include a match type to go on the wheel. I would enjoy it if for people who want to send stips that you actually PM me directly with their chosen stip, I don't care if they are ridiculous or serious, but their will be a balance of each (serious and funny) on the card. Then I figure with the results, Evil M will PM the writers not only the result, but also the match type. If you get a funny match, use your imagination! Let's make this the best PPV we've done so far!! Absolutely. And if you want everyone to send you the stips, that's fine.
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Jazzman
King Koopa
Trombone Shorty > Your Favorite Musician
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Post by Jazzman on Jun 9, 2009 18:49:44 GMT -5
yeah, I feel like since this was my idea, it would be unfair to pawn it off to someone else
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2009 18:52:50 GMT -5
yeah, I feel like since this was my idea, it would be unfair to pawn it off to someone else Hey, if you don't mind doing it, that's fine by me.
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Jazzman
King Koopa
Trombone Shorty > Your Favorite Musician
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Post by Jazzman on Jun 9, 2009 18:56:39 GMT -5
yeah, I feel like since this was my idea, it would be unfair to pawn it off to someone else Hey, if you don't mind doing it, that's fine by me. No I don't. So, here is what I plan to do with the assignments of stipulations. 1) The Tournament of Honor Finals will not have a special stip, it shall be conducted under Rules of Honor. 2) Since M.O.P. and Aaron wanted a last man standing match, I will try my hardest to make that happen, but they will have a serious stipulation. 3) All other matches will be randomly assigned a stipulation based on a random number generator, each match type will be given a number, and I will simulate this draw 5 times to make sure that it is truly random. There will not be a repeating stipulation on this card.
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Above Average
Wade Wilson
Being Held Down by the Man and Several "Women"
Old School Tope Con Fiveo!!!
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Post by Above Average on Jun 9, 2009 18:58:52 GMT -5
Halloween Horror match per chance?
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Jazzman
King Koopa
Trombone Shorty > Your Favorite Musician
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Post by Jazzman on Jun 9, 2009 19:02:03 GMT -5
Halloween Horror match per chance? trust me, if you want it on the list, send it. I'm really excited to see some of the crazy match types people will come up with. EDIT: Everyone gets to submit two match types! This will make it truly random!
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Above Average
Wade Wilson
Being Held Down by the Man and Several "Women"
Old School Tope Con Fiveo!!!
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Post by Above Average on Jun 9, 2009 19:39:11 GMT -5
What if you receive some match types multiple times?
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Post by Cyno on Jun 10, 2009 0:00:42 GMT -5
THIS IS A WWCF.COM EXCLUSIVE:
M.O.P. will not be on next week's episode of Niteraw. Instead, he has promised his #1 fan, Timmy Thomson, a day at the zoo.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jun 10, 2009 0:50:23 GMT -5
The following was posted on the WWCF Official website
I lost. No shame in admitting that. No shame in knowing that someone was better than you, if only for a moment. But that moment of glory was just enough for grbjazzman to kick out of the Sensations From Above and manage to catch me off guard with his finisher. Do I make excuses for what happened? No. I simply congratulate you grbjazzman for proving yourself a worthy opponent.
Now, The Amazing Brahma Bull. Can't say I know you by face or name, so let me make this short and sweet. I'm gonna hurt you. I'm going to stomp your face in with the Sensations. You will tap to the Omega . And when it's over and done, win, lose, or draw, I'll shake your hand mate. Because I still have honor for my opponents.
I'll see you at NiteRaw Bull. Keep honor alive.
*Also, changes to be made. Somebody Down There Likes Me (Cattle Mutilation) is changed to The Omega (because that's a hell of a lot easier to write.) Also, theme has been changed to "F***ing In The Bushes" by Oasis.*
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littlenaitch
Dennis Stamp
Stylin' and Profilin'
Hall of Famer!!
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Post by littlenaitch on Jun 10, 2009 1:57:06 GMT -5
Littlenaitch is seen in his den relaxing when the camera man gives the champ his cue.
Littlenaitch - So let me get this straight, this Monday night it's The Story and Team Corporate teaming together? I hope all the WWCF fans call their friends to let them know that they will be seeing history this Monday night with the two hated factions teaming together for the first and possibly only time. Now our opponents consist of two members of Team Corporate and two guys who really have not done squat here in this company in Doley and Legion. This should be an interesting bout as not only is the bounty still out there on my head but my two opponents at Wheel of Misfortune are my teammates. I don't have a clue on how the four of us are going to co-exist as I know Double A doesn't really trust me and I don't really care about Chtulu but I know he is very dangerous. I just want to let TTS know that this match is not personal, just strictly business bro. I have no beef with you Mr Jamaican man as you are just apart of the wrong team this week.
Now, I did hear Colt say a couple days ago that even though we are friends, that he is coming for my title. Now my response to that is, that's cool, a little competition doesn't hurt anyone and I wouldn't expect you to hold anything back when it comes to the World Heavyweight Title. I know that you are going to give it all as you always do but remember Colt, there's a third man that is in this equation and we both know how big, bad and dangerous this man is. If he really wanted to, he could take us both out and not only collect Seth's stupid bounty but also win my belt via forfeit but he wants to win the match and the belt so he'll wait until the pay-per-view. As an update for everyone, I have just about completely healed from my injuries sustained in the double dog collar match a few weeks ago. I still have a few bruises but the last few weeks off have helped my recovery time. Now, this Monday night I am going to show the entire wrestling world that I am ready for Wheel of Misfortune and the night before that when the Southwest Connection regain what is rightfully ours which is the World Tag Team Titles!!! See ya Monday, fellas.
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Post by thesam07 on Jun 10, 2009 5:26:40 GMT -5
Now I'm nervous, because we have to follow that up. Or we could just WCW 1999 it and just forget the whole thing ever happened No.....lets not forget it ever happened. You dont have to follow it up with something as awesome. You can just continue the feud. Or we could have Dennis Rodman show up. For no real reason. The guy needs the money.
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Post by Topher is Human on Jun 10, 2009 9:06:32 GMT -5
*Colt is seen still being checked on by doctors, he moves around, very drowzy...*
Ashes of the innocent... Corporate have continually sunk to new lows to advance themselves. At the expense of others.
Now I have to team up with them? Yes one of them is my friend, the other is my sworn enemy. Cthulhu and I have waged more wars than anyone else in history and we are both scarred for it, and it hit it's peak on the last NiteRaw in our hardcore match, scars that will never heal. Even my friend LittleNaitch has scarred me, infact he's a big reason why I must wear this mask.
These Ashes of the Innocent, they remind me of my past... What me and my friends have done, what me and my friends have been through to preserve the honor of this business against guys like Corporate. Do I have any regrets? Would I go throught it all again? It doesn't matter, aslong as there is an evil like Corporate, there will be a Story to stop it.
I take my next step when I take on two members of Corporate at Wheel of Misfortune and win back my World Title.
But as for me teaming with them. You guys have nothing to worry about in that match, I won't double cross you, I can only hope you can say the same. However I will have my buddy Above Average with me, so I don't think you'd want to try anything.
These Ashes of the Innocent? The end of Corporate!
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jun 10, 2009 10:22:00 GMT -5
*Simply the Best plays*
Well, well, well... Guess who's back. I had a little legal trouble but the Phat One beat the system, Kind of, But now that I am off probation, the man each and every one of you has been begging to return has fulfilled your wildest fantasy. And to each and every title holder out there, be on standby - Cause I'm right over your shoulder...
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2009 10:26:25 GMT -5
*Simply the Best plays* Well, well, well... Guess who's back. I had a little legal trouble but the Phat One beat the system, Kind of, But now that I am off probation, the man each and every one of you has been begging to return has fulfilled your wildest fantasy. And to each and every title holder out there, be on standby - Cause I'm right over your shoulder... The crowd: WELCOME BACK!!! WELCOME BACK!!! WELCOME BACK!!! WELCOME BACK!!! WELCOME BACK!!! WELCOME BACK!!!
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Post by Topher is Human on Jun 10, 2009 10:27:05 GMT -5
Will Whitey be rejoining with TTS
The Tag Team Titles are vacated, and there will be a 4 Team match to determine the new champs on the Heatz in two weeks.
Me and Above Average vs The Southwest Connection vs The Non American Heroes vs ??
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jun 10, 2009 10:40:55 GMT -5
I think my ol running buddy is involved in something else...
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