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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Jun 11, 2009 18:51:57 GMT -5
I'll do the triple threat, and add your commentary bits if you like.
I will also gladly write a match for Heatz!
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Post by Cyno on Jun 11, 2009 18:57:45 GMT -5
People are wondering why I wasn't upset about my match with Jonathan Michaels. And why I shook Michaels' hand without any sort of retribution or attack. There's a number of reasons for that, and I shall explain them for you leeches.
1. I was a last minute replacement in that tournament. I can't say I really care about Seth Drakin or his false championship. So let's just say I didn't put my heart and soul into the match. That isn't to say that I simply let Michaels win. But when he put me into his submission hold, I didn't fight for dear life to resist.
2. I have better things to concentrate on, like a certain Private Dick on his personal crusade against me and my boys at Corporate.
3. Michaels is a man who showed respect. And I gave respect in return. There was nothing personal between us, and he wanted it more. Simple as that.
Now with the little hissy fit going on in Corporate matters, I'd like to state my position on it. And my position is that of neutrality. I stick by Mr. D-Day Dave and The Sam, Manager of Champions, and am a part of the Corporate Family they have created.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get ready to take my #1 fan to the zoo.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2009 19:16:13 GMT -5
I'll do the triple threat, and add your commentary bits if you like. I will also gladly write a match for Heatz! Well, if you write the match, I'll add in the commentary for it afterwards. And I'll let you know with Heatz!!1
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Jun 11, 2009 19:17:37 GMT -5
I'll do the triple threat, and add your commentary bits if you like. I will also gladly write a match for Heatz! Well, if you write the match, I'll add in the commentary for it afterwards. And I'll let you know with Heatz!!1 Yeah, that makes a lot more sense.
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Post by thesam07 on Jun 11, 2009 19:20:38 GMT -5
ill write brb vs rh.
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Post by Jazzman on Jun 11, 2009 19:33:30 GMT -5
From the WWCF blog: dated 6/11/09
Ya know what, WWCF fans, I feel like it's time I got something off my chest. I know that this is gonna sound like sour grapes for something that didn't work out, but I think that everyone needs to really know what happened. Everyone I've gone people have asked me recently what was up with my sudden changes in attitude. Well, it really dates back to the week after I beat Eli in that first blood match.
Before that I was floating lost throughout this company, my best friend betrayed me, everything I built up fell down around, but I reached out to the one man I thought I could trust. Now, my meeting with KGX in the battle royal and working together wasn't just a random thing. We saw each other in the back and we both decided that the only way we could forward would be to go forward together. We took this makeshift tag team too the boss, and he and creative gave it the thumbs up. We marched out and did our thing in that match, and the fans ate it up.
Well, next week, we learned that I'd have to do a challenge series, bring in some ratings for the company on Nite-Raw with some excitement. Dave then asked to see KGX in his office and they planned the challenges or so he told me. No one told me the opponents, but they had the whole angle booked, all the way through the PPV. When I saw Eli that night, I didn't know that was going to happen, but I was looking to just bring the ratings in. We worked the match, and I picked up the duke.
Well, during the week off we had before the next Nite-Raw, I got booked by an indy company back in upstate New York, NWA Central if I recall. Well, I went up there and I put on a great match with their champion Marc Kreiger to really get the crowd going and send them home happy. I lost, but then I took out Marc and put the company over. Afterward, the booker asked if I would take pictures in the ring with some kids. I said sure, and I waited in the center of the ring.
Well, the line was finishing, and I had one kid to go. He rolled into the ring and I saw his folks sitting off in the corner. They didn't look as thrilled as the kid did, but we took the picture anyway, I signed his Jazzman Pinstripe shirt and I thought that would be it, collect the paycheck, and get back home. Well, when I rolled out of the ring, and got changed, and walked to my car with my girlfriend, when I saw the same kid and his family getting in the car. Apparently, the family also had a daughter, and the older boy was just screaming and hitting her. I walked over and asked the parents if I could help. The mother stared coldly at me and said "This is only happening because of you"
I froze right up and realized what I had done. I asked to follow them back to their house and sit down with their son to talk about what he had done. I got in there and I sat down with him, and told him, that I had totally went down the wrong path. We sat and talked about how it wasn't right what he did and he should go apologize, because that's what a true hero does.
I walked out the door of that house that night and rode home thinking about what I was about to do the next week. That's why I wanted that match at STCS, I needed to prove to the people who led me down the wrong road that I could exist without them. And that's why I'm treating the tournament as a tale of redemption. I need to so the fans that I can be the hero they need, and that action leads to taking down Seth Drakin and reclaiming the honor title in the correct name of honor! I look forward to see how the fans respond to this, but I'll see you all on Monday.
Note: This was how my storyline with KGX was actually suppose to end. I'm not just stealing from the current Timmy/MOP/Aaron thing.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 11, 2009 23:35:33 GMT -5
The following email has been sent to WCWF.com by Seth Drakin.
Good evening folks. It has been a couple of days since my last email and from those last couple of days, I have come to a realization. Since I have been taken out of action by that fiend named Little Naitch, the world of WWCF has been in turmoil. Friendships are being destroyed and rivals have become friends. The whole WCWF has turned into total chaos and the Stryker Duck Silence isn't even around.
Well, at least we have this tournament of honor to show which superstars are honorable men and which superstars are just mice. Unfortunately, people will have to wait until late July before I can return and bring order into this business. Yes, it seems that by playing people like puppets, I have created more order into this company than both Dave and Amigo combined. Well, my vocal tones will be soon able to released from this metalic cage and when those voices return, I will be for a short time....The Voice of Order.
Honor Prevails...
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Jun 12, 2009 1:58:55 GMT -5
Damn, after checking, I realized that the promo I had written is not posted. My mistake~
Ladies! and Gentlemen! Introducing the winner of Colt-Cthulhu X... Cthulhu! also introducing, soon-to-be WWCF World Champion... Cthulhu!
Hello, people! I am Cthulhu, Corporate Super Super Star also known as Captain Awesome. I come here today to talk about winning, and losing. A few days ago, I fought Motor-Colt in a match that was not for the young children and those who were weak at heart. We fought like animals, Colt and I, and we didn't stop until one of us was knocked out and unable to continue. In the end, I was the one left standing after the barbed wire and steel chairs. Motor-Colt lost the battle, but the war between us is far from over, ladies and gentlemen.
I lost a lot of blood out there, but that won't stop me from going into that triple threat match and walking away as the World Champion. ...Because! Ladies! and Gentlemen! I am Cthulhu, and there will be blood! And it won't mine alone, because I'm ready to spill ten... no, one hundred times more blood to anyone that gets in my way. Motor-Colt, I'm talking to you! and Littlenaitch... our ties in Corporate mean nothing here. I'll become the champ, so you better be ready to fight at one-hundred percent, unless you want a fate far worse than the hardcore match that was Colt-Cthulhu X.
However! However... it seems to me that we have to fight together next week, in a 4-man tag-team match. Well, if I said that I'm okay with this, then I'm a big fat liar. However, I'm not an unreasonable super-dude. I'll be a team-player. I'll fight for the team, and win. And I declare myself team captain! Yeah!
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Post by Viva on Jun 12, 2009 2:35:14 GMT -5
D-Day Dave! Where you at, buuuuuuuuuuuuddddddy?! I see you have trotted out another talentless hack for me to destroy. Where are you, you gutless punk?! GIVE ME A CHALLENGE.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Jun 12, 2009 14:37:56 GMT -5
I can write me vs. Tyfo, lemme know who wins and I'll write it ASAP.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2009 15:27:32 GMT -5
I can write me vs. Tyfo, lemme know who wins and I'll write it ASAP. I'll send you the results tomorrow, if that's enough time for you. I'm just waiting on any last minute votes.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Jun 12, 2009 15:30:57 GMT -5
That's fine with me, I don't need it now, I've already completed the other thing I was writing and I must say it turned out pretty epic, hope everyone else likes it.
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Post by Jazzman on Jun 12, 2009 15:55:04 GMT -5
hey guys, just wondering what ya'll thought of my last promo?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 12, 2009 16:05:32 GMT -5
hey guys, just wondering what ya'll thought of my last promo? I thought it was great and does build you up as a legitamate contender to face me in my return match.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Jun 12, 2009 17:13:31 GMT -5
*Aaron is seen backstage, a whirlwind of destruction tearing everything and everyone foolish to get in his way apart*
WHY? I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY? WHY WOULD YOU CORRUPT AN INNOCENT MIND TO GET BACK AT ME? ARE YOU SCARED? SCARED I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU? WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A TRAGIC THING?
*After flipping a table and sending debris flying everywhere, Aaron stops to take a deep breath before composing himself. His head bowed slightly so his eyes are hidden, he speaks in an emotionless and dead-sounding voice*
Is this your idea of fun Corporate? Hurting innocent fans to get back at me? Are you really that afraid of me? I am just one man, surely your entire force can subdue me.
*he laughs a bit before speaking again*
Then again, I guess it is pretty hard to subdue a demon. A demon that you have unleashed unwillingly, and now it is time to pay the price Corporate. You want to play that way? Fine with me. This Monday, I face Tyfo in Seth's tournament semi-finals. It will be conducted under Rules of Honor, and that actually upsets me for once. I honestly wanted to go out there and rip Tyfo apart. You see I know what he says about me, talking about how I run my mouth and don't back it up. I think the proof is in the record books. I have beaten M.O.P. twice in 1 on 1 action, soon to be three times when I become the Last Man Standing.
So now Corporate sends Tyfo as the next lamb to be slaughtered. That is fine by me, I have no problem shutting that mouth of his for eternity. You might think I don't have it in me, but you would be dead wrong. I refuse to be silent and do you understand why? Silence is my enemy. If I just sat back and said nothing, this company would be more corrupt than it already is with the leadership of Corporate. I've found the demon in my soul, ready to rebel against them. If anyone else wishes to join me, then so be it. But I will fight this battle alone if I have to. The rest of The Story are my friends, but they all have their own things going on. Motor-Colt is feuding with Corporate as well, but they already respect him and his ability. I still have to prove myself to them even after what I've already accomplished in WWCF. It is no trouble at all though, I'll break the members one by one until they learn to Know Your Enemy.
*Aaron lifts his head and looks directly at the camera, eyes filled with barely restrained fury*
Monday, Tyfo will fall. Spin the Wheel, M.O.P. falls. The rest of you better wise up and get ready for me, because the mercy I once had in the ring against anyone that disrespects me or anyone important to me is now gone. Violence fuels me, becomes my energy. Corporate, you better not blink, or you will miss your own downfall, courtesy of the Head Detective.
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Post by Jazzman on Jun 12, 2009 17:26:04 GMT -5
well, after reading that, I have an announcement. As match list creator for Wheel of Misfortune, M.O.P. and Aaron will have their Last Man Standing match as they planned. oh, and I'm still waiting for lists!!
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Post by thesam07 on Jun 12, 2009 19:55:26 GMT -5
(we see Timmy Thomson, MOP, Tyfo and The Sam hanging around at the Zoo.) The Sam - Hey Tommy, are you having fun? Timmy - It's Timmy. The Sam - Oh right, well, still, having fun? Timmy - Yes.
(we see MOP, Tyfo, Timmy and The Sam standing in front of the Platypus enclosure before The Sam realises where they are and quickly shuffles everyone away)
(we see MOP, Tyfo, Timmy and The Sam standing in front of the gorilla cage) The Sam - Hey, that Gorilla looks a lot like Aaron Enigma. Except I bet that when that Gorilla says he is going to eat a banana he actually eats a banana. Timmy - Aaron Enigma said he is going to beat Tyfo this week. The Sam - Well you know what that means? You are hanging out with the winner of this weeks Rules of Honor match, TYFO! (Tyfo turns around and he is eating a banana) The Sam - Where did you get that banana? Tyfo - Gorilla.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 12, 2009 20:07:42 GMT -5
My suggestion for the Wheel of Misfortune theme music.
Hoobastank - Out Of Control
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2009 16:48:03 GMT -5
Voting is officially closed for this week's shows. Results will be sent to the corresponding parties momentarily. If you'd like to write a match, please let me know. I'll take anything that's left over.
Heatz!!1
The Amazing Brahma Bull V. Mike Corral Being written by Headbanger Man
Koda V. SuperSmark
Boiler Room Brawler V. Relegate Hunter; Special referee: The Sam; Special ring announcer: TTS Being written by The Sam
NiteRaw
Hardcore Match: The General of the Monkey Army V. Headbanger Man V. “Evil La Parka”; Evil Masked wordlifeecw will be on commentary Being written by Headbanger Man
Viva Los Bio Dome V. stevierichardsfan babyface w/Eli
Tournament of Honor Semifinal Match: Jonathan Michaels V. grbjazzman
Tournament of Honor Semifinal Match: Tyfo V. Aaron Enigma Being written by Aaron Enigma
Main Event: King Motor-Colt, Above Average, Cthulhu, and LittleNaitch V. Starshine, TTS, Doley, and Legion
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Post by Topher is Human on Jun 14, 2009 3:53:20 GMT -5
For the last month, week in and week out me and Cthulhu have essentially murdered eachother, and now we're expected to team up?
I'm saying this now, I WILL give it all in this match and I WILL work as a team with Cthulhu between the bells...
Between the bells...
And Naitch, your last match was a month ago because of the hell you had to go through, That's fair and good... But did you watch the Hardcore match? I challenge you to find more brutality. Both me and Cthulhu are stepping in the ring just 7 days after that.
So you have alot to live up to...
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