Top Chef Star to Work with WWE On Sandwich Line

[Next Level was WRONG]

The Ricky Steamboat Sandwich: 20 years out of date but still tastes better than all the others.

The The Brian Kendrick Sandwich: Half the size of all the other sandwiches and filled to the brim with green.

The Ken Kennedy Sandwich: Two slices of white bread with absolutely nothing in the middle.

[Widow's Peak]

Despite the fact that it looks like its been dipped in all of the condiments at once, the Jeff Hardy sandwich is still more popular than the Matt Hardy sandwich.

The MVP sandwich was pulled from the menu after customers complained of finding screwdrivers inside.

[Fundertaker]

I wonder what a Festus sandwich tastes like...

[Deleted]

Santino's gonna end up stealing all those delicious sandwiches.

[SickFlipPiledriver]

Despite the fact that it looks like its been dipped in all of the condiments at once, the Jeff Hardy sandwich is still more popular than the Matt Hardy sandwich.

WINNER~

[Welfare Willis]

Apr 9, 2009 11:35:31 GMT -5 Fundertaker said:

I wonder what a Festus sandwich tastes like...

Biscuts and gravy, duh.

[Ryushinku]

Apr 9, 2009 11:26:25 GMT -5 Next Level was WRONG said:

The Ricky Steamboat Sandwich: 20 years out of date but still tastes better than all the others.

The The Brian Kendrick Sandwich: Half the size of all the other sandwiches and filled to the brim with green.

The Ken Kennedy Sandwich: Two slices of white bread with absolutely nothing in the middle.

Apr 9, 2009 11:31:54 GMT -5 Widow's Peak said:

Despite the fact that it looks like its been dipped in all of the condiments at once, the Jeff Hardy sandwich is still more popular than the Matt Hardy sandwich.

Bravo, sirs.

The Great Khali sandwich...I don't know what the hell was in it, but when I finished it left me stiff-legged and unable to speak clearly.

The Mae Young sandwich - gamey old turkey.

The Mark Henry sandwich - chocolate coating, strong taste, but with an unexpected and unpleasant surprise.

The John Cena sandwich - don't know, couldn't see it on the menu.

The Teddy Long sandwich - fulla peanuts.

[angryfan]

Don't forget, the Teddy Long sandwich is only served in mortuaries, and requires going one one one with the Undahtakah. Warning, may also cause sporatic dancing.

The Dusty is piled high with ham then covered in pork 'n beans. It is served on a roll shaped like the Mother Ship, and is sold at a lower price since it is marketted to the common man.

Also be on the lookout for the Vickie Guerrero. Spicier meats covered in jalapeno mayo and pepperjack cheese. Served with a side of baked beans. Guaranteed to have you saing "excuseme, EXCUSE me" for the rest of the day.

[Woooooolhouse!]

For old schoolers, there is the Kamala sandwich, which is two pieces of bread tied to a live chicken.

[Push R Truth]

The John Cena:

It's sliced ham on white with mayonnaise, that is liquefied in a blender and shoved down your throat VIA a funnel.

[angryfan]

Apr 9, 2009 12:51:23 GMT -5 Woooooolhouse! said:

For old schoolers, there is the Kamala sandwich, which is two pieces of bread tied to a live chicken.

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Well, if we're gonna go old school, then there's also the Tito Santana. It's a burrito that is thrown at you by Bobby Heenan.

Also try the Gorilla Monsoon. It's a regular sandwich, but all ingredients are listed under scientific names rather than commonly used ones.

[Lt. Palumbo]

Now I don't care about John Cena one way or the other but there's no f***ing way I'm putting something called "the five knuckle shuffle" in my mouth

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Apr 9, 2009 13:35:05 GMT -5 Lt. Palumbo said:

Now I don't care about John Cena one way or the other but there's no snorking way I'm putting something called "the five knuckle shuffle" in my mouth

Not even if it comes with sausage ;D?

[Welfare Willis]

Apr 9, 2009 13:35:05 GMT -5 Lt. Palumbo said:

Now I don't care about John Cena one way or the other but there's no snorking way I'm putting something called "the five knuckle shuffle" in my mouth

What if I told you some jerk chicken was in the sandwich? ;D


HA! Me and the above poster had the same idea.

[Nikki Heyman]

The DX lunch - two ham and cheese sandwiches with wasabi mayo on toast, with a side of fudge.

The Tommy Dreamer Sandwich - a half-pound of turkey and ham with cheese(grater) on pumpernickel.

The Ricky Ortiz - one slice of roast beef on a bagel.

[Rorschach]

Apr 9, 2009 13:36:44 GMT -5 @desertassassin said:

Apr 9, 2009 13:35:05 GMT -5 Lt. Palumbo said:

Now I don't care about John Cena one way or the other but there's no snorking way I'm putting something called "the five knuckle shuffle" in my mouth

Not even if it comes with sausage ;D?

And a generous spat of mayo?

[The Karaoke King]

Apr 9, 2009 12:57:34 GMT -5 angryfan said:

Also try the Gorilla Monsoon. It's a regular sandwich, but all ingredients are listed under scientific names rather than commonly used ones.

Also so tasty and addictive that your dietician will be asking "Will you stop?!"

[Legion]

You German's, everything has to come with sausage.....

Now, will we get a John Morrison sandwich - Ab grated cheese on low fat bread with no dressing and is served to you in slow motion?

[queenbee]

Batista Bomb - a huge sandwich full of beef!

Basketball free for every 5 purchases

[The Big J-Sizzle]

The Vinnie Mac-2 pices of white bread, filled with 2 grapefruits and a Musicle and Fitness magazine.