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Post by Aceorton on Mar 15, 2009 19:44:27 GMT -5
The only thing on the DVD should be a 15-second segment where Orton says, "So you paid $20 for this DVD, huh?" Then he grins like a douche, takes a sip from a beer bottle and flips off the camera. Fade to black.
MEGA HEEL!
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Post by El Hijo del Havoc on Mar 15, 2009 20:04:33 GMT -5
The Nostalgia Critic yelling for 20 minutes about how much he sucks. might as well get a random Critic video and replace every word with Orton
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Post by Nic Nemeth on Mar 15, 2009 23:39:08 GMT -5
His debut against Holly His RNN vignettes Joining Evolution The Survivor Series 2003 match with Orton giving HBK the RKO Winning the IC Championship from RVD Spitting in Foley's face His performance up until his elimination at the 2004 Royal Rumble His match against Foley at Backlash 2004 Winning the battle royal with a RKO on Jericho on the rope Yes, his match with Benoit The following night on RAW where the thumb went down Orton spitting in HHH's face His match with HHH at Unforgiven 2004 His match with Ric Flair at Taboo Tuesday 2004 including the hug His RKO on Stacy Facing Taker at WM21 Defeating Taker at Summerslam 2005 The casket match from No Mercy 2005 His Hell in a Cell with Taker Orton vs Rey at No Way Out 2006 Orton jumping brands to RAW and then giving an RKO to Angle Defeating Angle at Vengeance 2006 Kissing Brooke Hogan and his RKO on Hogan Match with Hogan at Summerslam 2006 Joining Edge to form Rated-RKO Defeating DX at Cyber Sunday 2006 His match against HBK at Judgment Day 2007 with the punt The super RKO on RVD on RAW 2007 Putting RVD out of action at ONS 2007 Punting Dusty Rhodes His vicious beat-down on Cena Being awarded the championship but loses it to HHH His Last Man Standing against HHH at No Mercy 2007 Beating HBK at Survivor Series Punting Matt Hardy His match against Jeff at the Rumble Retaining the title at WM24 LMS against HHH at ONS 2008 Punting CM Punk Punting Dibiase Punting Batista Punting McMahon Winning the 2009 Rumble Beating Shane at No Way Out 2009 Punting Shane and then RKO to Steph And since this hasn't happened yet, I'll put it anyways...
Beating HHH & Edge to become the WWE Universe Champion at WM25
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Post by bob on Mar 16, 2009 0:04:59 GMT -5
his debut match, RNN, his first win, joining Evolution, 2003 Survivor Series, IC title vs RVD, Foley vs Orton, Benoit vs Orton, Evolution turning on him, vs HHH (loses title), vs Flair in a cage Taboo Tuesday, vs Taker WM 21, No Mercy 05 casket match, Orton vs Mysterio No Way Out 2006, vs Angle 2006 Vengence, vs Hogan Summer Slam 06, vs RVD One Night Stand 07, punting Dusty, vs Trips 07 Last Man Standing, vs HBK Survivor Series 07, vs Jeff Hardy 2008 Rumble, Legacy forms, 2009 Royal Rumble, vs Shane No Way Out 2009
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Post by Threadkiller [Classic] on Mar 16, 2009 0:48:24 GMT -5
Not really. Bret Hart had several excellent matches with Shawn Michaels, but not a single one made it onto his DVD. True, but Bret didn't win his first WWF championship from Michaels. But he did win his first world title from Ric Flair, and that wasn't on his DVD. Either way, I don't think that the first world title win of a wrestler necessarily needs to be on their DVD if they have a body of work interesting enough to where it's not that egregious an omission.
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Post by Chainsaw on Mar 16, 2009 1:25:28 GMT -5
My drink.
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Post by BournePunkDiva on Mar 19, 2009 7:24:56 GMT -5
Making a Randy Orton DVD might be kinda hard. They would have put his match with Benoit on it, right? They could just digitally remove Benoit and have it seem as if Orton is wrestling thin air. Well,no not really,they wouldn't have to digitally remove Benoit, they lifted the Benoit ban.
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Post by willywonka666 on Mar 19, 2009 7:38:44 GMT -5
A British Bulldogs documentary and their best matches by "mistake" then I'd actually buy it.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Mar 19, 2009 8:24:01 GMT -5
I'd photoshop a cone helmet on Randy as he flew out the window on last week's Raw and sell the dvd as The Rocketeer.
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Post by queenbee on Mar 19, 2009 8:38:48 GMT -5
A montage of RKOs A montage of puntsA montage of poses A montage of the casting session for his fake wifeA montage of Legacy playing miniature golf All set to a soundtrack of 80s pop hits. The montage of punts also would have slowmo versions and then to faster pace. Again and again.
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Post by Space City's Own on Mar 19, 2009 8:44:51 GMT -5
Special Feature - Inside The Bag: Orton's Folly.
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Post by 4real on Mar 19, 2009 9:41:03 GMT -5
The 3 way promo prior to Wrestlemania XXII when he completely owned Angle and Rey.
When is this DVD coming out because I want it!!
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Mar 19, 2009 9:55:50 GMT -5
I don't think he's even earned a DVD yet, he will get one eventually though. I would leave the punts off though because let's face it, the punt has NEVER looked good. Apparently Orton does not know how to kick people in the head.
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Post by Space City's Own on Mar 19, 2009 9:57:23 GMT -5
The one on Vince looked quite painful, if I do say so myself.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Mar 19, 2009 10:51:09 GMT -5
My foot.
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Post by thedavefather on Mar 19, 2009 22:16:56 GMT -5
Matches i would liked to see. vs HBK at Survivor Series, vs Triple H No Mercy, vs DX New Years Rev., vs Foley Backlash, Rock and Sock vs Batista/Orton WM 20, vs Taker Summer Slam, vs Edge Raw and Vengence,
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Post by Reptar on Mar 19, 2009 23:28:56 GMT -5
The only thing on the DVD should be a 15-second segment where Orton says, "So you paid $20 for this DVD, huh?" Then he grins like a douche, takes a sip from a beer bottle and flips off the camera. Fade to black. MEGA HEEL! I would buy every copy I could find.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Mar 19, 2009 23:31:26 GMT -5
Pants
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Post by Chainsaw on Mar 20, 2009 0:06:16 GMT -5
The only thing on the DVD should be a 15-second segment where Orton says, "So you paid $20 for this DVD, huh?" Then he grins like a douche, takes a sip from a beer bottle and flips off the camera. Fade to black. MEGA HEEL! I'd mark if it was him reading the Great Gatsby in his dick voice, like Andy Kaufman.
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Post by Ramses on Mar 20, 2009 0:15:25 GMT -5
4 hours of him reading War and Peace.
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