SmackDown 8/4/05: The Next Chapter

[The Hawaiian Hammer!]

Anyone else find it funny that when the camera does a close up on that chicks face, it's SO obvious that her blemish is plastic and glues on ?

[lildude8218]

Anyone else catch Jillian's shoot statement?

"I didn't ask to look like this"

Priceless

[Stevie J]

She may not have asked, but she gets paid well to not ask.

[The Hawaiian Hammer!]

I hope they don't stretch this Bedtime story out to 5 cahpters A la That R Kelly debacle

[Sephiroth]

Did she actually say "is it oozing?"

I can all too easily picture vince mcmahon walking around saying "Is it oozing? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

[Stevie J]

You should feel lucky we're only on chapter two. Over on TNA, the "will he or won't he" B.G. James (Road Dogg) saga is on chapter 18.

[Sephiroth]

Maybe the final chapter of this bedtime story will be the debut of the Boogey Man, like every kids worst nightmare come true, god knows its all our nightmare come true.

[Stevie J]

Hey, a Booka Man pop. Alright! *happy dance*

[Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone]

Jillian's so worried about people staring at the growth on her face. I think a bigger problem for her would be people staring at the two massive (and equally fake looking) growths on her chest.....

[amsiraK]

pnnewsisgully said:

Anyone else find it funny that when the camera does a close up on that chicks face, it's SO obvious that her blemish is plastic and glues on ?

One day - at a live PPV, I'm betting - they're gonna catch it peeling off on close-up.

What a fake-vomit piece of garbage. I guess they couldn't have it look TOO real or it'd be really upsetting instead of just junk.

[Stevie J]

If they had gone with the original idea, that she had a "mole" on her face and not this plastic piece of garbage, it would have gone over so much better - now it's just wrestlecrap and not the good kind.

[Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone]

karisma888 said:

What a fake-vomit piece of garbage. I guess they couldn't have it look TOO real or it'd be really upsetting instead of just junk.

You do make a good point. If if was actually realistic looking, it would probably be too disturbing for prime time......

[havik]

If I don't see at least a boogeyman promo tonight, I'm gonna be angry

[amsiraK]

I think I like Jillian as Angry Mole Woman.

LOL- it's a crumbcake, according to Taz.

[Stevie J]

Yeah, it kinda does look like a piece of crumbcake superglued to her face.

[EJS]

A few weeks away from SummerSlam and Booker T, Benoit, and Christian all have no feud and the US champion doesn't even get on Smackdown. Meanwhile, Raw has 6 feuds that could easially be turned into matches.

[Stevie J]

You know, if I took a drink for every time Cole has ever said "so and so STEALS ONE" I'd be laying in a coffin right now.

[amsiraK]

At least she's gonna get physical and not be a waste of space.

It'll just be a countdown to, say, The Rock coming in and peeling that thing off her.

[havik]

God I hate MNM

[Stevie J]

He should lay THE SMACKDOWN on her candy-ass mole, and then eat it like candy!