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Post by The Tank on Jul 9, 2009 22:26:38 GMT -5
Time to change the battle music. And everyone knows what the music change means. It's time for that uber-cheap move that every secret boss has to make you hate the fight! TEMPORAL FLAW!!!*Everything gets all wavy, and time rewinds to the beginning of the fight.*
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2009 22:32:12 GMT -5
*TTS has Left the Party*
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Post by The Tank on Jul 9, 2009 22:36:18 GMT -5
But wait.....that means there's only one of you! ALL OF MY ATTACKS ARE MULTI-TARGET ONLY!! YOU'VE DISCOVERED MY WEAKNESS!!!
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Post by Ash Kingston on Jul 9, 2009 23:23:11 GMT -5
*sits glumly on a hill* This is why I hate having a short attention span and a biological requirement for sleep. I miss all the cool stuff! Random NPC #742 (Bob Johnson): Ya know, you could always join Cthulhu's side as a hired goon... Random NPC #129 (Steven Accountington): Or join the heroes so Tank can abuse his multi-target spells. Well, can't I just attack them both? I mean, let's face it, I'm not exactly gonna play the SANE version of my avatar... Steven Accountington: That explains the bloodsoaked weapon and the look of demented glee... Bob Johnson: Indeed. ...ooh, the fight reset! Screw it, I'm gonna go kill somebody! *butchers the Random NPCs and charges Tank* Yay!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2009 23:24:50 GMT -5
*Watches from The Tower*
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Post by The Tank on Jul 10, 2009 0:02:16 GMT -5
*Is killed by Ryuuguu Rena VERY SLOWLY, since I can't fight back due to TTS having left the party and Starshine having timed out and left the game. The Tank's body burns away in a green flame, and a ghost of The Tank is left floating where the colossal secret boss formerly was.*
Congratulations, warriors. You have defeated The Tank, and proven yourselves to be true heroes.
For your victory, I present you with equipment which shall make your quest to destroy Cthulhu into a simple task.
*A treasure chest appears in front of The Tank and opens itself. In the chest are a golden hookbill, an enchanted shotgun, and a pendant.*
The hookbill and shotgun are yours to use whenever you wish. However, the pendant holds a power unimaginable, and thusly may only be used in your final battle against Cthulhu.
(The shotgun's for TTS and the hookbill is for Rena. The pendant is for the part in general and may only be used against Cthulhu. The corpse of The Tank has also inexplicably dropped 47000000 gil.)
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I'm sorry.....I love you. *boot to the head*--3rd most culpable in the jixing of NXT, D'oh!
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jul 10, 2009 0:02:31 GMT -5
*All of a sudden, the greatest hero of them all shows up....*
His secret weapon? To DAAAAAAAANCE!!!
Hmm. Well s***, didn't see that ending coming.
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Post by Ash Kingston on Jul 10, 2009 0:18:15 GMT -5
*Equips the golden hookbill* Badass. Now, where's something to test it on... oh, I know! *turns on TTS and begins to slash him repeatedly with it* ^_^ Whee!
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