AriadosMan
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Your friendly neighborhood superhero
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Post by AriadosMan on Apr 29, 2009 10:59:58 GMT -5
I just heard they were thinking of resigning Billy Gunn, but they dropped it because the Old Age Outlaws are too old to appeal to their target demographic.
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
AGGRESSIVE Executive Janitor of the Third Floor Manager's Bathroom
Posts: 37,345
Member is Online
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Post by The Ichi on Apr 29, 2009 11:13:11 GMT -5
"WWE mentioned Benoit!!!!"
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Post by whatamaneuver on Apr 29, 2009 11:13:57 GMT -5
Ever since Wrestilicious bought out WWE this board has been getting stale. I'm so bored of wrestling at the moment, so let's play a game and talk like it's 2029...
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Post by valley22 on Apr 29, 2009 14:36:30 GMT -5
I wish Hogan would just hang them all ready......
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Apr 29, 2009 16:06:11 GMT -5
I know Kurt Angle is part-owner of UFC right now, but I wish he wouldn't get so involved with the business since being confined to the wheelchair. I still relive that horrible neck bump from UFC 121 in my head from time to time.
Vince McMahon looks just awful right now. When he appeared on Raw this week I thought he was going to drop dead. He really needs to turn the company over to Stephanie and Hunter because the constant work and travel is killing him.
Can you believe Abdullah the Butcher is STILL wrestling? The guy might still be doing it when he's 100.
The Jim Ross Memorial Show really moved me. I never thought I'd see Jerry Lawler break down like he did. It was a well-deserved sendoff for one of the all-time greats in wrestling history.
On a lighter note, John Cena's dedication is something to be admired. Seventeen years with the company, and he's worked his ass off for every minute of it. Shedding his old persona and going for more of a "grizzled veteran" look has really jump-started his career as well, especially now that he's over 40 and the kid stuff doesn't really fit him anymore. And what's more, you never hear a single derogatory thing about him backstage or in public. He might be the most clean and pure guy ever to work for WWE.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2009 16:07:52 GMT -5
I hope tonights RAW is Flair's last return match, he really needs to hang it up.
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Post by neilfrazier on Apr 29, 2009 17:23:03 GMT -5
"Isn't that Cialis commerical with John Cena putting Cole in that hammerlock, and popping a boner totally vintage?"
The Main Eventers in the WWE are all 2nd or 3rd generation. No one without bloodlines has held the belt in 4 years! The 4th generation stars begin appearing, looking entitled to follow in the footsteps of the vast talent that entered the WWE around 2010. A new star emerges to kick the snot out of the nepotism-filled WWE.
Somehow, Hacksaw Jim Duggan and Goldust have become the 3 time tag champions.
Friend One: "Man, I can't believe that Batista is still in jail for statutory rape."
Friend Two: "Don't blame him, I thought she was at least 22 not 15."
Friend One: "Yeah, at least it beats what that sicko CM Punk did"
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Apr 29, 2009 17:43:22 GMT -5
"I can't believe they seperated the legendary commentary duo of Nash and Striker!"
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metylerca
King Koopa
Loves Him Some Backstreet Boys.
Don't be alarmed.
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Post by metylerca on Apr 29, 2009 18:10:52 GMT -5
We Miss Cena
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Post by N E O G E O B O Y S on Apr 29, 2009 18:36:16 GMT -5
that's bruto magno, but what is he doing in the raw zone?!!!!111
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Post by dlg3000 on Apr 29, 2009 19:28:09 GMT -5
+Edge will be considered the next Shawn Michaels. +Priceless will all break up and have successful singles careers with Randy Orton being the next HHH. + Speaking of HHH, Shane, and Steph will co-run the company. +CM Punk will become the World champion. +The Undertaker and HBK will be agents +The women's division might actually be taken seriously, but there will be T&A by managers and valets only. +Yes, there will be managers and valets. +Jerry "The King" Lawler will be replaced by Todd Grisham. +There will be no more draft. +JR will consider retiring. +ECW and Superstars will be off the air. +Smackdown will be on another channel or go off the air. +In other words, WWE will future endeavor more people than ever before from the two brands. +Later in the year, they will buy TNA if they haven't done so already. +They might even buy Shimmer or have a working relationship with Shimmer.
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Post by SickFlipPiledriver on Apr 29, 2009 21:32:03 GMT -5
Someone starts an anniversary thread celebrating the death of the Braden Walker fad, causing the fad to start up again.
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
The Best There Is, the Best There Was, and the Best That There Ever Will Be
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Post by Hawk Hart on Apr 29, 2009 21:38:35 GMT -5
Um, question, won't Trips and Steph's oldest Daughter be 13 in ten years? And won't Orton's daughter be 11? Why do you people insist on involving them with this thread?
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Post by stevierichardsfan on Apr 29, 2009 21:44:19 GMT -5
when is trips gonna retre
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Eli
Team Rocket
Mutha licka!
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Post by Eli on Apr 29, 2009 21:59:05 GMT -5
Who would've thought Santino could still win the WWE championship, even with a walker? He is so getting into hall of fame 2020.
What do you mean Punk went face?! But he's been a heel for eight years!
Paul Orton? Who's he?
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Post by ChitownKnight on Apr 29, 2009 22:18:26 GMT -5
I cant belive that I have finally won the WWE Championship from Randy Orton last Sunday
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Post by Ed Fouyoun on Apr 29, 2009 22:23:28 GMT -5
"Jeeze, this new commentary team keeps botching up names, I sure miss the legendary team of Michael Cole and Mike Adamle."
Breaking News: ROH buys out WWE.
Breaking News: CZW has trademarked Backyard Wrestling.
"And here comes our new WWE unified Tag Team Champions: The Insane Clown Posse"
"Here is your new General Manager of Raw.........MIKE CHIODA!"
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Methusael86
Samurai Cop
Steam: Dr. Medic MD
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Post by Methusael86 on Apr 29, 2009 22:33:58 GMT -5
Finally, FINALLY...TNA got a 1.3!!!
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Post by Nacho STAYS Hyped on Apr 29, 2009 22:35:01 GMT -5
[Insert top WWE babyface here] is so boring and bland. He can't wrestle and just appeals to kids. We need John Cena back. THIS! How many people hated the Rock in his prime? And how many people wish he was back now?
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Post by Rapper & Actor Sammy Davis III on Apr 30, 2009 0:09:09 GMT -5
Undertaker will lose at Wrestlemania this year and will retire.
Surprised nobody mentioned it yet.
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