bigbossfan
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Eh, what can you do?
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Post by bigbossfan on May 6, 2009 7:06:39 GMT -5
This is true, and I still don't know why I did it butat a party I was talking to a girl for a few minutes before introducing myself. When I then asked her name, before she could answer, I blurted out "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!" Suffice to say, that was basically the end of our conversation. It just came out as a reflex action. It was at that point I thought maybe I watch too much wrestling.
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Eli
Team Rocket
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Post by Eli on May 6, 2009 7:13:54 GMT -5
Unfortunately, I didn't watch wrestling at that point. I try and look up important AE matches, but I never saw any live. Though I'm weird enough to already be like that. I remember I went througha phase in 2nd grade calling everyone a cu*t. I had no clue what it meant, at the time.
Actually, today I do the same stupid stuff. Like pretty much any poster, I do crotch chops and tell people to 'LLLLLLLETS GET READY TO SUCK IT'. I convinced a total of fourteen non-wrestling fans and one fan to sing Sexy Boy for an entire class period to piss of a teacher. I've given some of my friends ring names despite they don't watch wrestling.
Remember this is from the same person who started a riot of people making orgy sounds and pelvic thrusting each other.
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2009 12:18:32 GMT -5
I told people to go suck on a monkey's nipple. Did you also tell them to go lick a llama's anus?
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Strotha
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Strotha on May 6, 2009 13:42:39 GMT -5
I used to dress like Raven did in 1998. ...in 2003. I loved the way he dressed.
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Post by stevierichardsfan on May 6, 2009 13:48:49 GMT -5
I crucified the Principal's daughter. me to
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Post by Reptar on May 6, 2009 13:58:09 GMT -5
The first fight I got into I did a stunner/diamond cutter thing. Also, I never knew what the F in WWF stood for, so I would always just try to guess. I remember one time I called it "World Wrestling f***" but I didn't know what that word meant so people just thought it was cute. The RKO worked in a real fight? Well, I was trying to do a stunner, but ended up landing wrong, just above my ass. I ended up losing the fight anyway. But I did turn heel on him, because I quit the fight, and then when he turned around I attacked him. Hey, shutup! It was my first fight.
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on May 6, 2009 14:04:55 GMT -5
The RKO worked in a real fight? Well, I was trying to do a stunner, but ended up landing wrong, just above my ass. I ended up losing the fight anyway. But I did turn heel on him, because I quit the fight, and then when he turned around I attacked him. Hey, shutup! It was my first fight. And you handled it beautifully ;D
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on May 6, 2009 14:08:15 GMT -5
I crucified the Principal's daughter. And you didn't get in trouble for it since The Principal was your Higher Power.
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Post by "The Rated XXX Superstar" Jed on May 6, 2009 14:09:17 GMT -5
The RKO worked in a real fight? Well, I was trying to do a stunner, but ended up landing wrong, just above my ass. I ended up losing the fight anyway. But I did turn heel on him, because I quit the fight, and then when he turned around I attacked him. Hey, shutup! It was my first fight. Hey, I'm a total heel when it comes to fighting. I low blow, rake the eyes, stomp on feet, etc. BTW, when executed correctly the Figure 4 really does hurt like a sonofagun.
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Post by Crazy Diamond on May 6, 2009 20:11:46 GMT -5
I was 8 when I started watching regularly in 1997, but I didn't really see the Attitude Era until Austin/Mcmahon was going. I remember kids in sixth grade interupting people with "IT DOESN'T MATTER!" When that song with Wyclef Jean came out my sister and I used to dance along (badly) to the lyrics. I remember powerbombing my little brother like Kevin Nash because he was getting on my nerves and getting grounded for it. But the biggest moment was when Untertaker cruficied Austin on Raw in 1999. My mom happened to walk into the living room and I had to basically lie so that I could continue watching the WWF. For me, 1997-2000=Good Times when it came to pro wrestling no matter where it came from.
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dabossftw
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Post by dabossftw on May 6, 2009 20:16:57 GMT -5
I once did the crotch chop and hit myself square in the bits and pieces. I've been traumatized ever since.
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2009 21:16:06 GMT -5
I was in college in the late 90s, it didn't stop me (and many, many, many other people) from repeatedly kicking people in the stomach after handing them beers. Didn't go for the stunner afterwards, just the kick was obnoxious enough. =P
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Eli
Team Rocket
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Post by Eli on May 6, 2009 21:39:48 GMT -5
Well, I was trying to do a stunner, but ended up landing wrong, just above my ass. I ended up losing the fight anyway. But I did turn heel on him, because I quit the fight, and then when he turned around I attacked him. Hey, shutup! It was my first fight. Hey, I'm a total heel when it comes to fighting. I low blow, rake the eyes, stomp on feet, etc. BTW, when executed correctly the Figure 4 really does hurt like a sonofagun. So I'm not the only one not afraid to be dirty. I'm more of a tweener though. I like wrestling with my buddy in gym. We have an inside joke about how several years from now (if) we break into WWE, we'll be forced into an alliance with CM Punk, and become the 'Punkacy', to overthrow the era of Legacy. His initials are DM, so he's DM Punk, and my first and middle initial are AM, so I'm AM Punk. We chase around people twisting our fists like idiots, and being a straightedge (seriously, I'm not just being a fan), I had a bitch fit when I found needles someone had been shooting up with behind the portable. It was really ugly.
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Dirty Hazy
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Post by Dirty Hazy on May 6, 2009 23:01:40 GMT -5
I tombstoned my girlfriend on the bed, chokeslammed her on the bed, rolled her up, put her in an ankle lock, put her in an arm bar followed by a head scissors. Eventually I let her give me a low blow. ;P
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Dirty Hazy
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Post by Dirty Hazy on May 6, 2009 23:05:04 GMT -5
- approching girls with "Hey Mama..." (still do) AC, that you?
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Post by Jimmy John Mundo on May 6, 2009 23:05:11 GMT -5
Oh boy you'll love this. 4th grade we actually had a gang like rivalry. Me and my 2 friends were DX and the rest of the kids in our class was NWO Wolfpac. I was the leader of DX and the kid i hated who stole the girl I wanted to go out with was the leader of the NWO. For some reason we all had to be wrestlers. I was HBK while my 2 friends were HHH and The Rock. The leader for NWO was Scott Steiner! He was a huge big poppa pump fan. We would trade insults the whole class. Never had a fight but it lasted like half the school before my friends turned on me and joined Wolfpac. I then was The Undertaker for 2 weeks and then finally joined up with everyone else and the thing got dropped. Fun Times
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Paul
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Post by Paul on May 6, 2009 23:59:32 GMT -5
Oh boy you'll love this. 4th grade we actually had a gang like rivalry. Me and my 2 friends were DX and the rest of the kids in our class was NWO Wolfpac. I was the leader of DX and the kid i hated who stole the girl I wanted to go out with was the leader of the NWO. For some reason we all had to be wrestlers. I was HBK while my 2 friends were HHH and The Rock. The leader for NWO was Scott Steiner! He was a huge big poppa pump fan. We would trade insults the whole class. Never had a fight but it lasted like half the school before my friends turned on me and joined Wolfpac. I then was The Undertaker for 2 weeks and then finally joined up with everyone else and the thing got dropped. Fun Times Are you sure you're not Vince Russo?
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Post by neilfrazier on May 7, 2009 0:26:47 GMT -5
I came back from a broken elbow right about the same time Stone Cold was coming back from neck surgery to face Rikishi in 2000. Watching him open that can inspired me, and so did his match at Wrestlemania where he turned heel and beat the Rock over and over with a chair.
I had a backyard wrestling match right after my elbow healed, and it was against the friend of the guy that broke my arm. I got him on the ground, punching him repeatedly in the ribs. I lunged at him and bit a chunk of flesh out of him where his nipple was.
The guy got up screaming and actually crying, and that is when I kind of snapped and grabbed a belt. I beat him over and over with the belt buckle side, and since he was shirtless it left huge welts all over his body.
I beat him so horribly, he wanted to become my friend just because I gave him the beating of his life. His friend that hurt my arm moved away soon after.
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Thrillho
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Thrillho on May 7, 2009 1:15:47 GMT -5
I ran over Stone Cold.
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dabossftw
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Post by dabossftw on May 7, 2009 1:40:50 GMT -5
I came back from a broken elbow right about the same time Stone Cold was coming back from neck surgery to face Rikishi in 2000. Watching him open that can inspired me, and so did his match at Wrestlemania where he turned heel and beat the Rock over and over with a chair. I had a backyard wrestling match right after my elbow healed, and it was against the friend of the guy that broke my arm. I got him on the ground, punching him repeatedly in the ribs. I lunged at him and bit a chunk of flesh out of him where his nipple was. The guy got up screaming and actually crying, and that is when I kind of snapped and grabbed a belt. I beat him over and over with the belt buckle side, and since he was shirtless it left huge welts all over his body. I beat him so horribly, he wanted to become my friend just because I gave him the beating of his life. His friend that hurt my arm moved away soon after. This is hilarious!!! You might say he was HUMBLED.
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