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Post by parder on May 21, 2009 21:49:39 GMT -5
Next week would be the logical return for Bourne to tag with Finlay against Smith and Kidd. That ties in with when he was last seen when Finlay helped him defeat Kidd. If he isn't on next week then I'd been concerned. I hope they don't give up on him due to his limited promo abilities. It's not like it hurt Rey Mysterio, and he can develop in time as he matures in the company.
Kane's absence is more puzzling. Unless he's injured I guess they don't have much for him, which is why him beating Punk at Backlash seems even more pointless now.
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on May 21, 2009 21:50:19 GMT -5
Playing Uno. I think Kane's currently winning. That game ended awhile ago. Kane creamed Bourne. Now they're playing Connect Four. Bourne was last heard saying "Pretty sneaky, Kane." |
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Post by H-Fist on May 21, 2009 22:55:57 GMT -5
Bourne attempted to defy gravity for real this time, and succeeded. He's currently helping NASA fix the Hubble telescope.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on May 21, 2009 22:57:06 GMT -5
Evan Bourne was preparing for a match last week. But, he heard the Ice Cream Truck, and had to chase after it.
He hasn't been seen since.
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Post by noleafclover1980 on May 21, 2009 23:29:05 GMT -5
Evan Bourne was mistaken for Cody Rhodes and has been forced to walk around with no pants because he never gets to speak up. Cody Rhodes on the other hand, is nowhere to be found.
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Post by Yami Daimao on May 21, 2009 23:31:57 GMT -5
That game ended awhile ago. Kane creamed Bourne. Now they're playing Connect Four. Bourne was last heard saying "Pretty sneaky, Kane." Up next: An intense game of Battleship! |
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Post by hushpuppy on May 22, 2009 0:08:59 GMT -5
Bourne was last heard saying "Pretty sneaky, Kane." Up next: An intense game of Battleship! Bourne "B4" Kane "you sunk my battleship" me "ill just show myself to the door, night all" |
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Post by mysterydriver on May 22, 2009 0:49:11 GMT -5
Evan Bourne somehow found Hector Garza locked in the dungeon of Titan Towers (Discovered by accident when he dropped his jawbreaker and chased it down many, many steps) and was locked up beside him by the guard, Mantaur.
They are currently having discussions about The Shooting Star Press and the Corkscrew Plancha while waiting on their daily slice of bread and cup of water.
Kane was trying to write his autobiography. After discovering it made no sense whether or not he was sober, he injested so much alcohol that he passed out.
He is currently sleeping on the floor of a Ramada Inn hotel room, snuggling with the complimentary soaps. They're so tiny.
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Post by Citizen Grimm on May 22, 2009 1:03:23 GMT -5
Evan Bourne somehow found Hector Garza locked in the dungeon of Titan Towers (Discovered by accident when he dropped his jawbreaker and chased it down many, many steps) and was locked up beside him by the guard, Mantaur. They are currently having discussions about The Shooting Star Press and the Corkscrew Plancha while waiting on their daily slice of bread and cup of water. Kane was trying to write his autobiography. After discovering it made no sense whether or not he was sober, he injested so much alcohol that he passed out. He is currently sleeping on the floor of a Ramada Inn hotel room, snuggling with the complimentary soaps. They're so tiny. You know, I was going to try and come up with something like this myself. Unforunately, I no longer can because I can't top the image of a passed out Kane snuggling tiny soap bottle.  |
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on May 22, 2009 3:52:53 GMT -5
Bourne is being repackaged. He is now Evan G. Elist, and he will attempt to turn the WWE roster into "Bourne-agains".
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on May 22, 2009 5:52:33 GMT -5
Bourne's getting Kanefused.
And by that, I mean he's trying the Fusion Dance with Kane. I don't think it's going to work.
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Post by Bo Rida on May 22, 2009 6:17:40 GMT -5
Playing Uno. I think Kane's currently winning. That game ended awhile ago. Kane creamed Bourne. Now they're playing Connect Four. I really hope Bourne doesn't want to play hungry hungry hippos, that won't end well. |
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on May 22, 2009 6:53:29 GMT -5
they're sat around a table, still occupied by a piece of paper with "please turn over" on both sides. CM Punk was seen near the scene walking shadily away and muttering about losing clean at backlash.
in related news, the night after judgement day, umaga was reportedly sent a video from a currently unknown chicago based IP address, under the file name "2 girls, 1 cup".
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