Um, Official Tommy Dreamer is ECW Champ thread?

[Aaron E. Dangerously]

Sure. Why not.

Hey, if it means anything, this is already his longest reign as ECW Champ. He's earned that second third slice of cake.

[I Like Your Poetry]

Go Dreamer..I'm only sad that Tommy probably found out the title isn't made of chocolate by now.

[H-Fist]

But it's silver. He can pawn it for money, which he can then exchange for goods and services...such as cake!

Woohoo!

[Allie Kitsune]

They're going to have to break out the old Mark Henry belt extensions for Tommy.

[Krimzon]

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HE'S FAT!

(Had to do it.)

[lemonyellowson]

He's been overlooked for so long i'm glad the innovater of violence is now the face of ECW. Dreamer is without a doubt the man wwe needs to take ecw forward into at least next tuesday....

[Deleted]

He deserves it

[Gummydavidson]

lets just hope they give dreamer a decent title run

[Brick Killed a Guy]

This thread had a great streak of fat jokes going at the start. Wouldn't call it a Joe DiMaggio-like streak. More like Jimmy Rollins.

Still, I had to post my appreciation for the streak.

[I Like Your Poetry]

Jun 7, 2009 22:49:07 GMT -5 Krimzon said:

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HE'S FAT!

(Had to do it.)

I just found this on a random messageboard and had to post it:

Tommy Dreamer is so fat he puts mayo on his asprin

Tommy Dreamer is so fat when he steps on a scale it says "To be continued..."

Tommy Dreamer is so fat when he steps on a scale it says "One at a time, please"

Tommy Dreamer is so fat when he goes the doctor and tells him his weight the doctor says "I wanted your weight not your phone number"

Tommy Dreamer is so fat he went to wrestling school and sat next to EVERYBODY

Tommy Dreamer is so fat he sat on four quarters and made it a dollar

Tommy Dreamer is so fat he sat on the dollar and blood came out of Washington's nose

Tommy Dreamer is so fat he eats Wheat Thicks

Tommy Dreamer is so fat when he goes to the restaurant, he looks at the menu and says "Okay."

Tommy Dreamer is so fat he fell in love and BROKE IT

Tommy Dreamer is so fat he wakes up in sections

Tommy Dreamer doesn't jump off the top rope, because he knows that if he'd jump in the air he'd get stuck.

In ECW when Tommy broke his neck gravy poured out

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[Brick Killed a Guy]

Jun 7, 2009 22:52:33 GMT -5 I Like Your Poetry said:

Jun 7, 2009 22:49:07 GMT -5 Krimzon said:

...
...

HE'S FAT!

(Had to do it.)

I just found this on a random messageboard and had to post it:

Tommy Dreamer is so fat he puts mayo on his asprin

Tommy Dreamer is so fat when he steps on a scale it says "To be continued..."

Tommy Dreamer is so fat when he steps on a scale it says "One at a time, please"

Tommy Dreamer is so fat when he goes the doctor and tells him his weight the doctor says "I wanted your weight not your phone number"

Tommy Dreamer is so fat he went to wrestling school and sat next to EVERYBODY

Tommy Dreamer is so fat he sat on four quarters and made it a dollar

Tommy Dreamer is so fat he sat on the dollar and blood came out of Washington's nose

Tommy Dreamer is so fat he eats Wheat Thicks

Tommy Dreamer is so fat when he goes to the restaurant, he looks at the menu and says "Okay."

Tommy Dreamer is so fat he fell in love and BROKE IT

Tommy Dreamer is so fat he wakes up in sections

Tommy Dreamer doesn't jump off the top rope, because he knows that if he'd jump in the air he'd get stuck.

In ECW when Tommy broke his neck gravy poured out

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Your post just made my night.

Bravo!

[Time Lord Soundwave]

A strong reaction in the theater tonight for Dreamer's win, though I think my girlfriend and I were the only ones standing up and cheering.

[Jay Carroll]

I see Dreamer busted out the shiny pants tonight.

Thought fat people wore sweatpants when they know they're going to feast.

[Van daminator]

For a minute I thought I was back in 1997 when bam bam bigelow was ECW Champion.

[Professor Chaos]

It'll be a supersized value meal tonight at the Dreamer household, YeeHaw.

[Rick Mad]

It really is great to see Tommy win the belt again. Dude deserves it.

[salsashark]

I love Tommy Dreamer and was so happy to see him win.

[Mayonnaise]

It will be interesting to see where they go with this. In kayfabe land, Dreamer isn't under contract anymore can do as he pleases.

[BitterAF]

Jun 7, 2009 23:16:56 GMT -5 Rick Mad said:

It really is great to see Tommy win the belt again. Dude deserves it.

Exactly.

[Krimzon]

Jun 7, 2009 23:25:49 GMT -5 Mayonnaise said:

It will be interesting to see where they go with this. In kayfabe land, Dreamer isn't under contract anymore can do as he pleases.

He shows up on ECW in a suit (XXXXL, of course). He's got the ECW Championship & a clipboard. He then goes on to say his time in WWE has been great and signs a TNA Contract ON the ECW Championship, claiming from this point on, he's CROSSED THE LINE! Then *Insert ECW relic here* runs in and confronts Tommy.