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Post by D-Lo's #1 Fan on Dec 16, 2008 4:01:02 GMT -5
Here's how it works.....
The poster above you states a profession and then the poster who replies states how they think Scott Steiner (the character) would handle this new job of his.....
I'll get us started........
Steiner becomes a fireman........
Little girl: Mr Steiner my cat is stuck up that tree, can you help get him down for me?!
Steiner: How the f*** did you get up there you sonofabitch!?!?!? Get your f****in ass down here, don't make me come up there! I'm the baddest son of a bitch who ever lived!!!!! I'm from a highly educated university I don't need tocatdowntreeday.....TO BE GETTING CATS DOWN FROM TREES ALL DAY! YOUR MOTHER SUCKS!!!!!
Steiner's next profession is............Substitute teacher.....
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 16, 2008 4:43:51 GMT -5
Student: "Sir, the German's didn't bomb Pearl Harbor, that was the Japanese with their Zeroes."
"HEH?!"
*Steiner sticks the kid's head between his forearm and bicep and flexes, making his head explode*
Steiner as a chef.
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Post by vampyur on Dec 16, 2008 5:05:20 GMT -5
Steiner: *looks at food* I'M HUNGRY!
Next: Steiner as teacher's aide to autistic children.
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Post by D-Lo's #1 Fan on Dec 16, 2008 5:29:57 GMT -5
Steiner: YOU KNOW WHY YOU NEED MY HELP?! BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT A GENETIC FREAK LIKE ME! YOU'RE A FRIKKIN HALF BREED!!!!!
Next: Doctor
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Post by rawthentic on Dec 16, 2008 5:29:59 GMT -5
Steiner: Ya see kids, im from a highly educated university! so when i getround a bunch of slow idiots like you....i gotta dumb myself down.
EDIT:ahhhh too late.
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Post by rawthentic on Dec 16, 2008 5:32:30 GMT -5
Steiner: YOU KNOW WHY YOU NEED MY HELP?! BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT A GENETIC FREAK LIKE ME! YOU'RE A FRIKKIN HALF BREED!!!!! Next: Doctor Stiener: See, you have a 25% chance of beating cancer! but when you have me treating you, your chances of surviving, drastically go down. police officer
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Post by D-Lo's #1 Fan on Dec 16, 2008 5:59:32 GMT -5
Steiner: Can you guess the reason I'm pulling you over? NO! SHUT UP! BECAUSE YOU'RE A REDNECK! YOU GOT A REDNECK TRUCK!
Computer Technician
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Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on Dec 16, 2008 6:31:44 GMT -5
Steiner: So you're having difficulty accessing emails on a shared computer system? It's possible that you need to change your account settings from standard user to Administrator. That's not a big problem, I just need to log in as an Administrator and check your user settings, making the necessary changes as we go along.
Steiner takes off his shirt, lifts up his arm in a bodybuilder pose, kisses the bicep, then retrieves a lead pipe from down the back of his pants. He smashes the computer to smithereens, picks up the chair and throws it through a nearby window, then grabs the nearest lackey and gives them a belly to belly suplex through the desk.
Steiner: Right, you shouldn't have any more problems now. DON'T TOUCH ME OR NEFILLEMNGGRUNBIGGLYRUMMBER. HEH?!
Steiner the proctologist.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2008 7:35:56 GMT -5
Steiner: *looks at food* I'M HUNGRY! Next: Steiner as teacher's aide to autistic children. Funny thing is, he has a degree in education. Now that's a scary thought.
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Post by D-Lo's #1 Fan on Dec 16, 2008 7:59:46 GMT -5
Steiner: So you're having difficulty accessing emails on a shared computer system? It's possible that you need to change your account settings from standard user to Administrator. That's not a big problem, I just need to log in as an Administrator and check your user settings, making the necessary changes as we go along. Steiner takes off his shirt, lifts up his arm in a bodybuilder pose, kisses the bicep, then retrieves a lead pipe from down the back of his pants. He smashes the computer to smithereens, picks up the chair and throws it through a nearby window, then grabs the nearest lackey and gives them a belly to belly suplex through the desk. Steiner: Right, you shouldn't have any more problems now. DON'T TOUCH ME OR NEFILLEMNGGRUNBIGGLYRUMMBER. HEH?! Steiner the proctologist. LOL brilliant. Steiner: If you have any more problems with your rectum, come back and see me in about 8 weeks, you'll feel like....what it's like....to be STEINERIZED! WHEN I JAM A FIST UP UR ASS! DON'T TOUCH ME! Car salesman.
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Post by "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat on Dec 16, 2008 8:16:40 GMT -5
Steiner: So you're having difficulty accessing emails on a shared computer system? It's possible that you need to change your account settings from standard user to Administrator. That's not a big problem, I just need to log in as an Administrator and check your user settings, making the necessary changes as we go along. Steiner takes off his shirt, lifts up his arm in a bodybuilder pose, kisses the bicep, then retrieves a lead pipe from down the back of his pants. He smashes the computer to smithereens, picks up the chair and throws it through a nearby window, then grabs the nearest lackey and gives them a belly to belly suplex through the desk. Steiner: Right, you shouldn't have any more problems now. DON'T TOUCH ME OR NEFILLEMNGGRUNBIGGLYRUMMBER. HEH?! Steiner the proctologist. LOL brilliant. Steiner: If you have any more problems with your rectum, come back and see me in about 8 weeks, you'll feel like....what it's like....to be STEINERIZED! WHEN I JAM A FIST UP UR ASS! DON'T TOUCH ME! Car salesman. Steiner: You want this baby?? You can have it, you can have my room number if you want it. Next Profession: Singer
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 16, 2008 14:03:07 GMT -5
"This one goes out to all my Freaks out there! Well-" *Mic cuts out from technical problems* "I'M PISSED NOW!"
Motivational Speaker
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Post by D-Lo's #1 Fan on Dec 16, 2008 14:20:54 GMT -5
"This one goes out to all my Freaks out there! Well-" *Mic cuts out from technical problems* "I'M PISSED NOW!" Motivational Speaker Steiner: if all you fat rednecks out there, wana look as good as Big Poppa Pump, all you faaaaaat asses gota hit the gym or you'll never be a genetic freak like me! I don't wana hear your opinion!!!!!!! Hotel Receptionist
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Post by FHgrad99 on Dec 16, 2008 15:13:10 GMT -5
"This one goes out to all my Freaks out there! Well-" *Mic cuts out from technical problems* "I'M PISSED NOW!" Motivational Speaker Steiner: if all you fat rednecks out there, wana look as good as Big Poppa Pump, all you faaaaaat asses gota hit the gym or you'll never be a genetic freak like me! I don't wana hear your opinion!!!!!!! Hotel Receptionist Customer: I'd like to check in. Steiner: OK, what's the name the room is registered under? Customer: Jones Steiner: OK, you're in room 311. Ned! Get our here and get his bags, you redneck and take them to room 311 before I British your dumb redneck ass. Next: Physicist.
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Post by D-Lo's #1 Fan on Dec 16, 2008 16:41:22 GMT -5
Steiner: Now a lot of physics teachers will come out here and talk about particles and cosmology, but I'm out here to talk about Orgasmology and what it takes to get Big Poppa Pump the genetic freak into your bedroom ladies and show you what a real good time is made of!
Judge on American Idol
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Post by FHgrad99 on Dec 16, 2008 17:56:05 GMT -5
Steiner: "You suck! Your mother sucks!"
Next: Astronomer.
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Post by vampyur on Dec 16, 2008 19:50:03 GMT -5
Steiner: "You suck! Your mother sucks!" Next: Astronomer. Steiner: When the planets align and the Earth tilts on a 47° axis, I'll whisper in your ear and you'll know that size does matter.
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Post by D-Lo's #1 Fan on Dec 17, 2008 3:01:41 GMT -5
You didn't list the next profession so I'll do Astronomer too......
Steiner: See what I understand astronomy to beee, is a bunch of stuff about rockets....and how they can blast you into the sky. Well ladies, the only rocket you need to worry about is the Big Booty Daddy's love rocket and it blasting you into ecstasy! Holla if ya hear me!
Plumber
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Post by FHgrad99 on Dec 17, 2008 11:23:01 GMT -5
You didn't list the next profession so I'll do Astronomer too...... Steiner: See what I understand astronomy to beee, is a bunch of stuff about rockets....and how they can blast you into the sky. Well ladies, the only rocket you need to worry about is the Big Booty Daddy's love rocket and it blasting you into ecstasy! Holla if ya hear me! Plumber Steiner: "What we have here is a clog full of the crap that came out of your fat ass. I'm going to show this clog what I'm capble of. I want your dumb redneck ass to stand back while the Big Bad Booty Daddy fixes your toilet." Next: Driving Instructor.
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Post by thesam07 on Dec 17, 2008 11:40:01 GMT -5
"Ok, make a right turn turn right here. NOT HERE YOU DARBLFRGH! IM SCOTT STEINER! I OUGHTA TAKE THAT STEERING WHEEL AND STICK IT WHERE YOU DONT WANNA DRIVE! AND THATS WITH ME! BIG POPPA PUMP! THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY! Now pull up to the drive thru......I'M HUNGRY!!!"
Next: Meter Maid.
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