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Post by moneyman on Dec 17, 2008 2:02:27 GMT -5
"Exclusive" info on Perry Saturn who has been MIA for quite a while, and some believed might have died.
There is at least one source that suggests he now lives in Albert Lea, MN which is a small town about 90 miles south of the Twin Cities.
www.wrestling-news.com/artman/publish/article_3837.shtml
12/8/08 - 12/9/08 EPISODE SYNOPSIS:
Perry Saturn lied about being shot in 2004? Exclusive to this show, lots of details revealed as to what Perry Saturn has been doing the last 4 years. Several marriages, unpaid child support, tax liens, house foreclosures, and more. While we are very happy he's alive (contrary to rumors elsewhere), it is pretty sad what has become of this once very talented wrestler. You will not find these details ANYWHERE ELSE." Don't know how truthful some of this is but I have heard for some time he has been missing. What a fall.
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 17, 2008 2:03:26 GMT -5
If it is true, it's very sad indeed.
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Post by Peeetah on Dec 17, 2008 8:10:56 GMT -5
I refuse to believe that Perry Saturn Didn't no sell bullets. REFUSE.
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Dec 17, 2008 8:31:04 GMT -5
Looking at the style in which the rest of their previews are written, I wouldn't give anything they have to say the time of day.
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Post by Topher is Human on Dec 17, 2008 8:53:26 GMT -5
Wait, isn't he in The Wrestler?
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 17, 2008 8:57:38 GMT -5
I'm glad he's alive if this is true.
But the way it's all written... it feels like it's written by an amateur trying to sound like "This Info is MINE, ALL MINE! LOOK AT ME". And I doubt somebody of that caliber could do the proper work necessary to track somebody down that doesn't want to be found.
Then again, maybe the guy works at the local 7/11 that Perry frequents.
*shrug*
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Post by Red Lion on Dec 17, 2008 9:01:17 GMT -5
Are The Radicalz, like, cursed or something?
Watch out Malenko!
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Post by Big BosskMan on Dec 17, 2008 9:03:02 GMT -5
All speculation about whether or not Saturn got shot aside, think about it:
Is this a person who you would really want to piss off by "exposing" info about him on the Internet? The dude's got a legit mean streak and I would not want to be the writer, in case Saturn decided to confront him in person.
If the man wants to live in anonymity, then let him do so.
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Post by SAJ Forth on Dec 17, 2008 9:13:39 GMT -5
I hope he's ok. He and Malenko are the last remaining.
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Post by officedepot6905 on Dec 17, 2008 9:33:36 GMT -5
here is your child support......YOU'RE WELCOME
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Post by randomranter on Dec 17, 2008 9:35:15 GMT -5
Has anyone actually listened to this guy's drivel to hear what he has to say? I would, but I've got better things to do, like..........well, anything.
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Post by nealo on Dec 17, 2008 10:25:42 GMT -5
i hope he's alright
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Post by The Peoples Elbow on Dec 17, 2008 10:28:36 GMT -5
here is your child support......YOU'RE WELCOME ::spits coffee onto keyboard:: ;D |
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Post by @TenaciousBe on Dec 17, 2008 12:30:28 GMT -5
I live about 45 minutes away from Albert Lea. I should go on a hunt up there one of these days and see if I see him around town. Imagine how awesome it'd be to go to some bakery and see him behind the counter with one of those big white poofy hats?
Hands me a bag of donuts..... "Doggies eat the purple ones... YOU'RE WELCOME"
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 17, 2008 15:02:36 GMT -5
here is your child support......YOU'RE WELCOME ::spits coffee onto keyboard:: ;D I'm with you, that was excellent. ;D |
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Dec 17, 2008 19:05:54 GMT -5
Has anyone actually listened to this guy's drivel to hear what he has to say? I would, but I've got better things to do, like..........well, anything. In short: * Saturn got married (his third) later in the month that he reportedly got shot breaking up a gang rape. * This marriage broke down ridiculously quick. His wife filed some extremely detailed paperwork that divided up all of their property, but despite supposedly going through intensive physical therapy, medical equipment appears nowhere on the list. * Looking through police reports and getting help looking through hospital records, he found no reports, records, or anything that supported the story that Saturn told that website. *Perry Saturn apparently owes at least tens of thousands of dollars worth of child support to his first wife. Apparently, the laws where his ex lives state that he cannot be found in contempt of a court order if he is not physically given his court summons. She has filed papers against him at least once a year, and files again anytime she thinks that he might go somewhere, such as the funeral of Kronus and Killer Kowalski or any show that he is scheduled for. |
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Post by moneyman on Dec 18, 2008 6:17:13 GMT -5
Hey why was this thread moved Saturn was in WWE in the Attitude Era???
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Post by D-Lo's #1 Fan on Dec 18, 2008 6:43:55 GMT -5
Looking at the style in which the rest of their previews are written, I wouldn't give anything they have to say the time of day. Agreed, it looks like this dude knocked it up on Microsoft Page Editor and then just stuck it on the internet. |
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Post by Hiroshi Hase on Dec 18, 2008 9:04:59 GMT -5
Hey why was this thread moved Saturn was in WWE in the Attitude Era??? Yes but hasn't been in WWE since 2002, so anything that occurs with him probably would go in the other section. |
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Dec 18, 2008 11:16:09 GMT -5
You will not find these details ANYWHERE ELSE. "Because I am actually MAKING S*** UP." |
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