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Post by reginaldpantsworth on Jan 18, 2009 8:00:28 GMT -5
One time a jehova knocked on the door and I opened it, looked at him for about 5 seconds, shrugged and said, "What, you gonna suck my **** or somethin?"
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ertel
Mike the Goon
Oh man - why'd you do that? Why'd he do that?!
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Post by ertel on Jan 19, 2009 0:56:58 GMT -5
"I'm doin him an egg",
"I'm Hungry"
"Ev'rybody know, wants to know"
"Shut up! Shut up NED!"
Get mah bags, GET MAH BRAGS!"
Good God they're useful in all sorts of situations. Funny X 10 when they're used on someone who has no idea what you're talking about.
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Post by Danimal on Jan 19, 2009 2:45:42 GMT -5
I've used "go behind for the bump and grind" before.
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Strotha
Hank Scorpio
In heaven, everything is fine
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Post by Strotha on Jan 19, 2009 4:24:06 GMT -5
I've been meaning to try and get that Scott Steiner Maths promo memorised just so I can bust it out at any opportune time... I'd love to be able to use it in an every day situation.That would be awesome. |
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Post by Bravo Echo November on Jan 19, 2009 12:01:15 GMT -5
I say "White trash" alot now.
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Post by toodarkmark on Jan 19, 2009 12:40:47 GMT -5
You know, since his career is winding down... this is my idea.
Scott Steiner says he's tired of fat asses yelling on the tv monitor. Goes out and puts Don West in a recliner, and finishes his announcing career.
Mike Tenay and Scott Steiner, weekly. Oh joy.
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Post by joestodge on Jan 19, 2009 18:47:28 GMT -5
Steiner "You know, they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe, and you can see that statement is not true! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another wrestler, you got a 50-50 chance of winnin'. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal, so you got a 25% at best at beatin' me! And then you add Kurt Angle to the mix? Your chances of winnin' drasticy go down. See the three-way, at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of wiinnin'. But I, I got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, cause Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try! So, Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25 percent chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winnin' at Sacrifice! But then you take my 75 perchance chance at winnin', if we was to go one-on-one, and to add 66 2/3 ch… percents, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winnin at Sacrifice! See, McJoe; the numbers don't like, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice! See- but I'm gonna break it down for all you ladies." (turns to Lauren) "Would you rather be with me, or would you rather be with Joe?"
Lauren: "Well, I think Joe's kinda nice, I mean, you know?"
Steiner: "See, you're one o' those girls that like romance. I'm-a talk to all my freaks out there. Would you rather come home to me, a genetic freak, to be satisfied every night, or go home to that fatass Samoa Joe!? See, tonight, we're gonna win, and I'm gonna be the World Champion at Sacrifice! Come on, Petey! Let's go!"
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mcd
Don Corleone
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Post by mcd on Jan 20, 2009 2:07:54 GMT -5
I showed my wife one of the Steiner collections recently, she smiled and I didn't think too much of it. Usually she laughs and goes on to find more related stuff. Flash forward a couple days and as I ask her a question from the other side of the house I get a rapidfire series of "HEH!?" "HEH?!" "HEH?!" and a "FOOTBALL!!" in response. I must have looked like a moron laying on the floor catching my breath!
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Post by i.Sarita.com on Jan 20, 2009 4:36:03 GMT -5
You know, since his career is winding down... this is my idea. Scott Steiner says he's tired of fat asses yelling on the tv monitor. Goes out and puts Don West in a recliner, and finishes his announcing career. Mike Tenay and Scott Steiner, weekly. Oh joy. Steiner:HEH? DON WEST WAS FAAAAATTT ASSSSESSS. IM THE GREATEST CHAMPIONSHIP OF THIS CUMPNY AND DON WEST WAS JUST A FAATTTTTT ASSSSSSESSSSS Mike Tenay: YOU CAN GO STRAIGHT TO HELL SCOTT STEINER |
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Post by ThatDamnPotato on Jan 20, 2009 10:58:14 GMT -5
I love this thread.
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Post by joestodge on Jan 20, 2009 18:30:09 GMT -5
what does im doin him a egg actually mean?  |
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Jan 20, 2009 19:03:05 GMT -5
You know, since his career is winding down... this is my idea. Scott Steiner says he's tired of fat asses yelling on the tv monitor. Goes out and puts Don West in a recliner, and finishes his announcing career. Mike Tenay and Scott Steiner, weekly. Oh joy. that would truely be the great night in the history of out sport |
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Post by romafan87 on Jan 20, 2009 20:05:22 GMT -5
Not only do I talk like him, but I've also sewed a big 69 across from an American flag to all my jeans.
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Dave at the Movies
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
VINTAGE D-DAY DAVE! Always cranking dat thing.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Jan 20, 2009 20:09:13 GMT -5
Honestly if Steiner didn't talk the way he does and have that very distinctive voice I don't think he would have ever made it to the main event.
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Joie De Vivre
Hank Scorpio
There's always next year.
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Post by Joie De Vivre on Jan 22, 2009 4:20:40 GMT -5
"You can get my room numba if you want to!"
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OriasPool
Samurai Cop
May the power protect you
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Post by OriasPool on Jan 24, 2009 0:58:12 GMT -5
I went up to a girl and said "baby you don't have to wait for the Earth to rotate on a 47 degree access and the stars to align and create an equilax so you can see the big dipper, cause I am the man with the big dipper and when I go behind and do the bump and grind, it's only a matter of time before you call me the Big Bad Booty Daddy!"
but it was my wife, lol
I've also said "they got some faaaat asses" a lot more lately.
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Snowman
Dennis Stamp
The "Called His Mama at WrestleMania" Guy
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Post by Snowman on Jan 24, 2009 6:36:29 GMT -5
I love Mene gene's face throughout this promo as he stuggles to comprehend what he is saying. I Smurfing love Steiner promos  |
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Snowman
Dennis Stamp
The "Called His Mama at WrestleMania" Guy
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Post by Snowman on Jan 24, 2009 6:38:19 GMT -5
Steiner "You know, they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe, and you can see that statement is not true! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another wrestler, you got a 50-50 chance of winnin'. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal, so you got a 25% at best at beatin' me! And then you add Kurt Angle to the mix? Your chances of winnin' drasticy go down. See the three-way, at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of wiinnin'. But I, I got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, cause Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try! So, Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25 percent chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winnin' at Sacrifice! But then you take my 75 perchance chance at winnin', if we was to go one-on-one, and to add 66 2/3 ch… percents, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winnin at Sacrifice! See, McJoe; the numbers don't like, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice! See- but I'm gonna break it down for all you ladies." (turns to Lauren) "Would you rather be with me, or would you rather be with Joe?" Lauren: "Well, I think Joe's kinda nice, I mean, you know?" Steiner: "See, you're one o' those girls that like romance. I'm-a talk to all my freaks out there. Would you rather come home to me, a genetic freak, to be satisfied every night, or go home to that fatass Samoa Joe!? See, tonight, we're gonna win, and I'm gonna be the World Champion at Sacrifice! Come on, Petey! Let's go!" This promo is awesome, does anyone have a link to a youtube of it, i can't find it. |
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Albino Heat
Don Corleone
You're a nasty bastard, and your momma said so!!
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Post by Albino Heat on Jan 24, 2009 12:30:03 GMT -5
Steiner "You know, they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe, and you can see that statement is not true! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another wrestler, you got a 50-50 chance of winnin'. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal, so you got a 25% at best at beatin' me! And then you add Kurt Angle to the mix? Your chances of winnin' drasticy go down. See the three-way, at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of wiinnin'. But I, I got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, cause Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try! So, Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25 percent chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winnin' at Sacrifice! But then you take my 75 perchance chance at winnin', if we was to go one-on-one, and to add 66 2/3 ch… percents, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winnin at Sacrifice! See, McJoe; the numbers don't like, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice! See- but I'm gonna break it down for all you ladies." (turns to Lauren) "Would you rather be with me, or would you rather be with Joe?" Lauren: "Well, I think Joe's kinda nice, I mean, you know?" Steiner: "See, you're one o' those girls that like romance. I'm-a talk to all my freaks out there. Would you rather come home to me, a genetic freak, to be satisfied every night, or go home to that fatass Samoa Joe!? See, tonight, we're gonna win, and I'm gonna be the World Champion at Sacrifice! Come on, Petey! Let's go!" This promo is awesome, does anyone have a link to a youtube of it, i can't find it. There's a 141 2/3% chance it is on dailymotion. www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/scott%2Bsteiner/video/x5acti_scott-steiner-maths_sport |
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triplethreatmark
Grimlock
Party Fouler
I look exactly like this avatar in real life.
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Post by triplethreatmark on Jan 25, 2009 23:22:10 GMT -5
My friend and I always use steinerisms. Whenever I'm about to put him in the steiner recliner on SvR 07 I always say, "It's only a matter of time, before I go behind; put you in the Bump and Grind"
BTW, Does anyone else remember that Steiner promo when he was talking about sleeping with AJ Styles's wife while he claimed that AJ sleeps with a Buzz Lightyear pajama and blankets himself in Lightening McQueen bedsheets?
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