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Post by Square on Dec 2, 2009 19:00:30 GMT -5
*Square walks up to his former tag team partner* Star, destroy Enigma and The Revolution Of Evolution promises that you will be the first challanger to his WWCF world title Yeah, I could do that... Or maybe I could just win it myself without your charity.
And if that happens partner, I promise, you won't be first in line for a title shot.
Don't call me, I won't call you.*Walks through a door that I'm pretty sure wasn't there a second ago.* Don't waste your time going for the world title Janetty, the Revolution of Evolution is the next world champion after he beats Enigma at A Very Special WWCF Christmas
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Post by littlenaitch on Dec 2, 2009 19:00:40 GMT -5
What the hell are you talking about Square? I think you're the one that is jealous of your former tag team partner as he is about to pass you by as the more sucessful member of the team. I have always believed Square that you could not stand the fact that Starshine was the better worker of the team and that the boys in the back liked him way more than we liked you. Now I don't remember which one of you took the fall in the loss of the tag belts to Rough N Ready but that loss by you almost killed the tag team division. If you're saying that I'm disrespecting you with my comment about the winner of Enigma/Starshine could be our next World Champion, then maybe I am considering that I don't see you doing anything to get near the World Title. Also, who are you calling a glorified tag wrestler? Just because Tyfo and myself decided to reunite does not mean that I can no longer cut it as a singles wrestler. I am going to prove it to everyone that I am not washed up as a singles wrestler by defeating Colt and Drakin in this Triple Threat match. So Square, don't get involved in my business when it doesn't concern you.
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Post by Square on Dec 2, 2009 19:06:39 GMT -5
What the hell are you talking about Square? I think you're the one that is jealous of your former tag team partner as he is about to pass you by as the more sucessful member of the team. I have always believed Square that you could not stand the fact that Starshine was the better worker of the team and that the boys in the back liked him way more than we liked you. Now I don't remember which one of you took the fall in the loss of the tag belts to Rough N Ready but that loss by you almost killed the tag team division. If you're saying that I'm disrespecting you with my comment about the winner of Enigma/Starshine could be our next World Champion, then maybe I am considering that I don't see you doing anything to get near the World Title. Also, who are you calling a glorified tag wrestler? Just because Tyfo and myself decided to reunite does not mean that I can no longer cut it as a singles wrestler. I am going to prove it to everyone that I am not washed up as a singles wrestler by defeating Colt and Drakin in this Triple Threat match. So Square, don't get involved in my business when it doesn't concern you. Maybe you should follow Colt's lead too, by realising that the Revolution of Evolution is the future of this company and simply walk away to save yourself from the Squareplosion cracking your skull in two. Don't like the future champ, it doesn't matter. All that simply matters is that you keep your mouth shut. Your business just got itself a lot more dangerous Little man if you keep this up
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Dec 2, 2009 19:11:05 GMT -5
Well, it seems as though Square is continuing to go on and on about being the "revolution of evolution". That's just fine with me. It's fun to see him off running his mouth. Apparently his goal was to make sure I didn't win the title. The reason why is pretty simple to understand. Square knew he couldn't win it from me if I did get it. So he resorted to dirty and underhanded tactics that will not go unpunished when he steps into the ring with fellow-Equalizer, Jonathan Michaels.
Now, next Monday my opponent is a former three-time tag team champion if my records are correct. He is also the former partner of Square. Starshine, you were the only member of Corporate that I have never faced in the ring. Naturally, this means that our match has a lot of meaning to it. The winner will most likely challenge Jazzman for that world title possibly at the next PPV. However I can not afford to be the loser in our contest.
I was a fraction of a second away from winning the title, even after your former partner threw me down a flight of stairs. My drive to win outweighs any injury I might have. I beat Square, gave Colt a Brilliant Deduction and used an extremely high-risk move to nearly pin Jazzman. My desire for the Heavyweight title makes me do crazy things, and on Niteraw, you'll have a front-row seat to a changed Enigma. One with a drive unlike any other superstar here. One with the power to bring change to this company. One that will not go down unless he is killed in battle.
Starshine, you are right, now it isn't personal. It's business, but my business is the heavyweight title, and I'll be damned if I let you, Square, or anyone else get in my way of what I want. You are right, I have clawed and scraped my way to the the top of the mountain. Soon however, I will rise to the peak, and claim the heavyweight title in the name of the Head Detective. Your former partner sparked a flame in me that I had been lacking before, and next week you will witness it first-hand. I do advise you to take it seriously as well, because if you play with fire, you're gonna get burned.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 2, 2009 19:14:27 GMT -5
*Amigo walks past Square, Aaron, Starshine, Littlenatich, and whoever else, grinning evily, and chuckling*
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Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Dec 2, 2009 21:40:44 GMT -5
On the NPC Jobber idea that Davesuggested in the last thread, I'm for it. I actually used one in my first two weeks here, a young up-start called Danny Daniels.
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Post by littlenaitch on Dec 3, 2009 5:02:48 GMT -5
What the hell are you talking about Square? I think you're the one that is jealous of your former tag team partner as he is about to pass you by as the more sucessful member of the team. I have always believed Square that you could not stand the fact that Starshine was the better worker of the team and that the boys in the back liked him way more than we liked you. Now I don't remember which one of you took the fall in the loss of the tag belts to Rough N Ready but that loss by you almost killed the tag team division. If you're saying that I'm disrespecting you with my comment about the winner of Enigma/Starshine could be our next World Champion, then maybe I am considering that I don't see you doing anything to get near the World Title. Also, who are you calling a glorified tag wrestler? Just because Tyfo and myself decided to reunite does not mean that I can no longer cut it as a singles wrestler. I am going to prove it to everyone that I am not washed up as a singles wrestler by defeating Colt and Drakin in this Triple Threat match. So Square, don't get involved in my business when it doesn't concern you. Maybe you should follow Colt's lead too, by realising that the Revolution of Evolution is the future of this company and simply walk away to save yourself from the Squareplosion cracking your skull in two. Don't like the future champ, it doesn't matter. All that simply matters is that you keep your mouth shut. Your business just got itself a lot more dangerous Little man if you keep this up LN- The future of this company? Are you serious? You can't be serious can you? I mean if you are the future of this company then this company is in serious trouble because you can't draw a dime pal. Let me make something perfectly clear to you son, I AM NOT AFRAID OF YOU!!! Never have, never will. Let me also remind you that the Non-American Heroes NEVER beat the Southwest Connection for the tag team championship. Now you said that it doesn't matter if I like the so called "future champ" or not but I think it does matter to you that I like you or at least respect you or you would not have even said that sentence. Now you are the one that turned this into more then it should be as all I simply said was that I think the winner of the Aaron Enigma/Starshine match could become the next World Heavyweight Champion and you took exception to it. All I was doing was giving out my own opinion on what I think might go down which had nothing to do with you. So what you need to do Square, is go back to your little hole that you were in and stay out of my business as everyone knows, that you are not in my league and have never been in my league as like I said before, Starshine was the star of your team while you rode his coat tails. So again Square, stay out of my business and I will gladly stay out of yours.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Dec 3, 2009 11:34:27 GMT -5
We should create two jobbers and put them in a program like Chavo and Hornswoggle.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Dec 3, 2009 12:00:59 GMT -5
Yeah, I could do that... Or maybe I could just win it myself without your charity.
And if that happens partner, I promise, you won't be first in line for a title shot.
Don't call me, I won't call you.*Walks through a door that I'm pretty sure wasn't there a second ago.* Don't waste your time going for the world title Janetty, the Revolution of Evolution is the next world champion after he beats Enigma at A Very Special WWCF Christmas Square I honestly have no idea what you are going on about. Me vs. Starshine is happening on Monday. Seth said you and I may be fighting for the #1 contendership at the next PPV. However, did you ever think that maybe the winner of me vs. Starshine could very well be challenging Jazzman for the title at that PPV? You should have a pretty big interest in the outcome of this match, instead of spouting out how many Squareplosions you are gonna dish out to everyone on the roster that doesn't agree with you.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 3, 2009 16:54:24 GMT -5
1. I figure my character is exactly who he says he is, a former Hollywood stuntman named Jonathan Michaels.
2. Can you guys put Sara Nakatomi on the first page as my valet/manager?
3. Speaking of which, When do Sara and Tinkers get their Tag Team title shot?
4. Promo forthcoming.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Dec 3, 2009 17:43:16 GMT -5
*The Headbanger Man is in the rehearsal room*
I'd like to address a few issues right here and now. For those who still don't feel that the Heavy Metal Express is legit, take a look at the record books, which will forever say that we defeated the Southwest Connection, undeniably the most decorated team in this company's history, at In Your Apartment. Yeah, I hear them both whining about how we won, but I did say we'd get the job done by any means necessary, and that's exactly what happened. Now they're out crying for a rematch under these "Rules Of Honour" - fine, we've beaten you once and we'll do so again. Seth is threatening to suspend us if we use weapons again - cool. We'll use our wrestling to take down these whiners, and finally end this pointless reunion tour once and for all.
I also hear everybody telling me that Dave is only in it for himself - he's gonna sell me down the river and try to enhance his own career. He doesn't really care about me, they all say. Well, I say that's bulls***. I joined forces with the guy because like him, I don't really want to play by the rules. Even though he was the CEO, deep down he and I have a lot in common - two guys who rock hard, fight hard and have a drive to succeed. He didn't have to recruit me as a partner, but he did, and I think the fact that we're undefeated so far tells me that it was the smartest move he ever made. We both started out as singles wrestlers, but we were being overlooked and underappreciated, but that's not gonna be the case anymore, because the Heavy Metal Express is out to rule the tag team division and win gold.
Now onto the new champions, The Resistance. I gotta give em props for finally ending the reign of Starshine and Cthulu, as much as I don't like either of them, but I'm gonna put you on notice, guys. We want to be the next challengers to those titles, and this week we square off with you in the ring, albeit with a different dimension, we're also teaming with a future superstar in Ganzobomb. Viva, for some reason you beat the hell out of this kid - I guess maybe to prove that you're "Hollywood" or whatever crap it is you're peddling now, but I know for a fact that he's out for revenge, and I look forward to helping him extract it. Plus, he's also beaten Jay Carroll, your other partner. Viva, I can only hope you keep your ego in check long enough not to piss your own team-mate off again, and Stryker...I haven't forgotten that you misted me a couple of weeks back. I'm especially looking forward to dropping you with the Double Bass DDT, and quenching my appetite for destruction.
Our first PPV victory is under our belts. D-Day Dave and I are the future of this company. If you don't like the way we do things, and if you got a problem with us...we don't care. Now if you'll excuse me, I got some training to be doing.
*Headbanger Man lays waste to a drum kit, and then smashes a bottle over his own head*
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Post by theganzobomb on Dec 3, 2009 18:14:37 GMT -5
*Ganzobomb is in the Locker room sitting down Yes people I'm back and i have alot to get off my chest first off on my first Raw show I'm teaming up with the Heavy Metal Express to take on Jay Carrol and Renaissance.You bet I'm angry about what you did to me vivas you embarrassed me and now I'm out for revenge. You think your Mr.big shot by trying to end my career like head banger said i am coming for revenge. And for you guys Renaissance first of all Jay i beat you and Stryker i never had to deal with you yet but I'm not going to be afraid you guys try to keep me down but I'm like a Phoenix i will ride again. And my partners The Heavy Metal Express i will help them every step away to make sure they get there hands on Renaissance and so i can get my revenge on you Vivas.
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Square
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Post by Square on Dec 3, 2009 18:37:38 GMT -5
The Revolution of Evolution, your next WWCF world champion, would just like to inform Johny Micheals that what happens on Heatz is nothing personal, well except that hardcore wrestling is a disease on this great sport and you are nothing more than a virus spreader, however what will happen Sunday night is that you end up in the hospital after eating the most deadliest move in profesinal wrestling today, the Squareplosion, and after you awaken from your coma you will say "I just got my ass handed to me by the next world champion".
The man who is wrestling personifed is not afraid of any man in this company and will reign as it's true king for years to come whether anybody likes it or not. The future is bright, the future is Square
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Dec 3, 2009 18:43:58 GMT -5
*Ganzobomb is in the Locker room sitting down Yes people I'm back and i have alot to get off my chest first off on my first Raw show I'm teaming up with the Head Banger Express to take on TTS and Renaissance.You bet I'm angry about what you did to me vivas you embarrassed me and now I'm out for revenge. You think your Mr.big shot by trying to end my career like head banger said i am coming for revenge. And for you guys Renaissance first of all TTS i beat you and Stryker i never had to deal with you yet but I'm not going to be afraid you guys try to keep me down but I'm like a Phoenix i will ride again. And my partners The Head Banger Express i will help them every step away to make sure they get there hands on Renaissance and so i can get my revenge on you Vivas. ;D - Dude, we're facing Jay Carroll and the Resistance, just to let you know.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Dec 3, 2009 18:46:32 GMT -5
*Ganzobomb is in the Locker room sitting down Yes people I'm back and i have alot to get off my chest first off on my first Raw show I'm teaming up with the Head Banger Express to take on TTS and Renaissance.You bet I'm angry about what you did to me vivas you embarrassed me and now I'm out for revenge. You think your Mr.big shot by trying to end my career like head banger said i am coming for revenge. And for you guys Renaissance first of all TTS i beat you and Stryker i never had to deal with you yet but I'm not going to be afraid you guys try to keep me down but I'm like a Phoenix i will ride again. And my partners The Head Banger Express i will help them every step away to make sure they get there hands on Renaissance and so i can get my revenge on you Vivas. ;D - Dude, we're facing Jay Carroll and the Resistance, just to let you know. Looks like we have our Sid Vicious character.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Dec 3, 2009 18:48:08 GMT -5
*Ganzobomb is in the Locker room sitting down Yes people I'm back and i have alot to get off my chest first off on my first Raw show I'm teaming up with the Head Banger Express to take on TTS and Renaissance.You bet I'm angry about what you did to me vivas you embarrassed me and now I'm out for revenge. You think your Mr.big shot by trying to end my career like head banger said i am coming for revenge. And for you guys Renaissance first of all TTS i beat you and Stryker i never had to deal with you yet but I'm not going to be afraid you guys try to keep me down but I'm like a Phoenix i will ride again. And my partners The Head Banger Express i will help them every step away to make sure they get there hands on Renaissance and so i can get my revenge on you Vivas. ;D - Dude, we're facing Jay Carroll and the Resistance, just to let you know. And you are the Heavy Metal Express, not the Head Banger Express. How can a member of the team not notice that
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Dec 3, 2009 18:49:46 GMT -5
;D - Dude, we're facing Jay Carroll and the Resistance, just to let you know. And you are the Heavy Metal Express, not the Head Banger Express. How can a member of the team not notice that Yeah, well..... whatever.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Dec 3, 2009 18:51:14 GMT -5
And you are the Heavy Metal Express, not the Head Banger Express. How can a member of the team not notice that Yeah, well..... whatever. ...CUZ THIS IS MY UNITED STATES OF WHATEVER! Sorry bout that...couldn't resist.
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Post by Square on Dec 3, 2009 18:51:33 GMT -5
And you are the Heavy Metal Express, not the Head Banger Express. How can a member of the team not notice that Yeah, well..... whatever. He's a drummer, he doesn't need to know what the bands called!
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 3, 2009 18:52:13 GMT -5
...CUZ THIS IS MY UNITED STATES OF WHATEVER! Sorry bout that...couldn't resist. *Pokes him in the eye* Well, if we are doing the "Couldn't resist" excuse......
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